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[ColumbiaBinks]

“I just saw Sherlock Gnomes while I was babysitting, and Moriarty is one thicc bitch. Please can somebody draw him with a big ass, please?”
https://mobile.twitter.com/Arsebandit3/status/990663102545920000?s=20

 

[ON 190]

@Hui: OH SHIT WRONG HOTPOCKET

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It’s like hot potato/musical chairs, but with a penis

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/california-std-rates-skyrocketing.42781/

 

[Arctic]

he would constantly go on about his fetishes, which included inflicting pain, feet, and the Powerpuff Girls

 

[BE 911]

From the Kendra thread:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I asked the cosmos and it said REPORT REPORT REPORT!

 

[UW 411]

Straight from the cow's mouth.

My quills turned Rock Hard

 

[Hakurei Zero]

 

[AnOminous]

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Only degenerates drink Four Loko.

 

[Hakurei Zero]

Only degenerates drink Four Loko.

It also doesn't help his case any that he has a buff furry as an avatar, grammars like an inept autist, and says "fugg da haterz".

 

[Fagatron 69]

"It was a real low point and made me realize I had no respect for myself because I banged this fat hateful fuck just so I could brag on the internet. I actually started going to a pysch for the first time."

 

[Hakurei Zero]

"Sonic says NO to fascism and racism"

 

[The Fool]

I got [Dynastia] banned earlier and he's on the ropes now. I'm trying to get his name changed to Fagnastia because that will be the end of him. People will lose all respect and he'll never get away with his bullshit if he's named Fagnastia.

He's at the end of his rope, I'm building the biggest spirit bomb the world has ever seen.

Source is @FukedUrMom666's page.

 

[Big Nasty]

"You're a faggot, I'm a bigot. Everybody's got their own thing."

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@yawning sneasel

 

[NoFeline]

NO: Male Mew's (Pokemon)
For all those wondering, I'm disappointed to say that I will not longer associate myself with Mew that play this gender. There is one particular one whose name I won't mention that forced me to show my specific dislike toward that specific gender. Besides, Mew are supposed to be FEMALE because of their pink bodies. Seriously.

Mordikai, a Saiyan literally suffering from Autism finding someone who he can finally care about and say he legitimately love just to be spat in the face of because the other person she was fucking happens to be the Admin.
Clap clap.

 

[Army Burger]

This bitch thinks salami has too many calories but will mindlessly inhale a giant Slim Jim! What the actual fuck?!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"A CYBERSECURITY EXPERT who will fight the hackers"

 

[Pina Colada]

any shifty motherfucker that can't stand still for more than five seconds before breaking into the autism wobble deserves to be crippled.

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

This article has a lot of good quotes!

“The rabbit's name is Poopie. He is the color of poo."

"A long time ago, I used to work for a software company where I met a woman named Charmin. I couldn't believe her name was actually Charmin. I mean, damn, can you?”

"please do a cover of the apples and bananas song I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANANAS so it sounds less english than usual"