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Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.
Cause this is Piggler,
PIGGLER NIGHT!
Phail is the first documented human in history to lose a battle of wits against a mic arm.
WHY IS HE COMPARING THE SIZES OF FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!??!?!??!
"Today is just a bad day. Jimmy Carter passes away from old age, Taco Bell forgets my nuggets, what else could happen?"
 
No! I will die of death!

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong-un reportedly orders women who don't appreciate the movie 'Taxi Driver' to be sent to film reeducation camps, a source sloshed out of his mind on soju says.

I'm no lawyer. But I'm pretty sure locking a woman in a cage with a rapist is considered cruel and unusual punishment.

I miss that retard sometimes

The only thing to be said about India and spirituality is that it is a grave sin that it has not been purified by the light of the atom.
 
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Basically, my periods end up being pretty intestinal and I use that for “flow”

If I’m having a rough bathroom day, my flow is higher than a generally queasy day 🤷‍♀️

I mean, he's giving advice to a guy named SavannahSissy on r/sissyology about stealing his sister's dildos, but considering all of that it's a reasonable comment.
 
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