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[dysentery]

From the insane ramblings of Narcissa:
i am outside
we will spread life across the universe
and
it got a bit
OUTSIDER

 

[LazloChalos]

dominatrixman: She was alot younger then me (Over 21 just to clarify she wasn't like 9) so it was a massive screw up

 

[Y2K Baby]

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This person makes my virgin with rage.

 

[_Clam_]

"i fina clap yo butt cheeks like bongo drums to the donkey kong theme song then move in with my dong but i aint gay"

 

[IamnottheNSA]

"like seriously they make you be an ableist shithead just to verify your account...."

 

[IV 445]

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

From the Glowfox thread:

(please keep in mind I'm not very smart and spell stuff wrong a lot and I'm shaking from fear, you guys are very intimidating)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fresh out of Halalween 2018:

"I can't believe two young adults had to be brutally killed for no apparent reason by this dweeb just so they could get post-humorous nominations for biggest fuckup"

 

[Rand /pol/]

make like a pervert on a pedestrian's ass. Go for it.

 

[MidUSA]

This is why I don't want to talk to her anymore. She always convinces me that she is dying and I end up apologizing.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Tempestbalcolm, you can't get high off hiv meds

 

[AnOminous]

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Like Jake ever leaves his failed game-barricaded basement anyway.

 

[Big Nasty]

"Tranny hooker ads featuring sagging ballsacks"

 

[Meowthkip]

"lmfao you can't even draw me right I rarely dye my hair any color let alone purple"

I don't know why of all the things Stephie has said that this stands out, but it's weirdly elegant in its simplicity.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's latest whining about how he doesn't want to work has several great lines, lol.

A Message for everyone telling Me to GET A JOB: A mind as Great as my Own does not NEED a job! Also, when you consider Our Days in this Dimension, Time and World are Numbered, At Best, Getting a Job becomes Silly In Contrast. I promise that in Cwcville Nobody Has To Work!

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

October 6, 2018-Present - BUCKLE UP KIDS, AUSTRALATINA IS ABOUT TO PUT DONALD JOHN TRUMP TO TASK TO ABOLISH ICE BY...CAUSING VIOLENCE AND CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS OF WHITE PEOPLE HEADING TO THE UNITED SNAKES VIA KKKLANADA

Philty producing content again.

 

[OpenBASED]

the only drama in my life is which anime to watch next

My suggestion was written by our very own rising star, @Lillith1991

 

[Monika H.]

I've always hated how vaginas smell and look. They look like soggy, rotting, roast beef.

This one HAS to get header.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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