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[Anne Hyroe]

If he thinks you can unilaterally choose to murder a baby boy then we should be able to control its foreskin.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Something about flop accounts or something

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

NEO
VAGINA
EVENGELON

Kill the parents (in "minecraft"), save the children.

Not me, I promise to do it.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Generalissimo Trancisco Tranco.

Georgina S. Pattroon
Dyke D. Eisenhower

Sun Troon

This thread has been the biggest case of blue balls ever seen.

Hahahahaha

Go back to sucking big pharma's meaty cock idiot.

lol so some sheboon saw a drugged up nigger fighting cops, started filming because she probably found it hilarious and wanted to post it to worldstar or whatever the fuck and now she's a hero and will likely end up a millionaire at the end of this for doing fuck all

Troonius Caesar

Boutros Boutros-Tranny

General Useless S. Gunt

Nobody is trying to crucify you, Lou. One look at you and they'd know you'd break the cross because of how fucking fat you are.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Anyone who admittedly joins the Farms just to bitch about someone else's politics should be banned immediately.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Fuck off. Words have meanings you subhuman unswallowed load.

It's run by a man who boils his hamburger, what did you expect?

I am vegan and I am going to fuck him.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I didn’t ask a question. I told you to go fuck yourself.

How about you go fuck yourself?

Or you win the autism slap fight?

Fat lives matter! Fat lives matter!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why don't you and that damn Cwcki just go ahead and die off the Internet already so I can finally find some peace of my life?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hairy S. Troonman

Globohomojewbro is my second favourite new word!

I agree with your sentiment but please crack open a thesaurus and find some new words.

You know, id fuck her then right before climaxing mention i voted for trump or hoped chuavin got off or something to fuck with her.

How to get falsely accused of rape with just 1 weird trick

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I try to fucking explain this to people, but they just keep telling me "Hey bro you need to stop making EXCUSES FOR YOURSELF" "nah bro you're just being lazy and you need to go PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AND be more confident"

Like I'm tired of hearing it. Some people (Like myself) don't understand those concepts because we're neurologically different from you, weather it's autism or anxiety. And some other annoying dude kept telling me that I'm being "EDGY" for being an introvert who doesn't like social situations. He fails to understand that SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME simply have mental issues or Aspergers and cannot interact properly with people. THAT DOESN'T MAKE US BAD PEOPLE OR EDGY, WE'RE JUST INTROVERTS. Ugh.

I hate how people try to put that label on you and try to force us to be "normal people" and act like were somehow selfish. Fuck the actual fuck off.

From the incel thread.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I heard on BixnoodIkah Jerome's blunt lasted for 3 days and nights during the great Niggening of Nignog night. 'Tis truly a blessed event.
And the spook sayeth "He who smoketh the first rock shall also feel invisible spiders on thyest face"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Jet Jaguar died for our sins.

If the cop had a fart fetish, would it count as sexual assault?

Bold of them to assume I want to live in the first place.

What happened to the 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not stick thy dick in crazy"?

Eating food is, itself, autistic. People need to quit eating food, then they can quit being autistic.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The original sin is simping.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

"Professional Pokemon Streamer" needs to be listed as a crime against humanity. And a valid reason to bring back frontal lobotomies for all involved.

 

[Antipathy]

Looking at the picture in the article, I've realized that I don't have any knives attached to any of my guns.

I'm going to be fixing that real soon.

 

[tranny2000]

My name is Tranny and I'm here to say,

We need to bring back kink shaming in a serious way

 

[LurkTrawl]

Just fucking move out if your mom is bugging you so much. Shit or get off the lawn.

She supposedly did shit on the lawn.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

every woman you ever talk to in your life could be a hermaphrodite and you wouldn't even know.

From a Youtube comment.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Brooks acted in desperation because “he knew being in jail would devastate his family, something he prized,” she said.

It seems to be the Florida of Florida. A concentrated Superflorida, if you will.

 

[LurkTrawl]

SO BE IT. TONY ROBBINS.