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[Marshal Mannerheim]

made in america = invention
made in serbia = discovery
this is cnn news.

 

[Meat Target]

no amount of wingspan is going to get your fatass off the ground.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Can someone give me a quick rundown of what i missed in 2019? Sounds like a juicy story.

Where do the farms and null fit in to this?

 

[Peru oso donas]

"I was targeted for political reasons very early on because I always had radical theories about Melee."

 

[Wowcoolusername]

guess what. You fuckers will never. Eat

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And God said, "Let there be shitposting."

 

[Meat Target]

Hydrogen ions are the ultimate incels.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"It's impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Kiwi Farms."

"Human fuck troll from Kiwi Farms, you're the fuck of the earth. Opening a website to mentally torture compete strangers should be fuck of god criminal. You human scum have this story all wrong because you are reading selectively through your shit crusted asses. STOP DESIST REMOVE"

"Michigan America you are constant rape in my soul since February 22, 2013. Better not born. God fuck dead."

"im going to read my future children kiwifarms threads as bedtime stories"

"don’t you have to pay for kiwi farms"

 

[NyQuilninja]

In what, the rickety, leaking ships of their "Navy?" Are they going to spam us with toy ships full of midgets?

Are you saying you wouldn't stick your dick in a Twi'ilek?

We just need to add some chemical X, thus the poweretards were born.

no amount of wingspan is going to get your fatass off the ground.

i don't want to cure cancer, i wanna turn people into dinosaurs

I know this is a fetish thing but isn’t it cheaper to wet your own pants

Lol beating women is funny, based, and red pilled

BRB flushing a funkopop, a Maglite, and 3 dozen eggs down the toilet for future archeologists to find.

The level of rape in her family ancestry lol.

Now, now, the boy may have been planning to throw it as a form of protest against the dessert industrial complex.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This isn't retard reddit. We don't cater to autists who can't function without a /sneed tag.

 

[kazuhiro]

I would appreciate if you also refrain from using derogatory abelist language like "insane"

Said by Insane Clown Prossie at https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9204405 - h/t @Cerabella

 

[The Un-Clit]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kristi...lein-klein-journey-of-hope.61409/post-9204898

What the hell is Wiki Farms

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Born to Dilate
Grass is a TERF
Tranch Em All 2021
I AM HOLE MAN

 

[Gone Ham]

 

[NyQuilninja]

I only have two questions.

Dose she still have massive tits and wears a sweater that tries to hide it, but we all know. The 13 year old in me needs to know, if not i dont care.

Well, that Injun girl's got some rockin' tiddies

Children will still not be given the independence to deny being forcibly given haircuts they do not consent to... SAD!

We are living through the death of gods.

Facemasks on her tits might prevent cat calling..... might.

I can hear that poor Camaro sobbing quietly.

I’m going to impregnate red rock dust.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I am not a jew, I am a human being.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I'm a hardcore gamer, video games mean a lot to me, so fucking sue me.

 

[Monolith]

This thread is kind of like going from remembering a spot in the train tracks a while back that looked like it was gonna cause issues later, to seeing a train wreck there, to watching in awe as the train in the process of wrecking just never seems to run out of cars that derail and explode.

 

[nekrataal]

No one cares your culture supports lady bois. Go back to not having internet.

Sorry, I don't speak faggot

 

[NyQuilninja]

Quit being a wimp, get a strap-on, and peg his boipucci for the good of your marriage.

Wake me up when June ends and I can't read those shitty articles anymore.

Option 4: He is based and Buckpilled.

"Some dudes like kissing other dudes. Some chicks like kissing other chicks. Some dudes and chicks like both."

There. Education over. Give me $10 million.

This article makes me want to colonize the lands of indigenous people, bulldoze their tiny straw hut villages and build hosing development and condominiums in their place.

Three generations of a family douched/masturbated together. This might be crossing a line in the sand somewhere.

I want Pancho Villa played by a Black Tranny.

Who the fuck wants to have sex outside. There are bugs, there’s sand, there’s other people. Gross.

Next thing you know you’ve got your dick stinged by a bee.

Yes indeed, teaching six year olds about masturbation and anal sex is absolutely necessary and totally not radically creepy. In fact it's all they ever talked about when I was in first grade, which made me the man I am today.

Everyone here is a virgin until they’ve have had sex involving a troon shoving a horse sized dildo into either your vagina or anus, followed by you giving oral to the troon

hey! Clan MacNIGGER has been running aroudn this in their native scottland for decades!