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[NyQuilninja]

Who the fuck is this DePenis guy and why is everyone slobbing his knob all of a sudden

Doing the weed every day saps your natural ambition and gets in the way of you discovering much better and more enjoyable drugs. Do you really want to wake up in 40 years and realise you're an old man who wasted his entire life without ever even getting a chance to try mixing heroin and crack cocaine together?

This is why I stick to meth
Not only do I have tons of motivation; not needing to sleep gives me a massive advantage against the shadow people who keep stalking me and putting bugs under my skin

I'm not an egregious racist, but I would never, ever have a black babysitter. Never. Too many instances of impulsive violence aimed at kids. Or aimed at adults. Or animals. Or windows. Or stores.

We wuz babysittaz an shiet

Cuckoldry is actually getting people murdered at this point.

Chris chan if nazi?

Gersh Kuntzman?! C'mon, that's not even a real name!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Yo them Russians was the OG revolutionaries my boy Pushkin was a nigga.

 

[Antipathy]

It also doesn't help that Dirlewanger looks like a femboy after they get too old to be considered feminine.

Fuck off sincerely. I don't have aspergers autism or schizophrenia. Please kill yourself bitch.

"The CIA niggers glow in the dark. You can see em' if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do."

- Terry A. Davis

For a moment, I thought you might be a glowposter considering you joined monday and seem to have only posted in this thread. But, I saw you were Turkish which, quite frankly, is far worse. You have my condolences, no human deserves to be Turkish.

He looks like Report of the week, but addicted to heroin

What's your favorite crayon flavor?

 

[Akira Fudo]

Spoiler: NSFW: Brace yourself shitskin cucks

 

[NyQuilninja]

"are you stupid, are you fuckin serious, shes a fuckin kid man, damn are you stupid, fucking kid"

Said the male nigger that tried to kick a woman in the head as she was on the ground.

Do law enforcement carry semi auto or full auto Colt AR 15s?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm also in Israel so if you try to sue me Fatrick that's anti-Semitic.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Im going shoot this wildcard idea. What about an Islamic banking company?

I like this story because everyone in it is an asshole. Judge? Asshole. Garcetti? Asshole. Homeless in Skid Row? Assholes. Homeless 'Activists'? Assholes. Pretty much all of LA? Assholes.

No shiny shekels for YOU, goyim!

How would they know what the alpacas identify as?

Looks like a disgusting shit eater on the left.

Found one of the Chinese infiltrators. Kill it.

no you just get dead niggas

Me and the boys launching raids on tranny compounds during dilation time and destroying their supply of estrogen. Instead of booby trapping things with explosives we just leave tape players that say “You’ll never be a real woman” when tripped. That solves 41% of the problem.

 

[Meat Target]

Trans do have their own economy. Its called drug dealing

 

[Very Honest Content]

The Half-Wit Pigroach may be King in the Land of the Dumb, but it's still the Land of the Dumb.

 

[Meat Target]

This new Carmageddon mod in Minecraft is the tits. Eat shit, faggots.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Seriously, what's with religious nuts and their obsession with children masturbating?

They just want to really capture that forced feminine voice that only male vocal chords can produce.

This is no doubt meant to be eaten with homo man milk. Tastes just like AIDS!

That's terrifying. Who wouldn't want their infant dressed up in a onsie that says "be gay, do crimes" on it. Totally not grooming children. When's the "Rape me in a public bathroom because i'm fabulous" design come out?

If I saw a toddler wearing a “BE GAY! DO CRIMES” t-shirt, I’d question if that little baby was being kidnapped and if he didn’t know what was going on

 

[fine tooth comb]

Holy shit, you are right. If the hashtag actually gets some attention again, even if it doesn't outright trend, it could be very funny indeed.

Looking at the tag there's this one person on Twitter that is really commited to the "part of the LGBT" talking point and it's really great. They keep calling it the SLGBT+.
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He/she are honestly posting some amazing things in the tag. This flag needs to be shared around more, it's perfect and I can only imagine the rage it could cause.
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Some more tweets by the same person:
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there is literally no justifiable reason for cis gay men to not want to date trans men. dont like pussy? use his ass.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Will this be followed by "FORWARD (Fuck Our Real Workers, All Receive Dividends)"?

So...just, a clarifying question: This incredibly racist program is designed to keep already-marginalized people geographically and financially trapped in the most infamously violent and expansive ghettos in the US?

Just get a job, retard. Nobody else should be forced to keep you fat.

I don't even use a VPN, who cares. What are they gonna do, tell my neighbors I say the word nigger? I call my neighbors niggers to their faces.

This right here is why I think kiwifarms is doomed. How is someone supposed run a website making fun of village idiots when the whole village (world) has turned tard?

I mean I cant tell if its satire or not. Fml

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Besides, it's not like anything he did rises to any criminality.
Just sayin'.

First off, bad w33n! Stahp that!

Same shit, different day

I support revoking nulls Citizenship to save him

I don't know whether I'd watch this or not.

Little goblin boi gets ugly troon with semen breath to do a toon with friends

The answer is obvious, Sealand.

I would suck them dry

hipster sushi. burned at the stake.

"we"

JAFFA.

KREE!!

OP is a nigger: confirmed

You might be on to something there...

I shiver any time I see the word puppy on this site.

Null to Google soon?

"Not Terribly Relevant Guy Quits Day Job"

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Nigger thinks eudaimonia is something you eat with tzatziki sauce.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It has been over a year into "14 days to stop the spread"
I try to stay still on the jungle floor as anal swab drones fly overhead, for weeks I've been on the run from The Jewnited States of Amerikkka and their Tranny shock troops consisting of gorilla retard strength troons hopped up on testosterone and amphetamines

A nearby town was wiped out by the Great Mask Cult of Covidiots, I am a dangerous, radical EXTREME anti mask Jihadist, wanted by the NSA, FBI and CIA for a bounty of 6 gorillion dollars, dead or alive, and was being hid as a fugitive on the border separating The New Confederate States of America (NCSA) and the rest of Weimerica
All it took was once glance at my maskless face while sneaking a gaze at some southern Aryan PAWGs for the Masked hordes of "medical professionals" and "experts" to surround the town en masse
I barely escaped with my life as my benefactors were cut down by bloody bonesaws wielded by doctors screeching "TRUST THE SCIENCE!!"

I'm low on ammo, 5.56 is 50 dollars a round as obese boomer hoarders have totally cornered the market
The cult nearly got me, and the Troontroopers aren't that far behind
pray for me

The only place I've ever seen this clear a discussion of the different ways red and blue states fuck the poor is here on the farms

Bro I got sports cards I’m waiting on and these chucklefucks are too busy reading my shitposts about the bubble fucking over the hobby instead.

Here’s a social media post they can monitor: I’m gonna take a big steaming shit in a mailbox on a hot Saturday in July so it’ll be nice and ready for collection on Monday.

I've been on the Internet for 15 years, some cunts still manage to annoy me. I don't consider this as a bad thing. If anything, that means I'm not emotionally dead and drained.

Why is this thread so gay?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bruh, how many drugs were you on that afternoon?

Probably a lot. It was almost a year ago.

I think we were all on a fuckton of drugs last summer.

Honestly, they should be put down as a kindness to themselves and every poor bastard that crosses their path.

How you remembered it is more baffling tbh.

Me when my employers find my old social media posts filled with olympic level racism

The term "transgender children" never fails to disturb me

I'm guessing that a gigantic faggot will post below me.

That lying bastard Tucker Carlson making more false allegations against me.

If you’re a dude and you have sex with a man who has a vagina, does that make you gay or straight?

Degenerate deserving of public lynching.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Anyone who likes Undertale is a lolcow.

5$ she'll buy a skeleton arm and use it as a dildo

agcollectors: Where a comment about liking a doll leads to talk of tranny cum.

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Sgt. Niggerhead could not be reached for comment.

Don't quote me again or I will come to your house and rape you to life.

SNEEDFUEL CANT MELT CHUCK BEAMS

Gonna cozy the fuck up with a blanket and some cocoa and watch THE UNITED STATES BURN

Krackhead Karen in her Kar vs Basketball-Americans, a battle for the ages.

Ma'am, your husband has autism.

Did Ricky Gervais refuse to fuck xer or something?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Just wait until they learn that she nearly killed her dog so she could fuck Baked Alaska.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Yeah you say all of that but all I hear is child porn.