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[Meat Target]

Being "white" in South America is like being king of the shitpit. It's colonization's cruel consolation prize.

 

[verygayFrogs]

"I realized something was wrong when she cummed in my ass".

JK Rowling must be stopped.

Americans correctly believe soccer is for gay babies.

"Sexually battered"?

What did he do? Bang on her boobs like a pair of bongos?

 

[Tour of Italy]

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

 

[PhoBingas]

I'd rather be half black than half gunt

 

[NyQuilninja]

Imagine being so chad that you would cut open your scrotum to tattoo a swastika on your testicle. In a just world they would give this man a medal.

I'm pretty sure if you told them a live scorpion in the stinkditch was good for your health, they'd fall for it.

I only fuck black sheep now.

Jews don't (((accidentally))) do anything.

They just murdered Lizard Christ.

I'm Steve-o and this is 1000 year old poop egg skillet.

Based and wholesomepilled.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I feel honored to have been nominated, especially by someone I don't even know. Now who do I bribe to get accepted.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Haggard cunt. The words you're looking for are haggard cunt.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

okay... so let's say that I may or may not have participated in a zoom bombing with a friend.... and let's say that it was his brother's school and he lives like 3 states away... now let's say i live in town 1 and his brother's school apparently found an IP belonging to town 3 which is like 5 miles away.....let's say i forgot my vpn like a retard..

how fucked am i?

hypothetically.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

DMX would not have approved of this bullshit.

This movie makes me want to fuck a nigger in the ass.

the whole idea of buck breaking is kinda hot

Imagine being a gay black dood (this will be easy for most of you)

It is impressive how Tariq Nasheed has managed in just two hours to humiliate the entire negro race.

GOD DAMN IT FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT GOING TO RAPE YOU I'M BUSY NOW STOP ASKING

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If it goes global, let me be remembered as the one who named it the Crumpetvirus.

Cameron Deriggs is an anagram of Comrade Niggers.

Snitches get stitches. It's the nigger code.

 

[Pensive Emoji]

Some ones I made up

Can we cool it with the slurs guys?

My mom told me I'm banned from using this site from now on, goodbye everyone.

So to answer your question, yes I did use my parents inheritance to buy so called 'useless toys'

Apparently she broke up me because, "wearing diapers isn't a normal thing"

And to end off the tour, here are my taxidermied parents

I now have the police investigating that Kwiki Farms site

I've decided to ignore the courts request, and continue eating from my neighbors trash

 

[NyQuilninja]

So uh. Ummm... What the fuck does "knotted" mean......? Why is there a picture of two dogs with their butts on each other............... ? Does "knotted" mean they are tied together?

What's the likelyhood that barely anyone else gives a fuck about you?

These are the kind of posts that get you party-vanned, old man.

FUCK YOU, FAGGOT. YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!

They took away my ability to post in user profiles so I have to do this in public now. Blame the nigger jannies.

I hope they're watching me take a shit as I type this.

If you liked this murder, please like and subscribe, it really helps the murderers out!

Dont forget hitting the bell!

Im so fucking cynical and misanthropic that all I feel when reading shit like this is making jokes...what the fuck the world has done to my sense of humanity!!?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Podcasting is pretty much the white version of making mixtapes.

Gimme that squeegee pussy.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It disgusts me how they always seem to refer to their cock wounds as "she" or some other cute little pet name

Was your statement really so important that it needed to be seen by everyone?

i want genetically engineered bat wings so i can fly above Fauci's skyscraper and take a big fat shit on his dumb Jew face when he walks out of it.

This is horrible and all but when are they gonna genetically modify catgirls? Asking for a friend.

>Twitter sleuths
This is newspeak for "autistic cat ladies."

I KNOW NOTHING

He's using alt accounts in a German lolcow forum and his last post was in may. He's probably just busy licking duck vaginas.

Go pennies help the children.

"The Holy Bible FUCKING SCIENCE says you're a sinner FUCKING BIGOT!!!!"

GOD DAMN YOU EARL! DO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

 

[Meat Target]

So thats why my house glows in the dark .......
Now mister house snatcher you wouldn't mind wearing this lead vest while we talk in the dinning room

 

[Coelacanth]

and be happy because from today… you will start your training as a living toiled haha!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

They and a group of other people who called themselves the "Russians"

 

[NyQuilninja]

See you in ten years, niggers!

Fauci, World's first furry doctor.

That was a lot of text that I didn't read. Can someone let me know if I should be outraged or bored?

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck if I'm gonna be bothered to read the War and Peace version of coping seething and dilating about a washed up youtuber.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is one groovy mystery that requires the help of Phyllis Diller or the Harlem Globetrotters to solve.