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[sbm1990]

"kiwi farms full of a bunch of people too pathetic to talk to huan beings"

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Read what I said very closely. Spit in mouth and spit spread all over face are two completely different things.

 

[rankmelon]

I really don't find getting attention arousing.

 

[Lackadaisy]

'a gallery of villains and trolls and grotesques'

From this Vice article about ED, but I figure it's good enough for us.

 

[WeeGee]

"If there are any other man children out there reading this. Take some notes from it then. Do not make the same mistakes as I have."

Source: http://archive.is/cnw0H#selection-515.0-515.131

 

[IrishGuy088]

"Are you on that kiwi thing again?"

My significant other just now. :powerlevel:

 

[Sammy]

View attachment upload_2017-9-30_20-15-45.png

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"Also, Circumstances and details you do not understand so, shut up." -opl

(source:

Chris still doesn't want to get a job.

)

 

[Cthulu]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/if-kiwifarms-was-a-country.34815/page-2#post-2643436

Call it whatever you want

My personal honour was at stake

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

 

[Holdek]

I wonder if he came inside with a smushed cake, and Barb asking "what happened to the cake", and Chris just has to stand there, wondering what to tell her. I wonder if he felt embarrassment there.

 

[Un Platano]

way worse than lovingly jacking a dog off

 

[Say no 2 hugs]

Don't let the Kiwi trolls get you down Russ. We don't have the drive and ambition to overcome things like you. You even get out of bed in the morning even though your face doesn't move.

 

[WeeGee]

"The members of Kiwi Farms are dangerous and violent. They do anything for the lulz, even guilt trip you into mostly unwittingly say things you would normally be chastised for saying as a form of admittance."

http://archive.is/5GyDa#selection-503.1-503.207

 

[rankmelon]

I honestly don't have any lust for Yoshi.

 

[An Ghost]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!!

I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

 

[KM 749]

"I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone!"

"Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-OPL

 

[A Skeleton]

Autism as it is commonly understood doesn't exist. Everyone who is autistic chose to be autistic at some point in their life, be it knowingly or unknowingly. Ultimately its their own fault for being autistic. Look up the causes of autism. Guess what. No causes of autism are known.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!

 

[Marvin]

Holy Shit why did I have to to attend real life and miss epic Christory live?