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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Because most coomers can't jerk it to Harlan Ellison telling them they're worthless morons.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Funko Pops have always reminded me of those Turkey Sex experiments from the 1960s.

 

[Meat Target]

I thought this was A&N and a site for a pet established in New Zealand. My mistake!

I'm assuming the Short Bus Squad has decided on the Evangelical line of attempted low effort trolling this week.

SmartWater is for faggots.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Rename it to "Fuck PETAsville"

When I grow up I want to be Jessica Yaniv's shitvagina.

I stuck some bacon on my dick and she was good to go.

Chad Thundercock likes raw dogging his random thots. Fuck personal responsibility.

In related news, RIP @Ruin's dick.

Those are canned, you silly old man!

But I'm still horrified at the idea of 16 cans of refried beans...

Between those, their predilection for onions, and the neovaginas - every orifice must smell like death...

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Meat Target]

I'm in no position to judge, I masturbated while reading this article.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Remove the part where you put the horsecock into the boy

 

[PhoBingas]

your missus looks like one of those "this is a 10 in bongland" memes

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the little yo-yo slut is a dude.

 

[verygayFrogs]

nobody wants to live in detroit

Eddie Furlong is fat, and not even Ron Jeremy would have sex with him.

I dunno, the idea of a perp crying because he got arrested with pink handcuffs is pretty funny to me.

Imagine what kind of shithole you must live in if you have to put a "I'm a child please don't rape me" sign outside a school.

lmao why the hell would a school tell their students that there's a mentally ill serial killer among them?

Baptized in Dasani at the site where a crackhead croaked

Give them some credit, at least Alabamans wait for their siblings to be of age before incestuously sleeping with them.

Ivy League is worthless

Ivy league schools are adult daycare centers for upper crust cunts

it clearly says "not for men" you silly willy!

SHUT UP YOU RETARD HAHAHAHAAHA

"dear god what is that" and "stay away from me quasimodo" are not examples of cat calling

It's the guy who made a video of himself exploding projectile diarrhea out of his rancid anus all over his friend's naked taint.

Fat Joseph makes me want to commit a felony

The Pokemon anime is for pedophiles.

Comrade Sebastien is Based

Fuck him up, Minnie

 

[MoeChotto]

 

[PhoBingas]

Clinically insane gang gang.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Holocaust studies class

 

[Aunt Carol]

video description: yarrow, an intersex enby hell goddess, is on all fours on a bed. xiir broad and flabby yet weirdly small ass is facing the viewer. xii has a trans pride flag in xer anus and pajama pants around zeir ankles. zey awkwardly shake zire ass at the viewer, thighs a-jiggle, the transgender pride flag nearly slipping from its home in yarrow's gender-neutral rectum. you, the viewer, can practically smell this video.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If I don't like fucking tomatoes I'm not paying for them.

Put a ham on fishing line and lead them to your bedroom.

Rip. Pour out some fanta cum for the homie.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pooping in a robe is quite a chore to me personally.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Whelp, congratulations. You broke the narcissism meter. Now what are we gonna do?

The follow up: I masturbated to a video of me masturbating to a video of me masturbating

This is supposed to be “Articles and News”, not “Cat Party Posts Entries from his Diary”.

Sometimes I wish @CatParty and MarySue.com would just marry already.

 

[Figger Naggot]

i see you like to swallow lies, malicious millennial mental midget.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I could not give less of a fuck about your retard country and its shit laws.

You can tell a lot about a person by what they buy at the grocery store.

Don't starve too soon, little guys!

Joshua is a solid name

you cant take out the trash out of white trash

Those poor, poor sex workers.

From not working out in one gym, to not working out in another. Amazing.

Those plants from the nursery are already dead.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If it meant I could shower with the girls I would have identified as a tranny in a heartbeat.