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[Dr. Butt]

Lmao your name is too funny for me even to care about your death.

Hold up there, mister skeptic, it’s clearly blocking the jew magic from stealing his happy sleep energy.

Checkmate, atheists.

 

[Doxmatix]

Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.

Cause this is Piggler,
PIGGLER NIGHT!

Phail is the first documented human in history to lose a battle of wits against a mic arm.

WHY IS HE COMPARING THE SIZES OF FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!??!?!??!

"Today is just a bad day. Jimmy Carter passes away from old age, Taco Bell forgets my nuggets, what else could happen?"

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I was convinced until Princess Peach wanting us to smell her armpits.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Sitting on the toilet

Thanks for the info
I’ve adjusted the missile trajectory

 

[Oliver Onions]

Out of principle, he will be playing in jeans.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Later on, he was aroused Farquaad's death in Shrek and would rewind the VHS there over and over.

 

[Click reply to view]

'Millenial Woes' is not any sort of National Socialist. He is an open homosexual

 

[GaryGray]

Are you kidding? That faggot has the most penetrable anal cavity in the world. He is desperate for dick up his butthole.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No! I will die of death!

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong-un reportedly orders women who don't appreciate the movie 'Taxi Driver' to be sent to film reeducation camps, a source sloshed out of his mind on soju says.

I'm no lawyer. But I'm pretty sure locking a woman in a cage with a rapist is considered cruel and unusual punishment.

I miss that retard sometimes

The only thing to be said about India and spirituality is that it is a grave sin that it has not been purified by the light of the atom.

 

[Email]

Very important video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lmao this bozo wrote an essay demanding government mandated tits.

Most people on the Internet these days are shockingly bad at meter. It's almost like they didn't grow up writing dirty limericks.

 

[grenouille crétine]

[screenshot]

Basically, my periods end up being pretty intestinal and I use that for “flow”

If I’m having a rough bathroom day, my flow is higher than a generally queasy day

I mean, he's giving advice to a guy named SavannahSissy on r/sissyology about stealing his sister's dildos, but considering all of that it's a reasonable comment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Top hats in one bin, puzzle pieces in the other, thank you.

 

[3MMA]

Remember when you betrayed Ethan Ralph, cutie?

 

[JustSomeDong]

calling somebody a fag online isn't about the cock in their asshole, it's about the cock in their heart

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yeah it's a real mystery why people don't like you.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

You will never be a Briton. You have no inferiority complex, you have no hatred of the French, you have no understanding of irony. You are an Anglophile Yank twisted by the Internet and British telly into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"We told her to shut up and she didn't shut up and she's a bitch who smells and I hate her.

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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

LFJ raped and killed Bob Saget in 1990.

 

[Drip Torch]

They're not going to stop trying to kill us all.