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[Zero Day Defense]

I mean, we all saw a naked breast back in the 70s, so what's wrong with 9 year olds watching anal trans midget incest porn?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Gibsmedat white boi.
Gibsmedat real good.
Gibsmedat harder oh yes daddi oh yes.

I'm a pre-op masc-presenting cis-exclusive transbian, put them dollars down in my outstretched big meaty hand.

"Have you ever played with a beaver, kids? Don't be afraid of the funny smells just dive ride in. If a pink snake comes up from behind you, don't be afraid, its saliva is magical."

So even though she's disavowed womenhood, gotten a masectomy, screamed about he/him pronouns, and got a backwards baseball cap, she's still just a walking beaver?

Anyway his fatass got rough, broke its spine and it became jello from there.

His nipples look like pencil erasers. I bet he would make lots of money on only fans.

 

[Madre Muerte]

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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Nigger, have you seen his fans? Dream doesn't want to be a chair.

 

[Moral Decay]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Goddamn beat me to it

 

[NoReturn]

Like, if I have photographic evidence that I do indeed suck dick, and present that to the Burger King Drive through lady, I’d get a free chicken sandwich.

 

[Meat Target]

This is H-1-N-Wonderful!

If the circus is starting up again, I call dibs on being rape clown.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Are we just posting random tard diarrhea now?

I heard like three words about this story and my brain immediately went 'lol, niggers'.

I didn't know it was possible for a .jpeg to actually glow in the dark but here we are!

How does it feel to have known the EDGIEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED? Did you get cut? What is his KF handle?

Yes, but will it have lots of butt sex?

Are the Bears in the parade loving each other proudly by sucking cock in assless chaps on a parade float?

That or the feds just have a suitcase full of that shit to pose for pictures and thought it would be funny to hang the lot of them.

Islamic Confederate Aryan Francoists are the greatest threat to America right now

If the circus is starting up again, I call dibs on being rape clown.

Shower rape is part and parcel of living in a prison society or something.

Remember that Friends episode where they beat up trannies and talked about how we should put fags into camps?

right wing pedophilia is bad. left wing pedophilia is good.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Tommy Tooter is an inspiration for me.

More specifically, he's an inspiration for me to better myself so I don't end up like him.

I mean, Hitler's a lesbian icon to me...

Y'ALL NIGGAS GAY AF.

You rock Null...and your gay.

something something white supremacist something something keep getting away with it

TPTB have found a new "oppressed" cow to milk, and by God, they're gonna milk it until the teats are bone fucking dry.

Boil them all in oil. I don't care. They're all charlatans. Fuck media and fuck journos.

The only good journalist is a dead journalist. I hope they suffer more.

No, now fuck off.

Good, keep trying harder
Seethe, cope and dilate

Shut the fuck up, you concern trolling moron.

Did Null just come out of the closet?

Josh Moon and @AnOminous do it for me. They're experts at playing hard to get, though.

Null can fill my prison purse with hot, salty pride any day.

 

[anuscabbage12]

To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don’t have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan‘s name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.


I know you are but what am I

Get a grip loser. I never said that. Seriously go get a hobby. Or better yet how about a lawsuit from me for lying and deformation of character???

Stop putting words in my mouth. Again another lawsuit I can hit you with. All I have said is that pedophilia, rape, and molestation are serious serious serious accusations and by claiming this in a public forum with hearsay evidence you are subjecting yourself to legal action. If you accuse Dylan again of any of these horrific crimes or bring in my name my lawyer will be involved. Last warning

LOL by posting that you are subjecting yourself to legal action!

He actually did not get fired. He quit.

You guys are sick people

You sound crazy. Like I mentally think there is something wrong with you. You have no idea what you’re even talking about. You’re ignorant.

Please come say this to my face I dare you

Shut the front door. I’m reporting all of you

Where did Jesse Lee Peterson say I got fired a final time last summer? $100 if you can show me that clip

I resigned after working there for two years, booking the biggest names ever on his show and taking him from virtually unknown to one of the biggest right-wing YouTubers.

Mostly accurate summary of my online history but couple things to fact-check:

1. I worked for Lance Bass, I had a segment on his SiriusXM show for a year, those videos I made for him were all played on his national radio show.

2. My parents had NOTHING to do with my getting a job at JLP, and they do not support me financially. They are neoconservatives who would never listen to JLP. I found that job and got it completely on my own and you can ask Jesse himself.

Also - I did NOT "resign in disgrace a few months after the Gazi Kodzo incident", about 9 months after that incident I voluntarily moved on from working for JLP after 2 years of booking the biggest names ever on his show and taking him from virtually unknown to one of the biggest right-wing YouTubers.

3. It was shown on stream I am 5'9"

4. the PPP appearance went smoothly for an hour and a half before they deliberately ran it off the rails

5. I still take part in "party drugs"? Citation needed

6. I was a total degenerate at 18, NOT A MATURE ADULT WHATSOEVER, and had no ability to make decisions like a mature adult would. So yes, I did many cringe things that I wish I could take back, and have apologized for, this being one of them. I have never been attracted to anything inappropriate, and when I matured past being a teenager I quickly lost interest in teenage girls. My girlfriend is 26.

7. The "girlfriend is an escort" conspiracy is so unserious I feel dumb even addressing it, but if you want evidence it exists in abundance on my YouTube archives, Instagram, and Facebook "Dylan Volk"

It was shown on stream I am 5'9", mismeasured the first time

I got fired twice but rehired, I resigned the final time from JLP last summer after working there for two years.

Also, 9. I did not give ANY minors alcohol or drugs. I didn't even drink or do drugs when I was 18 (because my maturity was very delayed)

Also, are you all fans of Nick Fuentes? Because he talked about me on his show the other night. Did you hear it?

I'm the one who booked Jesse Lee Peterson on Ralph Retort lol. And no you weren't.

Also, did you all hear Nick talk about me on his show the other night? Do you all consider yourself Nickers?

Actually, I was still in high school at 18, class of '10. She was as well. Senior and freshman.

You must know nothing about autism, I had/have developmentally delayed maturity. I hung out with a younger crowd and she was in my circle of friends.

It's behavior people usually do when they're between the ages of approx. 18 and 22, and I did it when I was mentally that age.

Do not disrespect victims of pedophilia sir! (unlike any girl I've ever come in contact with)

I was effectively not an 18 year old.

I have acknowledged many times publicly that it was wrong and I have shown remorse, but you aren't asking me to show remorse, you're asking me to say I am a "pedophile" or a "rapist". Very different things, and I have never been those.

Also, 10. I did not "beg" Dick Masterson to defend me, I simply held him to his word.

Kiwifarms: *makes a whole thread mocking me about the bad decisions I've made in my life*

also Kiwifarms: "You weren't functionally retarded, you knew better!"

 

[Local Fed]

I hope they bring the White Power Skittles back.

EDIT: THE HOME INTRUDER IS BLACK LOL

What, you think you're too good for Velveeta? Just eat it. You should be grateful we even have food and we aren't letting you go hungry.

I hope this new version of fallout has less trannies

 

[Hitman One]

there is no racism against "BIPOC" people on kiwifarms. There IS plenty of racism against niggers, spics, gypsies, wetbacks, redskins and, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, the Poles. But that's because they deserve it.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".

 

[MoeChotto]

Get a grip loser. I never said that. Seriously go get a hobby. Or better yet how about a lawsuit from me for lying and deformation of character???

LOL by posting that you are subjecting yourself to legal action!

You sound crazy. Like I mentally think there is something wrong with you. You have no idea what you’re even talking about. You’re ignorant.

 

[Rosemary]

Stay straight. Read the Bible.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Wonder what the KKK’s ratio of am holes to girl cock is. I’m guessing less than half.

 

[fine tooth comb]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Give kids room to write about Hitler and they'll write about Hitler.

 

[Pensive Emoji]

What a world, a faggot who doesn't think it's immoral to have sex with animals actually has a decent point.