random_text.txt

[Rustled Jimmies]

That FUCKING SLUT comforts the poor, sick and dying.

 

[NyQuilninja]

She should live up to her Indian legacy if she hates white people so much, and go get raped.

Fumigate yourself, nigger.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

instead of being autistic and rating everything as such, come and join in the conversation.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I was too busy yelling at scalpers and trying to beat them to death with my copy of Berserk Deluxe Volume 3 because they were selling 1 and 2 for $300 each.

 

[fine tooth comb]

As funny as fat Clayton is, I now regret masturbating over Dream yaoi months ago.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I always knew my balls were very high-energy.

 

[LmaoCow]

I'm definitely pro shitting on retards.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I hate everyone on this thread but I hate you in particular, please, have a shit day.

Hey now; I'm sure it's a nice cave. I wasn't dissing your living conditions.

 

[MediocreMilt]

disowned by /pol/ for burning coal

 

[NyQuilninja]

I knew they were naked!!
Why are they naked
The rat has giant balls

I think I just got aids from looking at those

>You're such an unlikable cunt that even foreigners make it no secret that they hate you.

 

[LurkTrawl]

So if we get kicked in the nuts can we file it as a concussion?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

he filed a motion to postpone todays hearing so he could get a lawyer and a service dog

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fucking bestiality man.

Shove an 8gb ram in your brain then upgrade it to an SSD

Those are real life human beings your headcanoning as trans....

and then they beat and raped him for da hood

The thing I hate about the Eternal Present is that people never seem to remember the past.

So it's like a Toad from Mario Kart AND like wax?

That's a disturbing penis.

Just a girl with a dream, sugarnips.

How does someone with no teeth stay fat? Drinking liquid grease? How?

"The creatures outside looked from man to troon, and from troon to alpaca, and from alpaca to am hole, but already it was impossible to say which was which."

You are more likely to get a virus from all that midget tranny porn you are looking up, but you do you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

troonspotting

choose life. Choose social justice. Choose a giant fire hazard for a ranch. Choose 200 starving alpaca. Choose go fund me. Choose transformers. Choose a rusting 25 year old truck. Choose cheap wine. Choose fighting imaginary fascists.
I chose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you have estrogen?

 

[Null]

I think it would be great if users could click on funny random.txt that appear, and be directed to where it was said. Some of them are hilarious but I don’t know how to get the context.

The one where someone says he begged his mother and therapist to have sex with him springs to mind. I want to know who that deviant is!

After we moved to XF2 I built a new Random Quote system that has that data stored for more recent quotes, it's just not used.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

After we moved to XF2 I built a new Random Quote system that has that data stored for more recent quotes, it's just not used.

Could I be so bold as to ask why?

 

[theshep]

As you can see from this photo, he looks nothing like that obese transvestite.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I actully like wearing a mask because I got fucked up teeth and it's way easier to impress women hiding them.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Kiwifarms is not a place for giving advice to people. And i disagree you. People rape, slander me on here.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Nothing says strong POC woman like the name “Cole Peterson.”