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[The Un-Clit]

The next time you pick up the fork, please think of your future mortician.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Creeping on a 23 year old nothing. He's a Astrology/Tarot true believer.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Apparently hormones turn you from a man to an ugly man in a shitty dress.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I guess the TV was telling me to use my imagination.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Some people go to the gym to feel more masculine, I go to the fucking rock store and eat gems instead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Who else will be more loyal to you than the entity that only exists in your mind?

Oak tress are considered holy in paganism and are considered perfect for conduits to harness magic. You're the professionals; you should know this.

 

[peachlover669]

Not bait. I'm being completely sincere.

 

[Mound Dweller]

We are living in a police state but we are very fortunate that our police are really shit

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're normies and naive to ways of laugh ungulates.

They are proud straight women who enjoy BL and don't need the approval of faggots or women to do so.

Laughing at trannies is improving my health.

Nice. She’s appropriating cancer now.

I guess wearing a bikini from Goodwill is a less horrifying concept if you don’t have a coochie.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he is incredible docile when it comes to his "betters" and how far he is willing to kiss ass and lick rim in hopes to have a seat at the cool kids table

 

[Aunt Carol]

Little known fact: women do not carry babies in their clitorises.

You don’t have cancer. You don’t have friends who have had cancer. You don’t have friends.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

That is the firm cheese under the cum. The cum is either a sauce or ejaculation.

 

[Arrival]

Menace to Lesbians is a new kiwifarms band I'm going to form

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Tanned hide makes me so hard

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

with joy he shut gates to farms with british law excuse. No lost love for britain. No anglophil, or anglo-nostalgia

torch porter then. He drjnk antibritain cup from revolutionry store of librty, providid by governmint.

It's sure to become another sought-after collector's item for players and radiation poisoning enthusiasts alike.

Wait, I thought those were Jew weather space lasers? WTF is Israel spending my tax money on?

Your math is off on the joules. That's only about 5.3 megatons of tnt. But the newton-meters number is right.

Thank you for educating me in your folkways. This Xiraffe is humbled, grateful, and willing to listen.

If you die, you're a tranny.

Take pics if you can without killing yourself in the process.

I'll try to let you know if I perish.

If you survive send me a fresh pineapple. Maybe take shelter in the tallest pineapple tree you can find?

That video is horrifying. Who is listening to "Living La Vida Loca" in 2025?

I stayed up for this?

Who am I kidding, I'm an insomniac, I'd be up anyway.

Well, that was a blue-balling. I'll have to jerk off to cartoon females instead of human misery tonight.

Would you cross against the "DON'T WALK" if you knew it would mean several days locked up outdoors in the stockade where kids could come and rub dog shit in your face, kick you in the ass, and you'd be forced to soil yourself if you had to go?

Clearly she was actually a degenerate furfag.

Look at me, I am the archeologist now!

Anyone who thinks Born in the USA is an earnest expression of patriotism is too dense to have the right to publicly express an opinion.

I had to schedule an MRI yesterday, and one of the questions they asked in the scheduling phone call (after already asking about pacemakers or metal implants, etc.) was, "Is there any part of your body that you weren't born with?"

The wignats try to mitigate this with interviews but they don't actually ask anything that would filter out the crazy retards. All of the interview questions are just "do you have a framed photograph of Hitler in your home? Y/N. if yes, how many consecutive Romans do you throw at said picture?" Consuming pornography is technically cuckolding

*the distant sound of pink pony club playing through the tinny speakers of an ice cream truck* Grab your dilators, kids. The pussy man is at the end of our street!

Why would a communist be on the HOA board

 

[Xarpho's Return]

God dammit I got excited when I saw postal 2 and didn't bother reading the rest now fucking fetish locator is at the top of my game list, I just felted myself

 

[Nothing Is Written]

how do we rape and murder this guy?

their idol is a furry who cheats on his thyroid cancer wife for a gay furry

fags and more fags.

"I love sicking dick it reminds me of being gay"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Who the fuck offers someone an apology dildo and thinks that'll fix things?

 

[Meiwaku]

"kiwifarms is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody else believes you, because crystal balls are retarded."

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

FUN!

F is for friends who shitpost together
U is for you and me
N is for niggers

What does that have to do with anything. All my shit is straight porn free of niggers and trannies.

Now I am not going to pretend I didn't download videos of light skinned latina bitches though. They could cross the border any time.

The line "Only one person was allowed to be brown and have titties in their relationship, Toji had made this clear from the very start" is strangely quoteable and has been living rent free in my head for months. One day I will find an excuse to say it in real life.

I think the Jews have blocked out the sun.

he marks every post I make as "autistic" or "dumb" or "mati" dude's a loon.

My composure hasn’t reset itself. Sometimes I can’t restrain my melancholy.

Very few people today know that kiwi farms was built in the late 1400s by Christopher Columbus so he could mock the native americans. It's a darker history than people realize.

If you don't have a carrot a day you're literally a nigger.

I'm not joking — I fully believe there are Mossad agents employed to be on Kiwi Farms in an effort to sway public opinion in favor of the Jews. I am suspicious of anyone defending H3, and I'm sure at least 70% of them are covert Mossad agents with multiple tabs open ready to give me trash and hat reacts.

my white spirit calls for me to return to nature and leave the cold lifeless wage cage

Now 50% of the people on this site have an anime avatar and are talking about armidillo hentai

Hard to say. My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side and I am happy for him, and frankly I'd rather not think too much about my sons genitals, it's weird. Or my own for that matter.
Pooners on the other hand are a different breed. Classical litterature has very little stories about penis-envy towards your offspring, even less as a woman with a fetish. This is a whole new ballgame (no pun).

Thank you for your high standards in racism. Its the kind of content I visit this site for.

o she started losing her mind and screaming at me, totally freaking out.
Joke's on her, I'm autistic! I CAN FREAK OUT EVEN WORSE!!

What do people think Kiwifarms is for?

A psychopath is charming in the way that they e.g. will tell you their grandmother died a violent death five minutes ago so you feel sorry for them and give them a store coupon. The only people charmed by psychopaths are BPD women and homosexuals.

- Psychopaths do not have "charming personalities". Never had, never will. They can and will use situational manipulation tactics effectively, but holding a real conversation with a psychopath for longer than 30 seconds makes you want to off yourself to escape the conversation. A psychopath is charming in the way that they e.g. will tell you their grandmother died a violent death five minutes ago so you feel sorry for them and give them a store coupon. The only people charmed by psychopaths are BPD women and homosexuals

Dry humping someone to completion against their will kinda is the Bob Ross of raping

edit: they ipbanned me for Fishballs

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

you're up against twitter user MikuClussy who posts clown shoe foot fetish art.

sort by new and it's all just futa and hairy fanny.

do they think the royal family of England or Norway would give two fucks about their Panty and Stocking fanart and futa diaperfur porn in their anime and furry art portfolio?

Why is Pregnantgoku attracted to a man named Satan?

please imagine a fourty year old woman reeing like a raptor while perched on her hindquarters.

Well, you sold me with big mommy milkers.

unsurprisingly the nigger woman who blasphemously plays Jesus in Hollywood Bowl’s Jesus Christ Superstar looks like she's possessed by a demon