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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Taking an alpaca to a furry convention is like taking an eight-year-old boy to a NAMBLA meeting.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Uncouth moron nigger opens his banana gob and idiocy pours forth from his vile bootlips! Stop da press!

You seem to be jealous that he is in a diaper and you are not

So the ultimate fate of the troon is to live long enough to not remember their own pronouns.

If I had to fuck any of the high profile women in the Democratic Party, I might just shove a rainbow flag up my ass and march in a parade instead.

Celsius is gay.

They're Puppets YouPedophiles.

The Hindustani are fucking savages. A twisted parody of human civilization.

How I finally turned my husband into a faggot.

I'd give her space, but she'd eat it.

Wearing select pieces from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Collection

No. Fuck off back to Africa, colonizer.
This is the red nigger's land, say you not?

It's okay, he's spiritually projecting Thoth onto her. He's not raping her, just ankhing his sexual energy with his Egyptian husbando.

You‘ve heard of the Coal Toll; now get ready for...

...the Talcum Tax.

“Whorephobic” that’s a new one

I’m just disappointed that in 2021 we have to pay whole 3 dollars to gain access to lolcows on the internet.

If my wife wanted to try pegging I'd say "sure honey" then wear the strapon myself and rape her in both holes at once no lube and no mercy

I mean it's Louisiana. Isn't the state motto 'It ain't rape if we're related'?

the pot is calling the kettle a nigger

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He'll make a beautiful woman. He's got his his mother penis.

The only thing the MyPillow guy could destroy is a pilllowcase of cocaine.

But if we decolonize the decolonization movement using decolonization techniques from before the decolonization of decolonization, won't colonialism be inherent in the decolonization?

 

[Positron]

MovieBob's followers are a fun bunch.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe Kevin's homecoming will be like the end of Old Yeller sans death.

Wonder if we can get Jon Lithgow to yell at the troons for us.

Would it kill Kevin to STOP BEING HORNY for 1 minute? Yes.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

If Chris goes to jail for HOT BBW LESBIAN MILF RAPE it will be a very depressing ending to a very depressing story.

I'm not a fucking social worker or teacher homie.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I should've been a navy seal... at least then I could murder whoever I want and have unlimited crack...

This reads so masturbatorily that I wonder if she's turned cucumber richard into a pickle.

 

[Meat Target]

Why should I do anything but laugh at a platform, and the people on it, that gives any legitimacy to a fat, ugly, jobless, lying, deadbeat dad, and vexatious litigant?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To quote a meme That's Obama.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We have a reputation to maintain, after we forced that world-renowned video game developer to commit suicide.

God imagine the unclit burrowing through your musty sugar walls

Uhmph

Ya'll niggas think Barb moans out Bob's name when Chris is 360 spinning that greyed Arby's roast beef tip with his baby fists?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Emo Crow Fumikage

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Please tell me incest is illegal in his state. What the fuck.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Have you ever smelled the blood of a grasshopper or a beetle, that's cilantro and it's shit and should stay the fuck away from my salsa and burritos.

 

[Emo Crow]

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@Emo Crow Fumikage

Look, ma, I'm famous!

 

[Tour of Italy]

Mother-son incest is extremely common in the south, as well as in my "porn favorites" bookmark folder. So I don't see the problem.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yeah I'm thinking "Chris Chan literally raped his dementia patient octogenarian mother" is officially too much internet for one day.

 

[Meat Target]

Future editions of law books should have a chapter called “Why you don’t let your client run his fat mouth about a lawsuit” and it should just be this picture.

 

[Coelacanth]

Dammit, Null. The least you could've done was let me quote @Pineapple Fox before locking the first CWC bangs his mom thread.

Yes seniors are sluts.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't know whether to kill myself, start laughing hysterically, or jerk off. Maybe I should do all three.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Befriend The Penis​

 

[Meat Target]

I regret ever learning about Chris-chan in the first place.

I regret ever calling myself trans or questioning my gender identity, Christ Almighty please forgive my sins

Congrats to everyone reading this for not killing yourself yet

Barb is pregnant with the antichrist

It’s like the Hills Have Eyes except the murder is replaced by troonery.

The internet, even if for a small amount of time, has united and healed thanks to your acts of complete and utter degeneracy.