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[The Un-Clit]

The next time you pick up the fork, please think of your future mortician.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Creeping on a 23 year old nothing. He's a Astrology/Tarot true believer.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Apparently hormones turn you from a man to an ugly man in a shitty dress.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I guess the TV was telling me to use my imagination.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Some people go to the gym to feel more masculine, I go to the fucking rock store and eat gems instead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Who else will be more loyal to you than the entity that only exists in your mind?

Oak tress are considered holy in paganism and are considered perfect for conduits to harness magic. You're the professionals; you should know this.