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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm gonna go against the grain for a minute and come ahead to defend the trans people getting uppity about misgendering Chris.
Chris is an awful human being. Chris has done unspeakable things and needs to be committed to a mental ward. But I do see where trans people come from when they get upset about misgendering her.
A lot of these people are just otherwise nice, regular human beings who happen to be trans. They don't want their identity to be miscontrued. When somebody who has done bad things adopts a gender identity, regardless of what they've done, disrespecting what that person identifies as would effectively be a personal insult since it implies anybody can be ignored for what they identify as.
I'm not gonna expect anybody else here to really care, or even agree with me on this, but I personally feel discussing and belittling somebody shouldn't lead to throwing shade on a community they're a part of. That's all.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Local Virginia transwoman rapes his mother and owns libtards forever"

 

[NyQuilninja]

Translation - I ain't knowin' what I'm doin' ya honkey ass crackas!

In regards to critical thinking... that's been destroyed for the past 40 years now. Neither party wants critical thinking skills because then the kids might realize how bullshit both of them are.

Christine Weston Chandler put in an order for a uterus that squirts Fanta and semen.

I just want a registry of chicks who got abortions so me and my bros don't eat any crypt pussy

Yes now we thin people can feed on the fat by licking their energy rich sebum off their skin~~~

Incense: Lighted
Chakras: Aligned
Tea: Brewed
Crystals: Charged

It's woman moment time

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Like lol, you only have one butthole, you don’t need enough dragon dildos to make a fucking rainbow.

Still, the fact that RoosterTeeth has more creative bankruptcy than GW is an achievement of pure autism.

Its official. One of you brave Kiwis is gonna have to go deep cover and troon out to infiltrate the tranch so you can feed us insider info. Do it for the lulz.

it kinda blows my mind that a group of horny Japanese film students in the 80’s started making big robot titty animation for Tokyo TV and now half way around the world a massive fat slob who thinks he’s the sexy big titty girl character and printing there logo on his firearms.

“B-b-but it now looks like the sexy girl from the cartoon who is literally me!”

I have never used the horrifying rating so emphatically as right now. It looks like a psychadelic 70s fantasy comic where the background is a sickly forest of rainbow colored mushrooms.

also the girl is 14

It almost goes without saying that any waifu a troon is obsessed with is underage because they're an undiluted batch of pedos unsullied by attraction to adults.

That's anime for ya. If it ain't jailbait, it's the "It's not pedophilia because she's actually older than she looks" club.

 

[Penis Drager]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Then why the fuck would your period stop because she got the shot you retard

I can't even think you're trolling us because it'd be too dumb even for that

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

 

[Monolith]

Chris-chan fucking his mom is this generation’s 9/11.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I never particularly cared much for Bob or Barb but imagine Chris being your only lasting legacy and it ends up raping you/your wife, ending up as global dark humour all because eugenics are frowned upon.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Dude Vaccines moment.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

“Black girl magic” is what I called it when my bank sent an updated credit card to my old address with no notification and I only became aware of it when several charges at liquor stores and literal hair weave beauty shops showed up on my transactions.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I should get a pass to destroy public property until they give me my pussy

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/sc...-ripley-blfc-ripleystorm-twitter-png.2388980/

I’m just so overwhelmed. I fell in love with this dog online then when I saw it in person I was totally turned off.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Belly buttons aren't on the legs dumbass

What, you don't have Arthur porn? Not even of Sue Ellen? The ass was fat, bro.

Even if Bob's looking down from Heaven, he's still in Hell. Holy shit.

This didn't just happen in America, this happened to America. This man literally killed America

Not without physical evidence. If they didn't scrape some cum out of her snatch this afternoon he's not going away.

chris is not a reliable source on anything

i don't think people come to kiwi farms to be comfortable, much less in a thread about an autistic 40 year old manchild taking his own 80 year old decrepit mother to pound town

Chris and Barb is the merge nobody asked for.

I swear to god if I see this image in this thread one more fucking time I'm gonna rape Barb too

 

[NyQuilninja]

I regret ever calling myself trans or questioning my gender identity, Christ Almighty please forgive my sins

 

[JethroTullamore]

I wanted to suck the penis of a friendly pit bull, but he was to tired. He owner wore him out walking all over the place. Poor guy. I let him sleep. He needed it.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

a bisexual tranny has been fucking his own elderly mother. I just can’t.

 

[Kulee Baba]

"And when we cuddle, and this actually impresses me more, I literally feel our souls bonding and coming together during that time. Damn it feels good when that happens."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The absolute potential of Texans heaving their drunk asses up the walls of Antioch must be explored.

Texas Medieval Christianity sounds like I get a suit of armor with a cowboy hat

that mother fucker

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

if today doesn't mark the death of the internet's golden age, what would?

Jeeeeezus christ

"Is Chris getting better?"

that went from 0-100 real cwc

Chris can’t fuck his mother? Literally 1984

We did it bois, the love quest is over.

Barb will give birth to Crystal now.

"The audio leaks....You listened to them.....We came"

Will those who donated for Chris' Everfree escapade be refunded?

Total: 9,005 (members: 1,992, guests: 7,013) plus our friends on Tor!

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

I don't know if i should laugh,cry,or vomit.
I think i'll do all three.

Welp, the convention money is now probably bail money.

Guess Chris isn’t going to the pony convention

We all knew this was going to end as one big, giant trainwreck.

But I never imagined just how bad that trainwreck was going to be.

This is going down in history, isn't it? Like, the entire page of internet is closing, the Neckbeard codificator is actually getting jailed. Assuming that the allegations are proven and he really done his own momma.

The beginning and the end are one and the same. Yes, all is right with the world.

You a-logs are just mad that chris smashed that sexy beast 24/7

Chris went out with a bang

he did get pussy that he didn't pay for. So he's getting better at getting laid.

What a time to be alive and DDoS'ed.

"Of course," I thought- "some shitty ween bullshit."

And then I went to sleep.

I miss yesterday.

This entire fucking thread has got me laughing like a loon.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank god, now Barb can peacefully be abused to death in a low income elder care facility instead of being used as an onahole by her mentally unfit son.

The Incestchu Saga is here.

DSP outlasts another one.

Truly the most magnificent tragedy. My grandchildren will hear about this.

I think I'm done with life. My senses have been fried.

Turn me loose you silly goose indeed!

>chris chan got laid and you didn't

It was the worst of timelines, it was the funniest of timelines.

So does this mean the Merge has been cancelled, or...?

On the bright side, Chris gets three hots and a cot.
Homeless Saga averted.

I'm gonna make like Thoreau and live in a spartan cabin by a pond.

Nothing in the chris incest arc will top chris dabbing on bob for not hitting the g spot. The virgin penis vs the chad bent duck

Bob got off at the right time, seeing his son-gone-daughter fuck his wife is something no one should suffer.

Adulthood is when you realize that Bluespike was right.

Losing your husband, being in ailing physical and mental health, and your only caretaker is your almost middle aged, trans, autistic son who believes they're a goddess of a comic book world they wrote in high school who fucks your frail, Alzheimer'd husk is a fate worse than death

He's a harmless little uwu autist he just needs helpy welpys. So sad

This is all Hasbro's fault.

"You can't remove a goddess from her temple! You'll destroy the timeline!"

Please let us get the interrogation footage. PLEASE

 

[AStupidMonkey]

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