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[Carcinogenesis]

I would gladly be roommates with 4chan and Kiwi Farms rather than associate with a fucking piece of shit like you

@ 26:40

 

[CatParty]

 

[Antipathy]

Her boyfriend was a fairly big name on SJ Twitter, so naturally there are dumbasses like this trying to say it's transphobic to stop people from fucking dogs.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!"

 

[Army Burger]

I am not gay, unless I can somehow become female, then I am totally gay.

 

[Haunter]

I will fuck your ass until it is purple and you will respect purple

 

[Patamong]

For the people who have spoken out about past instances they deemed hurtful, or unprofessional, we sincerely regret you felt that way.

 

[Hellfire]

"my hot glue is reserved for fluttershy"

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Trombonista]

Hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property.

 

[Army Burger]

ah that's it! It's not gay if you're sucking your girlfriends penis!

 

[Haunter]

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"We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of the sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!"

This tweet from Chris is so perfectly non-self-aware: please help me and my ailing mother/BronyCon hype! in a quick three sentences.

Also, with the recent RIP o' KoP, here's another greater lil' compact piece o' non-self-aware-ness

Great job, enjoyable hobbies, friends galor, shitposting, new house, nice youtube fun channel.

 

[Milk Mage]

matpat's bare wittle toesies is typing...

 

[damian]

2018 goal same as 2017 goal. I just want people to like me.

https://twitter.com/KingImpulse/status/947645098615037952
(https://archive.li/vmfau)

i cant believe i'm nearly thirty and is just realised star wars is a palindrome

https://twitter.com/KingImpulse/status/953402152495480832
(https://archive.li/iU1i2)

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine narcissa going out to buy some soylent ten blocks away because the store close to her home has an autistic dog that reminds her of Null, so she's scared that he may say mean things to her

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[H4nzn0]

I'll never forget when Null forged a weapon to surpass the permaban.

 

[Ido]

I've been here a while and I still have no idea what the ''Islamic content'' tag means. Not quite sure what ''thunkful'' means either...I googled them and didn't really find any answers. Most search results just led back to this site and posts that had been labeled with those terms.
I understand this isn't Hartley zombie related, but since there's nothing really happening with Gwen and her spawn at the moment, I felt like it wouldn't hurt to ask what they meant.

plz to the first part

 

[Power Armor]

I went in completely naked, covered in mud, dick swinging, and started screaming.

@Null

 

[CatParty]

Got given shit by some overpaid government trash at the library, think I might have injured her or her unborn kid when I rammed the library cart into her, don't give a shit if I hurt her, ran for it and hopped a bus home. Cops aren't gonna take me alive.