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"IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4 SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION. CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE - AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED."

From the self-proclaimed "wisest-human", Gene Ray.

"Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation."

"Mother and father gave me birth, not a queer jew god."

http://timecube.2enp.com/
 
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"Checkmate, comicsgate. I still poop a lot."
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https://twitter.com/NakatomiTim/status/990472457474727936 (https://archive.li/YU7he)

Related thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138
 
There are a lot of gems in the best of chat thread:

"the only fruit i ever stuck up my ass was a durian"
"does anyone do masturbation reviews"
"i did not need to see women shitting out eggs"
"What the fuck even is chat atm"
"only trannies can be mods"
"I'm more masterrace than any kiwifarmer"
"harry potter's butthole is the loosest fucking thing"
"i have a solid mario in my pants"
"what the hell is lawn bowling"
"kissing girls is gay dude"
"That is far more sexual attention then I deserve but should there be deviants in the waiting then I will willingly sacrifice my holes for the greater good"
"it took me a second to actually see the dick, and i had to zoom in,"
"stop talking about the crucifixion of jesus while im masturbating its not right"
>there's literally a whore of the year award
"KF is basically journalism"
"i can get you a meth baby i know a guy"
"must be nice to get blown by admins"
"I feel like my posts so far have made me look like some sort of potential shooter..."
"christ this forum is overrun with fucknuts"
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"i remember the first time i buttfucked a girl. i told her to clinch up and she did. i felt every capillary in my dick. it was like it got grabbed by a hand full of glass. i felt like my cock was gonna explode"
"she really could have ripped it off"
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"he would make people stand in the bathroom while he took a shit"
"thats dominance"
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"Baby Rping>ASMR"
"ROLEPLAYING"
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"ARE Y'ALL STILL TALKING ABOUT DICKS"
"WE BEEN TALKING BOUT DICKS SINCE 9 IN THE MORNING"
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“This is like when I learned the original draft of Sonic the Hedgehog had him have a guitar, motorcycle and busty girlfriend (seriously, look it up).“
 
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horny people have no rights. horny people are not protected under the constitution. if you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have ever been horny, or ever will be horny. this is not a joke. please leave
 
Two I gathered while making the Kendra thread.

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"loud ghetto parties, slanging and whores included"
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