WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

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GrandDriveAuto said:
The real question is whether or not any of this is true. If it is then damn, I feel bad for making fun of him, if hes just lying then hes a massive piece of shit and his family should disown him over this.
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I think it's partially true, but from a very biased perspective. I'm curious what the unbiased perspective is. Like, how do you get forced to rape someone? I suspect that in particular is Rudyard lampshading something really major. I wouldn't be surprised if his definition of "Forced" is her not letting him go to parties or some other sort of really fucking perverse rationalization for his actions.

Also, I guess this does prove that he's not a virgin, lmao. "I am not incel...HOWEVER..." Yeah bro uhh A lot is making sense now lol
 
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"My father had crippling mercury poisoning when he inseminated me".
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This insane statement was preceded by this even more insane statement: "Another example of the kind of guy my dad is that he ate tunafish every single day of his life from ages 12 to ages 30 and he did it because it was 50 cents cheaper than the other sandwich options... and then it gave him crippling mercury poisoning."
 
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GrandDriveAuto said:
The real question is whether or not any of this is true. If it is then damn, I feel bad for making fun of him, if hes just lying then hes a massive piece of shit and his family should disown him over this.
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My thoughts exactly because we have seen this shit too many times. It also seemed like a really weird moment for story like that, just in middle of some Christmas stream this guy drops a nuke on his audience like that. I didn't get those pity-farming boogie vibes off him but you never know with these people.
 
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taxedbrass said:
I think it's partially true, but from a very biased perspective. I'm curious what the unbiased perspective is. Like, how do you get forced to rape someone? I suspect that in particular is Rudyard lampshading something really major. I wouldn't be surprised if his definition of "Forced" is her not letting him go to parties or some other sort of really fucking perverse rationalization for his actions.
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According to video 2 this all happened between the ages of six and ten, at which point he became big enough to fight off his mother. It raises the question what non-consensual sex you could even have with your mother (or sister, or babysitter) at the age of six.
He never mentions 'penis', or 'vagina' or any specific sex act, but he keeps saying 'raped', 'raped', 'raped' over and over. I don't know much about incest rape of autistic children, but it sounds weird compared to some other people I've heard talk about their childhood sexual abuse.
 
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taxedbrass said:
I think it's partially true, but from a very biased perspective. I'm curious what the unbiased perspective is. Like, how do you get forced to rape someone? I suspect that in particular is Rudyard lampshading something really major. I wouldn't be surprised if his definition of "Forced" is her not letting him go to parties or some other sort of really fucking perverse rationalization for his actions.

Also, I guess this does prove that he's not a virgin, lmao. "I am not incel...HOWEVER..." Yeah bro uhh A lot is making sense now lol
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I remember his own rival/ opp, monsieur z, once said in a discord server voice chat that at a con both he and rudyard were at, some girl tried to rizz up rudyard, but he rejected her and passed her on to Z.

If his own rival is willing to admit he gets biches, I guess he wasnt lying about not being a virgin.

Nonetheless,,, that doesnt mean theyre necessarily hot biches

Jondavis2 said:
There's speculation that his brain may have been nuked by the drugs he's confirmed he's taking, and he's embellishing/ making up shit

Especially those demons/gods parts
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Hes literally saying that he was making a deal with God while he was being raped wtf.

Even his own comment section is turning against him. That is the FIRST time ive seen that happen
 
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Here are the top comments from part 1 of Whatifalthist's autobiographical video series:
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Here are the top comments from part 2 of Whatifalthist's autobiographical video series:
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Dude... The end of Part One is crazy. I'm taking notes because I want to make a video on this, and here's what I have from this segment. You can tell what parts just fucking left me flabbergasted. Also, I include some commentary, because again it's for a video, and I don't want to lose any funny ideas. Anyway, here's the notes I took. This guy's fucking nuts.



Insists that people should contract an Amazonian shaman to reach the Spirit world like he did, because shamans are trained professionals and if you don't use a shaman bad things will happen and it's immoral.

Says he saw huge amounts of the Spirit world because of a woman shaman named owayawaskaw... I wouldn't trust a woman to navigate me through the spirit world, frankly. No wonder he kept ending up in hell. The bitch didn't know how to read a map!

Says he has God, the devil, mother nature, time itself, etc all as contacts inside of his cell phone, and he speaks to them regularly.

Says the Spirit world operates off of technicalities and little clauses. Presumably, a bunch of Jewish lawyers run the spirit world. Jesus was a Jewish lawyer in the spirit world and actually sued in order to become a prophet, apparently.

Has seen things he cannot articulate because our feeble minds cannot comprehend them. "I have seen a thousand years pass in a single instant." He's transcended to godhood! Praise be to Rudyard Lynch! "I have seen a million sums crash together at once, creating such a level of cosmic destruction as to lead back to nothingness. I have seen the whole of human life concentrated into the great chain of being, stretching empowered from the lower levels of evil to God at the top..." Just clip this entire schizophrenic portion. This is fucking nutty. This is Chris-Chan levels of delusion. He legitimately thinks he's a transcendent being who has walked acros other dimensions.

Says he has spent significant amounts of time in hell, and has experienced the extraordinary agony of hell.

Says he has had demons rip his flesh apart and has had every atom scream. We have no concept of how much he has suffered, and how long he has spent in hell, he says. He's spent most of his time in the spirit world in hell, so presumably there's a reason for that. A preview of things to come!

Says because of how spirit time works, he's actually spent infinity time in hell, and part of him is still there.

Spent dozens of hours speaking to the devil, who he says is very similar to his mother, and that he enjoyed his company, and that Rudyard actually doesn't belong in hell but is only there in order to pay a debt for his bloodline. Hell is collectivist? Who would've thought it! I thought heaven was supposed to be the socialist paradise, not hell!

Says it was really bad because he wasn't supposed to be there, and it was a great injustice.

HE SAYS GOD TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS HIS DUTY TO FOUND A RELIGION LMAOOOO HES GOING TO BECOME A CULT LEADER LMAOOO HES LEGITIMATELY GOING TO TRY AND FOUND A FUCKING RELIGION. THIS IS FUCKING INSANE WTF IS GOING ON AHHHHHHHH

Says he saw inside the mind of God. Refers to God as Yahweh. He's honestly coming off to me as an Irish equivalent of Black Hebrew Israelites.

He says he is God's great gift to Humanity lmao

Compares God to Lord of the Rings

He is legitimately speaking to voices in his head, which tell him they're God, and he is listening to them, lmao. Says he's getting information from God. Bro got asked for a source, and really said "Divine Enlightenment"

Says he is the first man ever that God has let into the "Halls of Time," some very treaturous and dangerous area. It's his job to guide humanity through these halls, and these halls are also where souls come from.

Says he saw his soul, and that it's immortal and lives in a cave alone, away from the other souls, and helping them benevolently when they need assistance.

Getting Petsrsonian with his view of nature as Feminine and whatnot, "the feminine forces of destruction."

Says he saw himself as a woman giving birth and was appalled at how much suffering there was. "I'm a feminist and 6'4 btw" vibes.

Says he is some life bringer, which allows trees to grow and buildings to expand, and he is what let's life win against death.

Says his visions are connected to ancient Egyptian mysticism

Okay, I was right, he literally says "Peterson was Right"

Oh, apparently the PTSD is from seeing the spirit world, not from raping his sister. Thank you for the clarification, Rudyard.

God demanded he suffer in hell seven times to clear a generational curse, and he had to do so, cause, y'know, it's God.

The Amazonian shamans were apparently very impressed that Rudyard, a mere mortal, had managed to see the spirit world and travel back from Hell. He said "I am Rudyard Lynch! I refuse to die! The spirit world cannot kill me!"

Says he was a vegetable after the spirit world raped him or whatever, and the big tiddy shaman girls had to nurse him back to health

A janitor told him that he can tell the will of God is moving through Rudyard.

Says his video on the manifesto of the new right was entirely dictated to him by God. He really does think he's some sort of modern Joseph Smith.
 
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taxedbrass said:
I think he believes it's him
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His view that Jesus was a Jewish lawyer in the spirit world and actually sued in order to become a prophet is a funny one. The fascinating thing about this situation is that while there have been plenty of Messiah claimants over the centuries, there has never been one who is so apart from Judaism as a religion.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
where are the people that said he wasn't a lolcow. I have two very interesting videos to show you
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I used to consider myself a defender of Rudyard, despite his quirks I mostly just had considered him to be a big egotistical but nonetheless someone with mostly good content. But over the past few months and now with this, I can't really even try to rationalize this shit anymore. I have no idea what's even going on. He's so high on whatever the fuck this is that it's beyond just a few references to weird mystic practices.
 
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