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[PIÑA]

Here’s some Royal Black quotes:

“I’m melanin challenged.” - Royal Black

“I’m 0% white!” - Royal Black

“I wish I had dark friends irl” - Royal Black

“If you’re from the UK or colonized Asia, you know what I’m talking about.” - Royal Black

“Nothing like being in a room with an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman to make you feel incredibly uncultured.” - Royal Black

“I look like a Bratz doll when I take care of myself and I was incredibly proud of that.” - Royal Black

“I miss my daughter” - Royal Black

“My fantasy world? Lmao! No honey… YOUR fantasy world. I’ll have a damn wonderful day. Hope you don’t live in Upstate New York, Fresno, CA or Seattle, WA.” - Royal Black

“OH! ITS ON THE INTERNET ON A TROLL POSTING SITE SO IT HAS TO BE RIGHT!” - Royal Black

“What’s your actual name? I want to make sure you never get a room at any of my establishments.” - Royal Black

“I’m not surrounded by negativity lmao! You’re a damn fool. Pray for yourself. My husband and I don’t need your prayers. All of ours have been answered. Smdh Sad sad man.” - Royal Black

“By owning hotels and gas stations. That’s how. Get on my level, then we can talk. I’m not doxing myself to prove a point. Believe me or don’t, that’s not my problem. You entitled bigots are mad and you can STAY MAD. I don’t give a flying fuck lol.” - Royal Black

“I had COVID THREE times!” - Royal Black

 

[Local Fed]

There's something about those centaurs that makes me want to punch them in the faces.

He got arrested in a fucking Sonichu shirt.

I hope JK Rowling is forced to comment on Chris-Chan because of this.

 

[Tour of Italy]

And also fuck off unless you can amuse us.

 

[dumb idiot]

I was I middle school when I started getting into masturbation and would ONLY think about men stroking cats to finish. It made me get horny faster than anything else. I tried to experience with other fetishes but i could never get into them at all. Sadly I don't feel as much pleasure in normal sex, if I am, I have to think of guys petting cats to even attempt at horniness.

Because they were "anonymous". People don't realize how big of a deal it is to not cross contaminate files and info with personal data. Its why I am considering getting a separate pc simply for the Farms.

Well, goodbye everyone. ill remember you all in therapy

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In excruciating detail of their exact level of hottness, using numerical scales, very specific adjectives, using metaphors and similes and allusion, fuck maybe even alliteration...I don't think it would make any of their years. Not at all.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

the classic striped potato headed manboy can stay.

 

[Pee Cola]

Fuckin hell, you guys are terrifying and I love it.

people shouldn't have pets if they want to hide from the farms

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Of all possible futures, we got the one where autistic genderfluid teenage communists are unironically defending, a profoundly retarded Sonic obsessed tranny who raped his own mother, from the normal people who believe the creature who forcibly penetrated it’s own mother with his male penis is a man and like 40% people take the arguements seriously.

please God, please send the meteors now.

 

[Meat Target]

My mind is still just totally blown. I want to process this. But I am back to seething and coping. I thought I was out of seethium and copium, but apparently I have new supplies.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I gotchu fam.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Now, now, gents. No need to get all retarded about which fat fuck is a fat fuck.

To be fair, nigger is gender neutral.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

“Either way its cool bc i anonymous”

—Isabella Loretta Janke, Incest Troll

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Ah my favorite word, Frankfurt.

He has to be at the very least legally retarded, no?

Chris vanishes and becomes a serial rapist in a hedgehog costume methinks.

I'm picturing the investigating officers going home to their wives like, "Ask me how my day was."

"We're gay and we piss and shit all over the place"

Assholes were designed by God for shitting is the moral of the story here.

2nd is just first loser

If Chris causes a major SCOTUS decision, I'm taking it as a cosmic sign to kill myself

If people think raping your Alzheimer’s suffering 79 year old mother is acceptable, I’m ending it.

I just like the idea of Kiwi-Chan being a tangible mascot instead of a wet dream. It would also make the site seem friendlier

This whole site is a bit weird you coward, give me motherfucker emojis or give me death.

These people don't need to be "visible"-- they need to sit in a pew.

Aces are the dingleberry desperately clinging to the ass hairs of the collective alphabet gang.

 

[Rex Luna]

The Gunt is on!

 

[nekrataal]

Why travel to Seattle, when you have pussy on your sofa.

 

[Cowboy Cat]

I love this conversation about animal genitalia as much as the next guy

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Efficient killings of Trannies = Good

autism isn't even fucking real. it's not a thing. it doesn't exist.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

T - Minus 5 Days until Sky Vagina...

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to try and achieve something in life, when anytime someone searches your name they are immediately bombarded with instances of your fat, autistic brother asking to ejaculate over some trans' pictures - though the father does also have a total gypsy criminal record that's widely available.

That last name essentially has the same connotations as HIV at this point.

if you call these people lolcows, than you should be called terroristcows.

Dating someone who will murder you online for a few Winner ratings sounds scary.

Sorry, I already have a Kiwi bf.

We failed.

Br*zil

the first thing I see is wannabe-gangster miscarriage selfies.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

>Geneva suggestions