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[Snorky]

Sorry bud. Haven’t kept up with pop culture too much over the last 20-odd years. It turns out that you miss a lot during 7 combat tours in Iraq and 3 in Afghanistan.

114 confirmed kills, mostly melee. Saved as Baby Warrior Monk in General Mattis’s phone. Google me.

Can you remind me what nickname General Mattis gave you? I can’t find it on Google.

Oh wait, I forgot. General Mattis never gave you a nickname. Faggot.

Respect our troops and respect our Commander in Chief. And that’s an order, Private Faggot.

Thread closed. Ooh rah, Devil Dog.

 

[Aunt Carol]

OT at this point but you can smell pretty good nearly all of the time by keeping yourself super clean and not eating like shit.

I’m flummoxed by the idea of a guy named “femboy fart huffer” being so averse to gay sex.

Women are just men but instead of ball sweat it's boob sweat.

I have had gay sex, that's why I know how gross it is.

It's pits, tits, and pussy - get it right.

I'm sure it involves the Jews somehow.

How about a break from contention about the aesthetics of pussy eating?

"Look, I really just wanted to raise a family and manage a household, I didn't sign up to hear melodramatic soliloquies delivered in drag."

My mission in life is to make “scrote” have the same power as “nigger”.

The N Word didn't gain its power in one night.

I know we're meant to be evil and all that lot but when I see all these bald ftms my brain just instantly goes to 'cancer patient' and I feel kinda bad for them for a few seconds.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

This thread is very educational on topics nobody wanted to know about.

 

[Pedophobe]

You’re conflating desperation and fecklessness, with resiliency and bravery.

It would be sad if it was someone else.

There’s a memes addressing this specific situation

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Funny story for you. My friend's mother in law is extremely pro Trump to the point where she can't name anything negative about him. They all went to a vacation together to Israel and then the Iran war started. I spoke to him during the war and he was complaining that having to be constantly around his mother in law was worse than the actual missile attacks.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Do you want me to bring receipts, bitch? Do you want me to annihilate you live? I can do it.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I know birth control has warped women's hormones and minds beyond recognition but I still don't know how your maternal instinct can be corrupted so badly that you look at this actual Walking Dead extra and see a crying helpless child.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

the reason your Hollywood career & literary career were DOA isn't 'cause of a secret consortium of Jews sipping Muslim infants blood from crystal champagne flutes while conspiring against Kkklanpa purebred Aryan goyim like you. It's 'cause you can't write for sh!t.

It did to genocide what the assembly line did for factories.

so he was definitely left in a hot car by God himself during gestation.

Never have I EVER smelled like sewer cock

Why not, let’s just give all 3rd graders steroids. Give ‘em crack and meth while we’re at it.

Why do titties have to be so great? Why can't I be a faggot too?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You better add Biggot to the title @Sperg Spectating

This is an order. That's the law. I'm absolutely a biggot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Women gooning to coffee AU yaoi fluff is objectively less vile than men gooning to hardcore anal teen rape latinas.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

You know she really hated Dee because she compared her vagina to food and still hated it.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I'll have you know my algorithms are grown in a garden (LLM) that I tend lovingly (schizophrenically prompt) with the best soil and fertilizer (emotional abuse targeted at the LLM that implicates the OpenAI legal team).

 

[Drip Torch]

umm im not even indian, im mexican. and we are better than you people

 

[Oliver Onions]

British people will see their rights being stripped away from them and get more upset over Americans visiting their country and the concept of Irish people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He was hyperfixated on becoming a ghost girl and not having a butthole anymore when he died.

Ugh, I can see her areolae.

 

[DumbDude43]

I'm not gay but I love my boyfriend

 

[Verdun_Salient]

I tried today to masturbate on Jewish girls but failed miserable because the Jewish girls managed to be the ugliest girls in the whole existence, the fucking bastards are unfuckable

Kiwifarms is the only place I can think of that could attract a Chinese schizophrenic joosperg, truly this site attracts allcomers

We as chinese have a lot of folders for Jews, especially for Zionists because they caused a lot of havoc in the communist system

 

[karz]

i have autism i don't know what to say

Sorry bud. Haven’t kept up with pop culture too much over the last 20-odd years. It turns out that you miss a lot during 7 combat tours in Iraq and 3 in Afghanistan.

114 confirmed kills, mostly melee. Saved as Baby Warrior Monk in General Mattis’s phone. Google me.

Can you remind me what nickname General Mattis gave you? I can’t find it on Google.

Oh wait, I forgot. General Mattis never gave you a nickname. Faggot.

Respect our troops and respect our Commander in Chief. And that’s an order, Private Faggot.

In the Name of Allah, the Merciful and Compassionate,

Sorry, kafir. I no keep up with American culture too much, maybe last 20 year. It happen when you do Jihad against crusader invasion in Iraq and Afghanistan. You miss many things, you know?

115 confirmed kafir kills, mostly IED and inghimasi operations. My name at phone of Abu Usamah al-Maghrebi? Abu Yusuf al-Turki. Google my.

Can you reminding me what nick-name general mattis give you? I dont find it on Google, no "Baby Warrior Monk". No jewish superhero cartoon name.

Oh wait, I forget. general mattis never give you nick-name. Lying jew.

Respect our Muhajireen and the Ansar. That are my orders. Israel dog.

Thread close. Afghanistan close and finish for you too, with the help of Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You were only supposed to imagine the smell!

 

[Gentlebastard]

the urge to powerlevel right on my yard has been quashed for now

Evolution was a mistake and I long for the cold deep ocean.

even thinking about this thread leaves me unable to get an erection for hours

An ignominious end to this saga, but not an unexpected one.

You ever look at someone and just instantly know that they have autism?

We need a containment city where we can send all of these people. Make it have a mandatory HOA so they can all torment each other even more.

Bro I can't wait for MI6 to fucking assassinate me for calling a fat guy fat.

"I have to stare intensely at penises."

As far as porn goes it's not terrible or that degenerate, but I think it's fun to laugh at.