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[2.D.]

Welcome aboard the autism train. Next stop: Chromosome Central.

That's not a lady, that's a fucking hole.

 

[Army Burger]

You are a name dropping suck up. stop name dropping all these people and you just want Null to feed you. you sick old man. The only thing between you and Tommy is a 14 year old and a dog winking at you

 

[NoFeline]

she had a fluid squirt from my boob, into her mouth, and she said it tasted in between soap and febreeze. Does my m'ilk taste like shit cause of my diet?

 

[MediocreMilt]

(also using 'jolly' to describe a fat woman, which is tone dead in itself).

 

[Vorhtbame]

Holy shit I was just raped by Dracula's Spirit Animal. You all saw it!

It's more fun without the context.

 

[Army Burger]

Is shoving shit up your cock a normal part of boyhood? I don't think so but I could be wrong.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have this fantasy of being on the prowl in my fursona. Coming up behind a cowardly conservative's 9 year old child. Jumping on top of them. They won't be able to move under my 300lbs of fat. Stick my little tootsie roll dick in them. Howling at the moon while they cry tears of pain.

Why is it always nine year olds?

Edit: added in quote manually because it kept not showing up.

 

[Ruin]

Why is it always nine year olds?

Sometimes it's eight year olds.

 

[damian]

EXCLUSIVE: Archie Comics co-CEO accused of gender discrimination by male employees

Not even Sabrina the Teenage Witch could conjure this stuff up. The co-CEO of Archie Comics says she couldn’t have discriminated against her underlings — because they’re white men.

www.nydailynews.com

The embattled co-CEO also mocked the five employees’ claim that she’d used her “gender as a weapon” by yelling, “Penis! Penis! Penis!” during a business meeting.

Credit to @Elwood P. Dowd for finding it.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Is it any surprise that YouTube coders, who are probably most a certain kind of American dude, are then writing algorithms which basically take that kind of a culture, a culture of soft supremacy, one where black kids are shot by cops all the time for no good reason, and repackage it…into math?

 

[BlancoMailo]

"Memes matter. If you carry the meme that blacks and jews are destroying your homeland, you're more likely to be a lone wolf shooter."

"Spending lots of time immersed in weaponized memes without taking precautions or critically thinking about them is exactly how these shooters are radicalizing."

The guy's entire rant about why memes are tools of white supremacy is hilarious but that's probably my favorite part. (http://archive.is/bQ89n)

 

[Army Burger]

The spray painted cock behind him really pulls it together

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

 

[MediocreMilt]

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There's no possible way you people could be this unsophisticated and not understand how this internet culture works.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

autistic this is what I am so have problem

 

[The Fool]

There is nothing bad with watching anime and playing video games

 

[Крыса]

Homos should be allowed to just violate each other in perpetuity with total disregard for everything that's good and beautiful.

 

[VIVIIXI]

"FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!"

 

[Army Burger]

Yeah, why should anything exist at all? Homos should be allowed to just violate each other in perpetuity with total disregard for everything that's good and beautiful. Btw homofaggot "love" is an oxymoron. What homosexuality represents is directly opposite to love (aka that cosmic order that you'd love to ignore).

 

[jcd]

I'm overjoyed that I inspired so much butthurt in my first week here that people form queues to immortalize my wisdom and quote me.