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[Hollywood Hitler]

There are no blacks on A&N.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

THE DIE IS CAST

 

[Meat Target]

Look, snow donkey, keep to your shitty igloo land and STFU.

 

[MediocreMilt]

How old are you now Joshua? What do you think it says about you to be laughing at something like that?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Qu'est-ce que les cinq doigts ont dit au visage?

Le Slap!

In that case, I hope to see my great-grandkids put on their viking helmets and buffalo fur and face paint and beg for candy.

I’ve seen less horrifying showers at auschwitz

His sperm kept hitting dusty eggs.

I un-retract my earlier comment.

Yeah, because she have too much sand in her vagina, lol.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Nigga looks like he doesn't even wipe his asshole. If I wanted to see someone with fucked up downie eyes and a Who nose point their shit-covered cock and balls at me I could just walk by a tard wrangling yard.

 

[Meat Target]

Trust me, if it can be made toxic, the Chinese have figured out how to, and have done so.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I don't think your family was helped in any way by you being denied your diploma because you wanted to cosplay as Mexi-Man during your commencement.

i don't pay taxes so our kids can parade through their commencements cosplaying as Mexi-Man even against the insistence of the school admins

BINGO!

I GOT BINGO!

Goddamn, I love this game!

Look, I don't know how you got in my office ma'am but I'm calling security.

for a normal person (i.e. not a nigger)

"Don't go down by Walnut Creek. You'll see torn apart animals, partially eaten. There's a creature out there, some say it's a man, but it's not.
"It's a tard."
"At night you can sometimes hear it off in the distance."
"REEEEEEEEE!"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Whatever nigga DESPAIR!

sorry virgins, akane gang checking in

SQUISH SQUISH, MR ANTS

GONTA DID NOTHING WRONG GONTA DID NOTHING WRONG GONTA DID NOTHING WRONG GONTA DID NOTHING

Why the fuck is there a Bionicle fandom in the first place?

How long before police raid the K-Hive and find a kidnapped Kamala's eyes removed with glitter makeup and her body wrapped in Christmas lights?

Prosecute me Momala

We wuz vise prezidents n shiet.

Rip. Pour out some fanta cum for the homie.

weird to think that the internet lumberjack's getting more company

I thought this was gonna be related to Kingdom Hearts. Instead, it's about totally-grassroots-you-guys people unironically supporting a real-life politician. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I kind of like the idea of an army of autistic KH fans reeeing about Kamala.

I misread this as #KHlive and expected it to be Kingdom Hearts meets Disney on Ice, but this is infinitely gayer

So you can dump balls deep in that Alaskan aeidiot

I like how they self-identify as mindless insects.

Get ready for prison food, child/dog fucker.

send them boobie bombs

Pajeets shit up every platform they’re on with spam.

this speaks to nobody but the sickest fucks out in San Fransisco

 

[NyQuilninja]

B-b-b-but they said they only needed my address for billing! How could sellstolenshit.com have lied to me like this?

Forget the frogs, these articles are trying to convince dudes to go gay.

Sweet, never gonna get a new video card at this rate. Neat.

Why would you pay more for a dildo than I paid for my graphics card?

Flags.... On Memorial Day weekend, fucking white supremacists.

Don't blame women for her. Retards come in all shapes, sizes, genders and colors.

GLOBOHOMO
IMPERIALISM

YOU WILL KNEEL FOR THE NEGRO
YOU WILL FLY THE GAY FLAG
YOU WILL CONSUME OUR MEDIA AND SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE

God she's such an ugly woman. I know she sucked dick to get to where she is but damn I wouldn't want my bits anywhere near that garbage disposal of a face.

I can make these freaks have a mental breakdown without lifting a finger. Is this what true power feels like?

Early-mid 2020 i wanted @Drain Todger to fuck off. Now i wish i was ina position to get him noticed.

 

[verygayFrogs]

did you miss the wypipo seminar where we all learned how to use sorcery to make black people's asses itch?

bro, I can give people ass worms?!

white people are spreading pin worms

 

[NyQuilninja]

I love the idea that an entire heating and cooling system can be completely annihilated by a guy taking a really fat shit.

Being drunk, aggressive, stupid, and an asshole is your American God Given Right by White Jesus.

Found the Leaf.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "Trump was right again."

Hey, they don't HAVE to become coders....they can be sewer maintenance workers instead. Instead of shoveling shit from their mouths, they can shovel actual shit. It's what they'd deserve.

Oh, I get it! Troons are crippled dead men walking.

Well, that was retarded.

Obese negress eat yourself to death fucking nigger cattle

Gotta say, I was expecting it to be a tranny nigger, and not a land whale sheboon.

Asexual just means your ugly or that you're a 'huge faggot please rape my face'

She is kind of right, but not in the way that she thinks. Yoga isn't polluted by white supremacism; it IS white supremacism. Let's look at the sources:


So devotional service to god is yoga? Now lets look at what some of the gods see as good stuff to do:





So yoga = genocide of niggers

So, TLDR... we wuz pajeets an' sheeit.

Monkey C-Murda, monkey do murda

The moment she sets her phone to vibrate, it'll be like Niagara Falls.

Yoga teacher? More like yogurt feeder!

This movie makes me want to fuck a nigger in the ass.

I stopped into the livestream, saw a fake dick in a jar and left.

Nigga you gay

 

[MediocreMilt]

i'm filing a criminal complaint on the site owners, Josh and Addie, suing the law enforcement agencies for denial of my civil rights to peaceful enjoyment of public spaces.

So what year to you first commit a cyber crime, hero?

i've been annoying lawyers for almost 20 years, cupcake.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Florida Woman Sodomizes Baby With Slightly Smaller Baby" accompanied by a mugshot of a bearded man.

Lol, this made my day!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And now they've revealed themselves to be a bunch of pandering jackasses who think worshipping the rainbow will lead to the pot of gold.

I need to learn to stop clicking those damn links.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about anyone in Estonia. You're in Estonia. Lmao.

GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY WOOOOO!

They're so fucking close to naming the Jew and blaming him for degeneracy.

I've known it all along, I will be the new Jim Jones.

 

[Local Fed]

My initial thought was that boogie2998 finally went over the edge.

We should be making anime real before genetically engineering catgirls. Without the former, we're just making the dooming mistake of validating otherkin.

This except I forgive anything Vince Gilligan ever does, even in the future, even if he picks up a hatchet and goes on a massacre in an orphanage.

A two hour video where a schizo accuses someone of being light yagami but in real life

How can I explain to my future kids that people used to make 2 hour long video essays where they compared people to Hitler and other dictators because they played a fighting game with Mario and Pikachu in it

Thank god, I was worried the coof would take Grimace from us.

Bah God that's Fredriech Ebert's music!

Get back to me when they've jump started a wooly mammoth.

She's had three abortions, one miscarriage, and one baby. She calls these "Womb-moments"

Babies just want to suck on Mom's titties and not get eaten by predators.

The difference between anarchists and authoritarians seems to be the need to have votes before committing mass murder.

Superhero origin stories are so overdone, but Magneto growing up in a buck-breaking camp may be the fresh spin on things that comic book movies desperately need.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That's so horrifyingly retarded it must be true.

2021 knows how to give us gems. This is a great blood soaked African rape diamond.

Has she been trying to tell us she has a cloaca? That would put "soft birb" in an entirely different light.

Guys I think there's been a typo or something, this bitch isn't a "yoga instructor" she's a "yogurt inhaler".

When the buck gets hearts in his eyes you know he's broken in.

White skin, white undies, WHITE POWER.

BUCKED

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

In a year where we’ve gotten things like the Powerpuff Girls script leak and Cruella’s mom being drop-kicked off a cliff by Dalmatians, I like that “women using a cucumber as a sex toy” is your point of disbelief.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

He’s so filthy. It’s like he has a filter that accentuates how unclean he is.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I feel bad for the gay boys for having a bad taste in men