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[Big Nasty]

LOOK MA THERE'S A GAY! IT'S LITERALLY ME!

atomic cock

when you gaze into the piss the piss gazes also into you.

Immovable retard vs unstoppable fag

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I'd let a thousand children fall prey to gambling sites before I use the Epic Games Store!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I just want to know how to fuck bees. Ain't that deep, man.

I think all the tin foil hatters thinking there’s magic rituals taking place should visit the Vatican. It’s absolutely beautiful. Plus you’re never more than 10 yards away from a paedophile.

Yesterday's pizza rolls are also a product found in my vomit and you'll never hear me badmouth Totino's

Maybe I'm being autistic but if the next major news event starts with " Then the shooter yelled " its a me MARIO""

I would be so absolutely delighted.

The world is a marvellous place. Nice to be reminded of that once in a while rather than the latest misadventures of troons, niggers and pajeets.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

Well I also call and fax gore images to senators offices.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The mirror is the ancient enemy of the tranny, Nothing is more dysphoric than reality staring back at them

 

[Aunt Carol]

Make roast chicken you unbelievably colossal retard.

Just the kind of low stakes drama I get on the internet for.

Getting rid of your penis is an achievable goal.

I apologize for the Star Trek in the background, but I was too lazy to go and turn it off.

I get not wanting him to live, but I love watching the details of him suffering.

I have bad news about your dick, Your Imperial Majesty: it ends up in New Jersey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does everyone need to be Dolph Lundgren? Ideally yes

I watched him eat an entire loaf of bread as a starter. An entire loaf of sliced Italian bread like you would buy from the bakery section of any grocery store, each slice slathered in butter.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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Thank you for giving me an excuse to share what is probably my fav piece of russ whining.

Plaintiff doesn't think he will kill himself. But he's essentially lost everything

Either this, or:

They mistook Plaintiff's hardships as Plaintiff jipping his former counsel, when he wasn't

Russ' filings are a constant goldmine of potential random.txt

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

the point of having characters in your party is to have sex with them

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Urinal cakes are not used for wiping. How I have not gotten an infection is beyond me.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can't be both a retard and a dumbass. pick one.

 

[Stan]

Ham. Why, then, [Denmark is no prison] to you; for there is
nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes
it so: to me it is a prison.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

>the bazillionaire... only cares about money?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Feel like Howard Carter seeing everybody and their grandmas talk about the inbred femboy mummy he just dug up in the Valley of Kings back in the 1920s

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'd feel better about giving a ghetto nigger a welfare job in high-tech than a jeet because at least the nigger was a problem foisted upon me by my forefathers whereas the jeet is only my problem because the British taught them to speak English.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Your country is a temporary custodian for America's fresh water, maple and oil sand reserves and will be annexed in the future. Enjoy horrible prices.

I think we can all agree that the real tragedy about false rape claims is that it means there are fewer women being raped than we were led to believe.

I don't like to see such empty promises in statistics.

 

[Crex Crex]

DBDR wishes everyone a downbad Christmas and a br00tal new year full of tasty Asian zing zong hog slosh.

"Brutal Christmas dinner experience (never go to Christmas dinner as a sub 5 male)"

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Oh yeah, also, he was a Presbyterian. What a faggot.

 

[Rozzy]

What exactly, in you opinion, is the age of consent for dying?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

to be fair, the farms would have been profitable if its bussiness was furry porn

then again, what the fuck lmao