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[Positron]

 

[MediocreMilt]

compulsive heterosexuality

 

[NyQuilninja]

Having niggers is worse than getting nuked lol.

Toilet demons also sold separately.

From my experience it takes much longer to use a woman urinal, it's really awkward to start peeing when a girl is kneeling before you making a funny face, especially if you have an erection

Tom Hanks raped me when I was 8 year old, fuck that nigger

Good God she's hideous, fucking Easter Island head nose having ass bitch.

Nutted to a trap once and they think they have a brand new identity. Sad story, many such cases.

I can’t take anything serious when it comes from Kitty Auschwitz.

 

[Local Fed]

Little known fact, the first use of slam dunk was used in plantations when the owners grabbed a negro's head and dunked it so hard into the ground it popped. So yeah, slave owners invented basketball.

On one hand I am curious if she's that deluded. On the other, it could be trolling, but the reality is the whole "soyjak smiling mask while actually weeping bitterly." Except the eyes are really far apart. Like, comically so.

Imagine being such a skank that you put “20% OFF!” after your name on Twitter.

 

[FEETLOAF]

The corporate media is composed of corporations

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Anything that came from the Hax video on Leffen. ANYTHING!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He rubs the lady hormone on the crotch wound to banish the penis ghost from haunting its old home?

None of this would happen if they just killed themselves like they're supposed to.

Maybe if you were less of a circus freak, your coworkers would engage with you more.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Just imagine the competitive speedrun scene for Reader Rabbit.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hang yourself, tyrannical faggot. You're a direct threat to liberty. Go suckstart a shotgun.

This thread has made me never want to eat a burrito again... and I'm from California - burritos are a food group.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's not autism, that's downright down's syndrome.

"We all float down here Georgie"

It never comes clean, no matter how much you scrub.

maybe Hitler needs his own thread on Kiwifarms.

Out of my cold dead hands Commiefornia.

The seething over this is even trending across the ocean lol.

 

[MediocreMilt]

a GPS tracking device on her son's wristwatch

 

[NyQuilninja]

They want to faggotricide kids since kindergarten.

She looks like they type of woman to either Phil Hartman you, or go to a gloryhole behind your back. Or even do both.

Boomer scooper. Keep your shit to yourself.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Please leave me alone, I have failed so much at being left alone thus far that I have a nationally syndicated news media story for you to read about me, please avoid doing so, here's the link."

 

[verygayFrogs]

If anyone unironically bitches about whitewashing here, we should mock them and then dox their pets.

Avocado Kin, you are a god amongst men

KF users are braver than the US marines

 

[NyQuilninja]

If it released on vinyl it belongs in the trash. The final solution to the b**mer problem will be solved on the day of the pillow, till then keep your geriatric sounds confined to your retirement communities.

That book is called "Tell Me About Sex, Grandma".

 

[Solid Snek]

"The picture I wanted done was me as a small child, maybe 5 years old or younger, and I wanted a female girl in the picture as well, where my character is um hugging the girl, so he is, but his hand accidentally touches her right between her legs. And the girl could be like "oh excuse you, you just touched me in the no-no place" and when I went around asking people on Facebook here they found it to be disgusting, so they did. They found it to be 100% disgusting that I wanted a picture like that done."

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Momma, fat woman got her boobies on backwards"

Boxes can be massive faggots sometimes.

>Looking at Donald Trump's crotch
Thats gay

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

his restless and very horny spirit can also be found IRL at the STA Plaza.

 

[AnOminous]

My sinuses are the booger factory from hell and when the post nasal drip gets me coughing, my sphincter and bladder may leak, but this is not something that happens every day, nor does it amount to very much leakage when it does.

 

[Easy J]

When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing and wiring from two elective infant surgeries that should never have happened. So as long as we're here, my incontinence is something i've never discussed with strangers in public and very few friends. Usually, it's just a little squirt, but on occasion, my bowel will evacuate itself and there's nothing i can do to stop it. Most commonly, it will happen when I'm out busking and can't get to a crapper quickly enough when i get the 2 minute warning. At home, it will be when I don't roll out of bed until the 30 second warning and I lose a little on the floor on the way. I've never dropped a whole load in the house, but some of the first blast misses the toilet, so yes "i shit on the floor" , but not in the way sick scatophiliacs like you and @Daisymae see it. Some hits the floor because I can't keep it all in my ass until my ass is over the toilet. Even though I often don't change my clothes for several days and I almost always look a little grubby, because this is such a dusty ass town and i do dirty work with my hands, I keep myself a lot cleaner than you think. I jump the shower before I leave to go anywhere and when I'm expecting visitors.... Who still thinks it's funny?