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Normal Cool Furries Who Are Not Weird
(NCFWANW)

Introduction


Normal Cool Furries Who Are Not Weird (NCFWANW) is a social club and cultural think tank. This group was originally founded under the purpose of establishing a furry convention for normal, good, and cool furries; excluding all furries who were freaks or evil.

Minimum Qualifications:
  1. Be a furry
  2. Do NOT be horny
  3. Do NOT have an evil mind
  4. Be nice
Screening Process:
  1. Interview with senior members to determine mental vibes
  2. Social media review
  3. Independent verification by non-furry third party
In-Depth Explanation of Qualifications


BE A FURRY - You have to be a furry and have at least 1 fursona
Do NOT be horny - This means you cannot be cum brained. If you are cum brained you are banned, no Gross minds allowed.
Do NOT have an evil mind - You must not have an evil mind. What exactly evil means is determined by our senior council.
Be nice - You have to be nice to us that’s it. If you’re ever evil or mean to us you’re out.

Screening Process Explained


NCFWANW will do intense screenings of every applicant. This screening process is made up of multiple steps and will be the ultimate test of your dedication to the cause of making furries cool and not weird.

The first step in screening will be a personal interview with one or more of our senior members, these members are experts at sensing the mental vibrations given off by people and will be able to determine your true intentions.

The second screening process is an investigation into your social media. We will go through all of your social media to see what you are posting and liking to make sure you are not horny or weird.

The final step of the screening will be an interview with a non-furry third party. This is to insure that the verification process is free from any clouded judgement.

If you fail any step of the screening you will be banned from applying to the organization for 6 months. We will give you a detailed report as to why you failed.

NOTE: There is an “M Clause” for members which allows them to be TASTEFULLY horny. You can be horny but in a non-gross and respectful way.
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Normal Cool Furries Who Are Not Weird (NCFWANW) is a social club and cultural think tank. This group was originally founded under the purpose of establishing a furry convention for normal, good, and cool furries; excluding all furries who were freaks or evil.
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