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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Who is invented by hybrid computer!?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"SMART, CUNNING, SCHEMING, MOST POWERFUL SCARY OVERLORD, WHO IS SO POWERFUL HE CAN BEAT UP EVEN LUCIFER, AND THEN THE GOD HIMSELF".

 

[CansOfCant]

Please comply with the rule.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I used to think the Farms was a hellhole full of horrible psychopaths that would ruin your life over nothing. I still do, but now I recognize that I'm one of them.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I say, let retards be retards, and let us have a place to laugh at them.

 

[Hitman One]

Hypothetically, if someone watched the video and they're not Elon Musk how much trouble are they in? Asking for a friend.

Keep in mind my lawyer is my housecat and he is very good.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I played through Shadow the Hedgehog once, and the ending I got made it sound like he was about to fucking off himself.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pedosadist satanist is hard to top.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He preferred soup or a turkey sandwich for breakfast over eggs or pancakes. She thought that was a health issue worth visiting the doctor for.

The only thing he's a danger to is an all you can eat buffet.

I used to think the Farms was a hellhole full of horrible psychopaths that would ruin your life over nothing. I still do, but now I recognize that I'm one of them.

I hate that I live in a world where I must ask myself "Is it fetish content, or is it just niggers being niggers?" with every new monstrosity that I witness.

I've had more than a few days where my shower thoughts amount to little more than Celebrity Deathmatch: lolcow edition.

CHEESE IT NIGGERS! THE KNOCK IS COMING!! WE DIDNT LISTEN!!! WE DIDNT LISTEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEN!!!

Chicken is a gender, quit your bigotry!

 

[Windy Moors]

Mr nool please buy the Balldo bunker, and charge people to gawk at it

 

[Dr. Butt]

Fucking ding dong-gone retard betray coworker shame company AM NOT ALLOW

 

[Drip Torch]

Billionaires deserve to be in charge.

 

[Latrell Sprewell]

Kiwifarms -- look, it's a good resource for some things, okay? It is what it is.

https://youtu.be/FaC5PlmSxm8?t=7265

 

[Dr. Butt]

Key differences between "consent accident" vs "rape":

-nothing

 

[Law]

CAN I GET AN OPTICS CHECK?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

thank you autism and Joshua Graham for making me research Mormonism at late hours of the night

Only a troon can commit fashion crimes so egregious even straight guys notice.

I agree with the allcaps niggerposter above, very eloquent.

Edit: I typed this as a stream of thought on a phone at a Christmas party.

You shut the fuck up and stop giving them ideas.

Spoiler: 2x1 Bonus

The America First civil war concluded with a decisive victor, the "Snowflake cunny gang" defeated the "antis".
X user "holocaustrapegroyper" is cheering.

Americans don't act superior. We are superior. I have a gun in my hand as I'm typing this.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yes I would love for the dog rapists to go to HR and cry that Mark in accounting is making fun of their dog raping hobby.

 

[The Nothingness]

"Never starts with the ass. The victim gets all aroused an he can't feel the next rape!"

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

thank you penis cat i will accept this resolution

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Me Chinese, me chop cock, you delete or me get glock."