random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

sufficient poo in ass so nobody can sex it, im talking strong and dense pipe cloggin' bricks here, not loose soy cuck fudge

 

[Dr. Butt]

that's how the consent accidents start: at first it's just mandatory COVID tests, then it's compulsory anal probes

What a fucking faggot. My god. Get a hobby.

You're such a colossal asshole, Liz.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you guys haven't tried flickergooning yet, you don't know what you're missing out on. Do it NOW.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

it reminded me of a manga from like twenty years ago where a guy gets bullied so hard his dick falls off and then in the end he gets his dick back and fucks his mom so hard he turns black.

 

[Hitman One]

I regret that I asked. Not because of the rape and pregnancy and all that, but because what you said sounds autistic as fuck.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Defendant "Admitted to Wearing the White Hood and Saying the Racial Slur," but Claimed "He Had Worn the White Hood Because It Was Cold Outside"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

LFJ Haiku

Liz Fong is a dick
and a real cunt without a
dick or a real cunt

Liz Fong Likes To Rape
Calls it consent accident
Then silences critics

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Hey man, when you're at the bottom of the shit pile, distinctions between diarrhea and regular shit matters CHUD

 

[Oliver Onions]

There definitely is something odd with French and the niggers, even to this day.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nothing says you’re winning like an unhinged rant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

there's a strong Homer Simpson eating the Ribwich energy for his reaction to this

Makes a certain kind of sense when you just equivocate as hard as you can.

reallly curious about the logistics of a human knocking up a giant

computers were invented by Doctor Comp. A. Uter in the year 2010 to breed into more computers

the spectrum of online black tomfoolery is vast and glorious.

Fairly sure I know the beagleposter you got that from. Nice.

i DID play skyrim V and YES i did play as a barbarian and YES i specifically killed ethnic minorities in the game

You know what, I regret that I asked. Not because of the rape and pregnancy and all that, but because what you said sounds autistic as fuck.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Koffing has found the secret to eternal happiness and it starts at the affiliate links.

 

[fitty tucker]

My bothers in Christ, have you ever needed scaffolding to prop up your little dood?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wearing jeans must be the "nigger" of the chess community, king shit.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

HAVE ANOTHER LINE ANDY, WE HAVE GROYPERS TO GIVE US THE BLOODSPORTS WE DESERVE.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Real geniuses invest in pokimon cards and giant dildos.

FOOOOD FOOOOD FOOOD FOOD, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM CUM FOOD FOOD FOOD NOW FOOD NOW FOOD FOOD SEX SEX SEX SEX KILL KILL KILL

I'm sorry that all you can think about is nigger dick. It must be really stressful to be you

India rightfully belongs to Her Majesty the queen and she's not dead she's currently with Elvis and Adolf Hitler in Argentina

 

[often puzzled]

Damn, dog dildos really age you, I guess.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

[Haramburger] on Kiwi Farms is [Nicholas DeOrio]

 

[Xarpho's Return]

T. a former kid who only got to play it at their cousin's house and was forever stuck as "Invisible Player 2" on the (unplugged) second controller.

 

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Original:

You're the most fragile man I have ever come into contact with. The thread on you is going to be incredible, I can't wait to author it myself

And bonus quote:

"You're the most fragile man I have ever come into contact with. The thread on you is going to be incredible, I can't wait to author it myself."