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[Toji Suzuhara]

Just remember, when i get married, that bitch is getting knocked up night one. Fuck condoms nigga. The mormon horde wont grow by itself.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Whatifalthist is the greatest YouTuber philosopher to date.

 

[Harm]

is "life ruination" another way of saying "prelude to family annihilation"

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Listen to your Elf Grandma when she breaks out the advanced racism.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I say this as a friend. A friend who's just watched his friend down drink after drink, threw up on themselves and is about to fuck a fat chick, hoping to God that you'd sober up before you do. Because America you are going to sober up at some point, and you're going to realize just how fat and rancid the chick you just fucked was. All I can say is please don't pick up the bottle again to drown out the shame and self loathing that comes with fucking a fat chick, you'll just end up fucking a fatter chick, and the world just doesn't want to see you go through that again America.

People think rock bottom is a lot higher up than it actually is, and we're a long way from even where people think it is

 

[Cnidarian]

Once I get a time machine I will use it to go back to World War 1 and World War 2.
Not to change the outcome, but just to get them to name it anything other than "World War I/II" so that I never have to hear the phrase "World War III" again.

You could say that this would technically prevent World War III from ever happening.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You fucking dipshit beaner retard

May she find rest in a place where the rivers are aflow with high-fructose corn syrup, the clouds made of mayo and the houses built of bologna.

 

[Thé au lait]

Imagine having a wife and kids, a successful career, and a decent home life, and then suddenly being reminded that you had an e-fling with some autist on the other side of the world.

Imagine never truly being able to move on with your life because your online erotic roleplays are forever immortalized on a new zealand cyberbullying website for all to see.

This is like the retard version of the white man's burden

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I feel like I could break this woman by laugh-reacting to one of her posts on Facebook.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"He brought tigers. And then they fucked the tigers. And ate them. And then they all took a shit on Fudgie The Whale and ate it."

 

[Thé au lait]

So is putting a gun in my mouth and killing myself, but that's only slightly less gay than fucking other men, so I'll have to keep being homosexual on the backburner just after that option.

 

[Core Theorist]

Transcript: @${Sandy} "When I was a kid I really wanted to be like the monster from predator and I made my gamer tag, "ChildPredator" and friends mom made him unfriend me on xbox"

 

[Harm]

I have no amhole and I must REEEEE

 

[stupid frog]

If you can't handle me at my View attachment 7192590 then you don't deserve me at my View attachment 7192591

 

[Croak & Caw]

Yeah, you don't ask a girl if she shits her pants till at least the third date.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You posted a direct link to Polygon. Die.

 

[Meat Target]

cocaine for your child will never be considered a deductible business expense, not even in DSP world.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If we didn't care about the truth, how come we know Byuu actually roped?

 

[Thé au lait]

This is the nicest way ever to call a Kiwifarms user a whore

 

[Oliver Onions]

This Love Quest only includes twitch thots for some reason.