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[CatParty]

 

[IV 445]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/notice-i-am-filing-a-class-action-lawsuit-against-all-members-of-kiwi-farms.48216/

 

[Gordon Cole]

View attachment 552500 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/notice-i-am-filing-a-class-action-lawsuit-against-all-members-of-kiwi-farms.48216/

 

[Sammy]

A fat manbaby who thinks he's cooler than he is, while everyone laughs at him and he's too self centered to realize it?
I mean it sounds like he's not wrong...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Romeos say the darndest things, don't they?

 

[Big Nasty]

"Wow! I'm sexy! Best upgrade ever!"

 

[Teri-Teri]

"I regretted the day that you got shot out of my fucking dick."

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

When I do think, I think of worse things. Deep fry my Twinkie cock and suck it; plenty of juice inside. PS. I'm high in fat, you better run the track few times after to save your heart from the loss.

From this gem of a thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob...n-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/

 

[Pepito The Cat]

That house 100% has a demon. A demon named autism.

 

[HY 140]

I read that as "I hate the pope" and got really confused.

I too hate it when the Pope talks shit about me

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Some of the quotes from Chris's Reddit account:

"random". "Andom?", "Brandon", "condom"; bore your brain with repeated use of this brain teaser.

she says to me, "On my own death bed, I do not care rather or not you have any children at all."

push (maybe tough) into the center of the skin patch between your legs (the taint); you may find one or two grooves hidden under there. One of them, yes, is your unbirthable Vagina

 

[IV 445]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tom-newton-jacob-vigil.7803/

“Dear Losers, I'm BACK!”

(Note the date difference)

 

[CatParty]

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The cop was probably low key moved that a developmentally delayed fourteen year old boy without a neck is acting as a caretaker for a 600 lb manatee being strangled by a seatbelt. - Null

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I want Kiwi Farms address please

You are breaking the law. Servicing is coming.

From: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2018-10-02-roy-philipose-instant-regret.48421/

 

[Lackadaisy]

Can you make my mouth your butthole? That would be awesome!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

From: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2018-10-02-roy-philipose-instant-regret.48421/

Also from here:

You are worse than Reddit!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

There already exists a program that teaches tards which behavior is unacceptable. It's called prison.

 

[Nisse Hult]

"I discovered my identity as a transgender woman through video games."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-a-transgender-woman-because-of-video-games.48458/

 

[Wakko Warner]

"I can't wait to go this minecraft convention in Orlando and get a PS4. Oh wait, I got fucking pens. I always wanted more pens."