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my god the comments section is full of so much soy, salt, and snowflakes, that i could open a non dairy ice cream factory.

If you fight cops on the street, your jujitsu will not win. If you fight cops in court, there's at least a reasonable chance your jew-jitsu will win.

If humans were meant to be polygamous, why do I only have one dick?

I just wanted to drop in to say holy fucking shit that was autistic

Do they even work? I mean, I assume a buttplug tail has to be jammed fairly firmly in the asshole to not fall under its own weight. Could be that it's under the shirt instead.
 
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