Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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Can't believe I forgot Final Fantasy XVI's Odin. I want to do the Spongebob licking meme but with his pecs.
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Goddamn it 🤤
 
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Inside your walls said:
But anyways, if you liked Arcane's iteration of Viktor I think you would probably like Hwei the depressed artsy lanklet that
was added to League back in December.
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i don't know anything about arcane except that the series has beautiful animation, viktor is my girlfriend's blorbo, and i am now making my own googly eyes at hwei. call me uncultured all you want but i love me a pretty boy.

case in point, thread tax:

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i forgot how pretty kaeya was until i put him on my team for a domain and it makes me long for the early days of mihoyo equally slopping their male and female players. now we have whatever the fuck natlan is, with its two whole male characters that look like the same guy in different hot topic outfits.
 
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Ozob Bozo said:
It's so dire. It's been over a decade since I first played FNV and I haven't known peace since then. How is he this unbeatable in terms of pixelated husbands? Is it the voice? The bloodlust and need for vengeance? Or because he's all bandaged up like a little slut?
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def the voice and the mystery with the bandages. It's like how people were going crazy over ghost call of duty last year
 
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Ozob Bozo said:
It's so dire. It's been over a decade since I first played FNV and I haven't known peace since then. How is he this unbeatable in terms of pixelated husbands? Is it the voice? The bloodlust and need for vengeance? Or because he's all bandaged up like a little slut?
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don't beat yourself up, we seldom choose our blorbos. i mean for god's sake this was the faglet from subeta who kickstarted my thing for emo twinks back when i was ten.
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Ozob Bozo said:
It's so dire. It's been over a decade since I first played FNV and I haven't known peace since then. How is he this unbeatable in terms of pixelated husbands? Is it the voice? The bloodlust and need for vengeance? Or because he's all bandaged up like a little slut?
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I actually seriously got charmed by him expressing more and more his crave for vengeance throughout the game. And I was sold after the dialogue which you get in the best ending, when you spare Salt-Upon-Wounds. It just so happened that wrath is my main sin as well (or rather, was at the time, and as retarded as this sounds, the Mormon mummy plaguing my mind helped me heal a lot from it) and like it usually happens with my fictional crushes, they click with me for a bunch of oddly specific patterns that are mixed with projections in some form.

And, yes, the voice and the bandages. And the vest. And the Bible.

I can really relate to anger and crave for revenge being compared to an all consuming fire. When I was at my worst, I would get 40°C fever during every outburst. Fucking insane, seems that the fire inside you can kill just like the fire around you, Josh should have warned about it!

When I think more about it, Joshua also helps me feel much less depressed too. All of my husbandos do, by helping me address and process whatever is relevant to me at the moment and what resonates with their character, but he's specifically written to be an embodiment of survivorship and having a strong spirit, finding its source in something beyond this world and living on despite going through all sorts of shit possible. It's hard to imagine any interaction with him that won't end up with getting encouraged, accepted, and forgiven in any way. The ultimate Begin Again at Sierra Madre vibe. Visual and auditory aesthetics just amplify it and make it hotter. Pun intended. I guess in real life it would have been harder to process an idea of a war criminal like him getting a redemption in a similar manner but it's fiction and everything is an exaggerated part of a narrative, so the whole thing works as one of the greatest and again, hottest inspirational elements I ever encountered in video games for myself. No matter how deep you fall, you rise back, even if you're about to fall again, which is natural, changes don't happen overnight and require random couriers to intervene, ifnobodygotmeiknowgodgotme.jpg until you manage to find other people who will welcome you (back), and so on.
 
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Ozob Bozo said:
Is it the voice?
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Generic Anime Girl said:
def the voice
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the voice
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It's funny, he doesn't really sound like a man of nearly 60 years of age at time of recording his lines; I honestly would have pegged him as almost half that old. Does get me thinking though if there are any video game men whose voice is swoon-worthy, but whose model is less so. I mostly play strategy-games these days, and there aren't many husbandos to be found in games telling me I need to build additional pylons, etc..
edit: I've heard some say Garrett from the Thief series has a sexy voice
 
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PandaChai said:
It's funny, he doesn't really sound like a man of nearly 60 years of age at time of recording his lines
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He has long transcended mortal concepts of flesh, numbers don't define him anymore. I also imagine him as being one of those elderly people who look like they're in their 40s, in spite of what happened. Works as a great contrast against Caesar too, who actually looks old and is sick.
Although, I actually disagree, I think his voice suits his assumed age more or less. Just not as a stereotypical 60 year old, if that makes sense.

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I mostly play strategy-games these days, and there aren't many husbandos to be found in games telling me I need to build additional pylons, etc..
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Imagine a voice in the game saying "build a pillar" or "we're out of gold" seductively lmao
 
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PandaChai said:
I honestly would have pegged him as almost half that old
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I agree, when I first played Honest Hearts I thought he'd be 40 years old at most, so finding out his real age was a surprise. Not like it changed anything for me lol

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Imagine a voice in the game saying "build a pillar" or "we're out of gold" seductively lmao
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I cannot believe they missed this opportunity with Frostpunk smh.
 
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Most of the chicks dig psycho killer fucks, the meme is real

What about all the shadow fangirls? I remember that shit being a thing
NoReturn said:
Starting us off strong we've got Sans Undertale.
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Never got why this nigga was so popular with the girls, tho undertale fandom is troontown so no way to know if its actual women who like it
Love Machine said:
No ladies have posted Squall yet huh? I have no horse in the race, but I remember back in the day, girls loved him.
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Not one single motherfuck who cosplayed as him ever got laid so I doubt he was really that popular

Even girls on the internet back then were mostly men posing as women, proto troons
Lemon Squeezer said:
Arcade from fnv.
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He gay tho, if we're gonna ignore that shit then I call dibs on Tracer
Chandelier said:
Gas Daddy aka Caustic from Apex Legends
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He got some dope lines
 
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Cool Dog Returns said:
Never got why this nigga was so popular with the girls, tho undertale fandom is troontown so no way to know if its actual women who like it
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Female sexuality is very complex. Men tend to be attracted to appearance and physical characteristics, but for women, attraction comprises of a lot of things. Sans is funny, smart, kind-hearted and very powerful. Even though I don't have the hots for him, I can understand why so many women are attracted to him.
Cool Dog Returns said:
He gay tho, if we're gonna ignore that shit then I call dibs on Tracer
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You're allowed to have the hots for whoever you want.
 
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