random_text.txt

[LurkTrawl]

ade said she'd pick up 3 ass napkins a day, he lived with her for 6 months that's roughly 540 ass napkins, an ass napkin forest
I hope she recycles

 

[PhoBingas]

Mental illness is like Pringles. You can't just have one.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Are you brave enough to climb aediot's asspaper Everest?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Kiwi Farms : We laugh in the face of the world burning because what else is there to do.

However, itseems like everytime it is Internet Famous' moment in the sun, it involves revenge porn, copious amounts of poo, and a staggering level of mental dysfunction.

Kiwifarms stickers are the only Cryptocurrency I care about.

 

[DumbDude42]

My anus is dripping with scientific inquiry and curiosity

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Just remember we had a chance to stop the Audiophiles and their ear fucking, but nobody listened. Maybe because they all had cocks in their ears.

 

[Pee Cola]

If you want a Dominican to hate-fuck you, you need to confuse them with a Puerto Rican

 

[NyQuilninja]

i thought they just get clogged up when too many roaches get inside at once lol

She was such a fat bitch they needed two people to drag her.

Also dying in rainbow crocs. LOL

What a bunch of stupid niggers. Good riddance and rest in piss.

If God himself didn't deem the female orgasm necessary for reproduction, why should I care either?

France is Muslim and I would not have sex with it.

Either military coup or get off the pot, lol.

Conclusion: dem bitches peein'

No, it's just if I wanna see women content, I go to the hub. That shit they do on youtube is boooring

Fathers need to abuse their teen children more. Beat the fag out of your kids.

Sanitation has never been India’s thing. They refuse to use toilets because they are ritually impure and may house “toilet witches”. Thus the street shitting.

You can’t fix stupid.

I follow a girl 14 or 15 who talks a lot, like a lot about periods and that stuff.

She even has some videos on the toilet with her mom or her mom telling "period stories" and having a "period diary".


Is absolutely hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

 

[Telespergy]

One day I'm just gonna say fuck it and start eating grass

 

[HumanHive]

For every time I see you mention my name I will post one of your nudes, of which I have an entire folder.

what did we do to deserve this

 

[verygayFrogs]

Just because someone says "nigger", it doesn't make it worthy of random.txt.

Do not try to fix Chris.

Even Chris denied her. That's gotta hurt if your hero says no.

Jesus Christ. Is he hiding a child under his gunt or in his armpit rolls, by any chance?

fuck the eagles

YOU CANT TALK ABOUT NIGGER PEDOPHILES, ONLY DA WHITE PEOPLE RAPE CHILDREN.

Just another stupid ass ignorant fuckin nigga who went and done some stupid ass shit

EuthanizeDatPedo445

OHAI NULL

Wonder what sort of histrionics you could inspire in western media with a George Floyd sex doll? Or a Prophet Muhammad sex doll?

#SpergLivesMatter

Stop double-posting, you're scaring the hoes.

Izuku officially has the n-word pass.

 

[PhoBingas]

Fuck this Smeagol looking dying of COPD troll.

 

[MediocreMilt]

These people are just cartoon characters.

 

[Toma]

They keep saying the word valid. Does this mean they identify as a credit card or something?

 

[Gone Ham]

I was supposed to be getting ready to move house today but got in an autistic rut and doxed like four people instead. Now it's getting late. Fuck you Kiwi Farms.

@Spooky Bones

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

niggers make everything worse

Agreed. Fuck niggers. lmfao

A nigger is a good for nothing. I've met a lot of white niggers.

America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

The US populace is complacent. Nigger cattle.

but you know I'm just kidding I love fucking niggers

 

[NyQuilninja]

So what will you do after you finish building your tree fort?

>be american
>get (almost) shot at a Chuk E. Cheese

 

[PhoBingas]

He’s used to being shit all over, he just usually does it himself

Look man. I came here for the tits and stayed for the ass napkins.

 

[Local Fed]

We were bound to end up at the Nuanced Unpacking of Cousinfucking.

Muslims really need a snickers.

Men don't use emojis. If you are a man and you find yourself wanting to use them, you are basically a troon.

He isn't just marrying Anisa, he's marrying the bat as well.

I refuse to believe that shoe wasnt the problem

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm not here to bully the farms or their users, I'm not even here to compete with them

The targets I'm selecting for pain are the ones you have threads on for the site

It's not enough to block them I want them to die

I'm sorry, what rank does your site have in google again?

I think the internet needs more fear