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[KiwiFuzz]

We need incel representation in video gaming.

“Asexual” people would change their tune if they saw the feet in the recent Resident Evil game.

 

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Aside from fucking his mother he did a pretty good job of doing his work.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I want to fuck Barb just to cuck Chris.

Is raping your own mother, bragging about it, then stealing her cash, and laying about it a sigma male grindset?

Chris has created an entirely new level on the male sexual hierarchy with his actions. I call it Sigmachu.

 

[Local Fed]

I don't care if you're a faggot commie who loves sucking the girldick, just be funny.

Yes, it's completely normal and appropriate to get societal philosophical information from a frozen sandwich meat company.

And his life partner is heterosexual, you simple cunt, they've said no homo on many occasions

What the fuck does he expect 'microdosing' estrogen to do for him? Make him slightly a woman?

I may be an autist with an anime profile, but I am a man of my word.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.

 

[Meat Target]

Two of the Farms' biggest cows in one place shrieking about Joshua Moon and My Little Pony with platoon of normie cops in the middle.

"So these 'Sonichus', they told you to have sex with your mother?"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I wish you were Chris's mother.

 

[Enoby Way]

"I am literally at Disneyland waiting in line for Space Mountain and once again Chris has fucking ruined my day. Happiest Place On Earth ain't so fun anymore thanks Chris"

From the thread where we all found out Chris raped his mum. I can't quote cause it's locked. I know you try to avoid proper names in these things but imho this was amazing enough to submit for consideration.

 

[LurkTrawl]

But now since the guntlet has been thrown and the gunts are locked and loaded I don't know if there is time to change gunts in midstream... or something.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I should just stick to frogs shouldn't I?

Yeah, but how are you supposed to jack off to that...?

we have fallen so low that actually using sex for its intended purpose is now considered a fetish.

Mate, I am not going to talk about my earliest, most intimate sexual moments on Kiwi Farms.

Fellas, is it time to admit a-log was actually right? I mean I don't think Saddam raped his own mother at least.

CHRIS IS FLEEING TO SEATTLE

HES GONNA SEEK REFUGE WITH THE PONY FUCKERS

its like the country EXISTS on different graphics settings from us

Was that dusty ass grandma clunge worth it, Chris?

This is the most convincing nofap thread I have read.

Somewhere in Virginia, there is a public defender who is sleeping peacefully with absolutely no comprehension of the horror that awaits them tomorrow.

 

[No_one]

So we had a tranny posting selfies, discussions about Islam and now Roman history autism. All in a thread about a guy fucking his demented mother - I'm honestly impressed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

As a kid I wanted to give Penny from inspector gadget MY gadget (penis.)

It's time for the gunt wallpaper story arc

Finally, my time to shine! It's time to draw some Reshiram vore!

 

[Enoby Way]

The Bella &Co incest leakers thread has been pretty choice.

HELLO FELLOW STORMFRONT SUBSCRIBERS. I AM JUST A GOOD SAMARITAN; A FELLOW TRAVELER ON THE ROAD. I HOPE THEY CATCH THIS AWFULLY SEXY LITTLE CUMPOT WITH THE BOUNTEOUS BOSOMS AND COMELY FACE. DID I MENTION THAT I HATE NIGGERS?

Why the fuck won't they dox a cat?

Why indeed.

maybe it was his complete detachment from reality that i found appealing. the idea of bringing him down to gritty carnal reality felt so hot. like pissing on a beautiful mandala of madness and feces.

An apparently genuine confession of the time someone used to fantasise about seducing Chris-Chan. The entire thing is written in the style of E. Annie Proulx on LSD and I felt this chunk of it was particularly choice.

 

[Some JERK]

Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh no Is it finally raping time?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Think about it. All Chris wanted to do was make Barbara great again.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

And it's not like these dicks are realistic or accurate either. They may kind of look the part, but they're still wrong. I mentioned it on the Dragoneer thread a few months back: I know a veterinarian who has a personal vendetta against furries. Besides abhorring the usual dogfucking, she's permanently annoyed that the cumbrained idiots don't even try to get things right. I've heard a couple of rants from her, but knots in particular drive her up a wall. "IT ONLY ENGORGES WHEN THE DOG IS ALREADY DONE! IT'S NOT JUST A SIGN OF ERECTION!" She's got a similar thing going on with how furries draw horse cocks.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"You can take a girl out of Eastern bloc, but you cannot take Eastern bloc out of a girl,”

Is this a dogwhistle? This seems like a dogwhistle! Ban the dogwhistle poster at once!

I wish I had a closet big enough for a pedo to hide in.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

My mother used to flog me with a stockwhip; which I absolutely deserved. I grew up to be a normal, well-adjusted individual with nice fulfilling hobbies such as: collecting model trains, breeding pigs, flaying the faces off women and going to church.