random_text.txt

[MediocreMilt]

Imagine a photograph where a giant, hand-knitted, custom-made, pokemon bean bag chair is the least embarassing thing in a picture by a substantial margin.

 

[Floop]

When I was a teenager I used to daydream about having invisibility and the ability to freeze time so I could have sex with girls. Then I grew up and realized that I was having rape fantasies.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

My parents had me circumcised so that it would be easier to wash my penis. I feel ashamed because circumsision was supposed to end when Jesus Christ replaced it with baptism when Christianity began.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Having very personal information exposed a is worse than an anonymous penis

 

[Brain Power]

What's wrong with sniffing babies?

Better then sniffing farts ...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oh-my-fucking-god-1.63451/#post-5630981

I AM NOT AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oh-my-fucking-god-1.63451/page-2#post-5631074

alright so you all faggots aka spergs like to troll lolcows, yall are now the lolcows. look how the tables have turned

 

[TV's Adam West]

You think anyone gives a single solitary fuck that you jerk off to the queen of England?

Like the sheets that mormons use, but to keep a hard-on.

 

[Big Nasty]

"It's not bad in comparison to some of the shit that gets posted in Beauty Parlor. "

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Hehe this is me, I don't remember the password I used or the password to the email I used, so the moment I log out this account is gone, and all the dumb and autistic ratings you gave me will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

 

[Floop]

YOU LIKE KUHBOOCHA??? I LOVE KUHBOOCHA!!!!!! (autistic screeching) DRINKS LIKE PEE AND SMELLS EVEN WORSE!!!

I’M COVERED IN KUMBOOCHA AND I HAVE NO MORE PATREON!!!!

 

[janekop]

And Billie's interview only made this whole ordeal have an even milkier texture.

 

[Brain Power]

Don't fuck with us anen moms. I will royally destroy your feelings. I've already lost two kids, so I don't give a fuck.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Typography doesn't have much overlap with dog dicks, unfortunately, and if it ever does then I would request to never see it.

 

[Army Burger]

Getting fucked in the ass no longer a requirement to complete the merge.

 

[Floop]

It says a lot that I'm actually relieved he didn't shove it up his urethra.

Okay guys, I just stalked this dude's account history and he is the biggest right wing troll I've ever seen. He posts in several Christian/Alt-Right subreddits, and here's a link to him saying that we shouldn't force children to watch tranny porn in 3rd grade health classes. I've already contacted the moderators and he should be banned.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I came here, preaching the Catholic faith. However, these immoral users here, have doxxed me and posted pictures of me. I have tried everything to get the pictures removed. As a last resort, I need to offer Null money to remove them.

 

[Army Burger]

Is the wife just whipping out its dick in front of the child?

 

[Freddy Freaker]

"In the rainbow haze of the present age, there is only Culture War."

 

[Brain Power]

From here

"Her collagen may be weak
but her God is strong"

 

[Army Burger]

The only reason I still use Niggermania is because their calendar function is way better than Google's.