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[AnonAutismo]

AHAHAHAHAA oh sweet poetic justice! im probably going to become an internet legend as "the man who trolled kiwifarms"

you were playing 4d chess with a confirmed iq 130 and you got your asses played.

 

[DuckSucker]

how does it feel to be hoist by your own petard.

This really is just fantastic. He really is the best tard.

all that i can say is this. 2 words which carry with them the power to derail even the sturdiest of forums>> UMAD BRO?

I saw this one too and it's a good thing I was sitting down because otherwise I would have been blown the fuck over by the power of his fucking post. So edgy I dont even have to shave anymore.

Somebody make a Skyrim mod and make this a shout.

 

[Antipathy]

Tad Hoven is a total chad and I nominate him as an honorary Kiwi.

 

[ICametoLurk]

im just glad more and more people are waking up to her plot to recruit an army of homosexual, AIDS ridden, possibly autistic furfags to take over the world and establish her "shared universe project" as a state religion as part of her trans-penis worshipping theocracy and inquisition

 

[Feline Darkmage]

coolbreeze is a fucking gem who gifted himself to us in a time where we once again needed a truly beautiful, unforgettable lolcow.

 

[Sammy]

you were playing 4d chess with a confirmed iq 130 and you got your asses played.

Already posted but deserves to be in random.txt twice so it shows up twice as often.

 

[Pina Colada]

 

[Darwin Watterson]

This one is so cliché that it has to be a troll account

"Yes, the E stands for Einstein, a nickname given to me by my peers due to my sheer intellect rivaling the man himself."

 

[sbm1990]

God's kingdom is not on Expedia. God's kingdom is in two places. It is in kind loving people unseen and in a place that is also not found on this earth. No one is seen it or heard it. How then could it have a rating? Satan thinks about ratings.

 

[rankmelon]

I understand 64 pages of utter BS is insane, but that doesn't always mean I'm psychotic.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Every single post by @Shiversblood

 

[WW 635]

I honestly feel like I am the one who has been sexually assaulted right now. Fuck you Cricket. I am not a homosexual male. I am straight. Don't you ever dare try that again with me. I did not like it. It made me feel uncomfortable. And it chilled me, to the bone. I have nothing against homosexual men believe me, but if a man like you fucking trys to pull that shit with me, then no. I dont like it.

 

[WW 635]

fucking a trap is one thing, but when you bring race into it, jesus christ, racist asshole. why does he have to asian? you fucking asshole. No. Seriously. Fuck that. The hell with that. Why the fuck cant be he white? Oh you gotta be fucking racist and say he gotta be asian? you should be ashamed

 

[Y2K Baby]

"I'm not going to have sex with it, and it will only be naked during the warm seasons"

 

[HG 400]

You have got a war taking region in our head.

 

[Clown Baby]

#psychology my dad hates me, it wont stop raining, and I still don't have a car. id rather be dead then poor as mince meat. @coolbreeze88

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Numbers?! I do not understand your response.

 

[Hiragana]

And just to talk about Otherkin awkwardness; I went through Catholic high school knowing that I was actually a fox girl.

 

[AnonAutismo]

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"good god, if I really was autistic I would shoot myself"

 

[Hiragana]

This rule sticky looks familiar.

"As for the rest, there are a few more rules, retrofitted from another, more thick-skinned than our NeoGAF predecessors."