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[IrishGuy088]

From the Jonathan Ross trainwreck:

"I've been trying to prevent bukkake my entire life but failed."

"I can fuck them up, dude. I have 14 terabytes of pure, raw power."

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[Deez Nuts]

From Kitty Stryker's blog. "he was in a waistcoat and bunny ears, looking rather dandy-ish and dashing".

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/timot...ara-30-setokaiba24.25868/page-21#post-2615779

 

[m0rnutz]

Say she says something sweet or gets me a gift, my response to the love is to get a half-chub I don't feel horny or necessarily want sex in that moment. It's my bodies natural reaction to feeling loved.

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh..._get_loveboners_from_my_so_22f_when_she_does/

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

From this Dead Homer Society post here, someone shared the MovieBob thread.

 

[rankmelon]

I have no sexual interests in Yoshi and reptiles in general. I never have, never will.

 

[sbm1990]

A gun has no facial espressos.

 

[oasys]

Again, my plan worked. I acted so autistic that people think i'm legitimately autistic cancer.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Twitter is nothing but the remains of humanity's torn, bleeding, and prolapsed anus.

 

[Hellfire]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-22-chriss-opinion-on-sachumos-cwc-documentary.34585/

"I felt it would be WAY Too much for me to endure Watching it, so I covered my eyes with my turbie-twist"

"I gave it a Thumbs Down on YouTube; I feel like it is about 45% Hellish, out of the whole hour."

"There will Not be any Reaction Video of me watching this "Documentary", EVER!!!"

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[HG 400]

I dont mean to be a moralfag but doxxing a dying woman is perhaps going too far.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Dragging in people's family members into internet slapfights especially if they have terminal illnesses is a dick move.

I expect a barrage of dumb and autistic ratings to follow.

 

[HG 400]

Dragging in people's family members into internet slapfights especially if they have terminal illnesses is a dick move.

Hold my beer.

 

[AnOminous]

Dragging in people's family members into internet slapfights especially if they have terminal illnesses is a dick move.

I expect a barrage of dumb and autistic ratings to follow.

lol calm down she'll probably be fine after she gets that kidney from the daughter @Dynastia will probably also dox for no reason at all.

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia will probably also dox for no reason at all.

It's was a matter of mere seconds but :late:

 

[Cthulu]

Dragging in people's family members into internet slapfights especially if they have terminal illnesses is a dick move.

I expect a barrage of dumb and autistic ratings to follow.

No you have a valid point. We are dicks tho.

 

[IV 445]

@Corrugated Daffodils "Don't rate people Dumbie. Sit down and drink some Tard Cummie."

 

[ICametoLurk]