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[Gentlebastard]

A lot of shit is gonna change when Null gets sworn in as Pope. I'm calling it.

One time while killing time in an airport bar I met a guy from Wales whose life dream was to go on a trip to Philadelphia, and my first question to him was "Why?"

Shutting the fuck up is a useful life skill.

Pro Tip: Roll the stick of butter around in salt before you eat it to keep your hands from getting messy.

How is a voice clip from a video game making this nerd seethe so much?

Almost all of his behavior can be tied back to not evolving his thought beyond grade school.

Who spends this much time thinking about fucking emojis?

 

[The Nothingness]

It's like watching a bunch of retards in special education.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Suck dick or not. There is no try.

 

[vomitusdeux]

i cant take a man with big pink nipples seriously.

He also wrote a furry fanfic on Muslim terrorist attack in Paris called "Long Lost Brotherhood", where he feels bad for the Muslims.

Anon jailbreaks (and fucks) a Vaporeon

Niggas really be bartering over pixels nowadays

If I was a doctor and my patient showed me their 700 page long KF thread I think I would just kill myself.

LETS GO!! ITS MAIL WITH COCKS!

Are you Still Trouble These Issuues?

• Pee Everywhere
• Destroy the Plant
• Scratch the Furniture
• Chewing Shoes

Cat balls
Your little helper.

If you breed and Injun and an Indian do they get double firewater and streetshitting powers?

The more retarded version, that is about as useful as an autistic 12 year old when a train is within their visual field, is free.

You think you’ve grown numb to Kanye’s relentless schizoposting, then he casually admits to sucking incest cock. You got me, Ye.

Oh my fucking god. The music he is putting out lately is kino but i preferred the melodic heil hitlers to this last track.

My question is, what is wrong with black people?

Is molestation how lolcows reproduce?

Now the type of white woman you attract will statistically depend on the breed of dog you are jacking off as well as specific Beyonce album thats being played.

 

[Tablet County]

Welsh Chris-chan learned the horrible truth about the world and became a psychotic volcel rather than an incel tranny.

Perhaps if he hadn't tried to murder those jerkops he would have created a comic in Welsh. He could have called it Soghnwychllyu.

When philosophers say with "start with the ancient Greeks" they're talking about sucking dick. Ye knows this.

Like if something unfortunate happened to someone close to him back then I don't think he would be saying "LMAO GET FUCKED NIGGERFAGGOT"

 

[Harvey Danger]

the farms are the natural predator of trannies (exposure)
trannies are the natural predator of anons (disruption)
anons were the natural predator of glowniggers and jews (exposure)
glowniggers and jews (lawyers) are the natural predator of the farms (disruption)

 

[CaddestSlown]

Who is gayopping who at this point.

get hatted bitch

There is not fear in this comment section, but indifference and sarcasms.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

 

[Dr. Butt]

edit: I should add it's not a furry thing, it was all about a dazed mountain lion with a big plastic rack and a bikini top(because of weird illegal plastic surgeons evaluating their work) to sell that those weren't huge tumors or something.

 

[FedPostalService]

The amount of RAM your PC has doesn't change how much a stuttering gay mess you are unfortunately.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As someone who’s been a licensed amateur radio operator for twenty years, I can tell the only time women are interested in ham radio is when their husband dies and they sell their equipment on Facebook marketplace.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hate cynics so fucking much you have no idea. I've grown cynical of cynicism. A top hat is permanently grafted to my skull as a result of cynicism. I want to force feed cynics ecstasy so they'll enjoy something for once in their miserable lives.

Mostly unrelated, I spoke with a lesbian yesterday. I recognized her by the unmistakable resemblance to Andy Milonakis.

 

[Rotollo 2]

With every single one of your retarded posts, I get the feeling more and more that they were typed out with hands several shades darker than what a reasonable society would allow to have access to the internet.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I am not nearly smart enough to be that madman.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

Is this some sort of Jewish plan to make antisemitism seem lame and gay?

 

[Oxyjen]

“Your honour, I’ve always been called smart by my mentors, by my teachers, by my community members who I’ve associated with”

 

[Tablet County]

"hey uhhhh did you guys ever notice that uhhhh the government is made up of people, and uhhhh some people side with one guy, and that means uhhhh..."

I can't fucking take this.

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

I'm an insufferable terminally online faggot

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He looks like a gay man. They could have chosen literally anyone that didn't look like a closet case for the Youtube shit.

Link because I don't want my ISP seeing "5 year old girl raped"

You ok dude?

Going to also have to define genocide before putting that as a qualifier.

The only black person I remember dreaming about was the antichrist.

Have been thinking about this topic for some days now, I'm in the same boat in that the only dream I can recall featuring a black person was an antichrist dream as well - it was Barack Obama in the dream where he said he was the antichrist in front of a crowd of people who started hooting and cheering when they heard it.

He then went home and shot himself in the head because he just couldn't handle all the wittiness and intellect growing inside his skull.

Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to Pattaya

You guys are downing the vibe and I just come here to weep for humanity

Unpopular opinion:

Getting a tattoo is just a bad way to cope with trauma.

Getting a tattoo is not that much different than cutting yourself.

I dislike you more and more with each retarded post you make. Kill yourself.

 

[Doxmatix]

DSP: I can teach you guys about cologne. I have experience with it.
Also DSP: You Da Toilette

Maybe it’s different for fat lesbians but acid and masturbation does not seem like something I’d be down for.