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[LurkTrawl]

Go to store and buy 8 packs of 20 pcs kraft singles and just cover the floor in american goodness.

 

[Meat Target]

"There is no past or future. Only an eternal present in which the Farms are always at fault."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The Chris Chan event is becoming a black hole of all lolcows.

Bear pope, catholic and shits in the woods, etc.

Bryan Loeper is a garbage person who is made of other, smaller garbage people.

I don't who any of these people are but I hate them. I HATE THEM A LOT

pretty much like having the choice with cancer or AIDS

Trying to isolate a language so that no others can speak or translate it is so bass-ackwards I'm starting to wonder if god made your brain on opposite day.

I know I'm already a retard, but "listen to deaf people" is making me laugh like one.

*Legal Disclaimer, I don't actually want Steph to be shoot by a cat. I never thought I would have to specify this but then again, here we are.

"Thou shalt not kiss thine girlfriend, teenage boys!" yells preacher with his dick stuck in the organ player.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

I was hoping for a massive rectal prolapse mid lift but I will take this as a consolation prize.

 

[NyQuilninja]

This is why I think all woman should be put down.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

(Note: I am not a medical professional, so this is just speculation, but on the other hand I am comfortable speculating because it's not like actual medical professionals seem to give a shit about what happens to trans people's health once they are on their titty skittles)

 

[Meat Target]

Loki's tits, that thing is more Adam's apple than man.

 

[Turbocuck]

Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tried to explain to him several times that people who only want to be friends with you because you're cutting your dick off aren't really your friends.

 

[Local Fed]

This is the fattest thing anyone ever said.

Likeable women have female friends (and don't post ads on Twitter for women to fuck their fiance)

Your honor, my client pleads retarded.

 

[NyQuilninja]

How about you go fuck yourselves.

Ugh. I never want to picture my aunt getting wet at the sight of Hannibal.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Forgot I'd posted this to the youtube autism thread. Anyone here wanna see a "witch" put a curse on someone by lighting a pussy candle and shower it in herbs, spices, rusty nails and lemon juice from her kitchen?

Fuck, man, what's even the point?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

NULLSHIT

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Unvaxxed of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your sanity.

 

[Childe]

We gather in our small knot of evil to laugh and point at the bumbling, angry twat and then go about our days.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Harvey, Michael, Tony, and Donny Jr.... kiwifarms' main posters.

 

[3MMA]

Sonichu can't save you chris.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Do sex offenders look like sex offenders because they are sex offenders or because they sex offended?

 

[Meat Target]

in the end, all of America either becomes a Florida Man or dies trying

 

[NyQuilninja]

Super Covid-19 Ultimate Tournament Edition Hyperfighting Alpha.

Already got the virus, asshole. Seethe at my superior immune system.

You're going to sell your penis to a witch?