Post-Merge Waifu Follow up - United at last!

[Lee Crabb]

What a momentous day it is, fellow Kiwis!

After years of mockery, derision, weens, and deniers, the Merge is finally here! How are your waifus fairing such a perilous yet joyous occasion?

Just an hour ago, Tharja from Fire Emblem: Awakening showed up on my doorstep in quite a distressed state. Dirty, tired, and visibly frightened from her interdimensional journey, yet without a doubt is there a sense of jubilation in us being finally united. She's standing in my kitchen right now after her bubble-bath, with the most whimsical look on her face; taking in the 3rd dimension.

At this point anything further than massage cuddles is out of the question; I haven't finished my copy of The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability. However, I know that when the time comes, Tharja and I will be ready.


We are truly entering new halcyon days, farmers!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

None of my husbandos have gotten here yet and it's almost 9 PM.

I'll leave a candle in the window tonight.

 

[I AM FUNNY]

fuckin schizo

 

[King Kiwi]

I think someone is a little lonely

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Husbando isn't here. I'm thinking this is all a scam.

 

[Deviljho]

If no one comes soon, I'm gonna crash into slumber

 

[Lee Crabb]

None of my husbandos have gotten here yet and it's almost 9 PM.

I'll leave a candle in the window tonight.

How disheartening! Who, may I ask, are you waiting for?

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

Kotoko Iwanaga has unfortunately not arrived at my home....In the mean time, I shall be cleaning my home from floor to ceiling to prepare it for my queen.

 

[roboticnomad]

Aegis has not yet arrived nor has my persona begun to manifest. This is the worst merging I have ever experienced. 1/10 (sound design was excellent).

 

[Cletus Kasady]

I hope my gigachad OC rapes your ass into nonexistence

Oh no Is it finally raping time?

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm hoping for either Yomiko Readman or Misato to show up at my door tonight.

Aegis has not yet arrived nor has my persona begun to manifest. This is the worst merging I have ever experienced. 1/10 (sound design was excellent).

I'd much rather meet Mitsuru.

 

[Eichsterd123]

organaztion 13 might be stalking me thx to this merge shit. at least i'll get something for the trouble

 

[deadson]

neck yourself, fag

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

fuckin schizo

I hope my gigachad OC rapes your ass into nonexistence

neck yourself, fag

few faggots here who are upset because they haven't drawn a hottie like tharja from the interdimensional lottery. stop being jealous and neck yourselves

 

[Ascension]

Do fictional characters from live action movies and tv shows crossover into our real world too? If so there must be about 200 versions of Arnold Swarzeneggar ready to come through the tubes, hot and horny for love.

 

[Rupin]

The me from dimension C-197 came to visit Me. I told the faggot to fuck off and go back where he came from when I saw that he was just as big a loser as I am.

 

[Altera]

Bouta merge the back of my hand into your waifu's face. Shes mine now kid.

 

[GMorden]

It's ugly. My gf and Aisha Clan-Clan are fighting over who gets to keep me. Damn you, Chris-Chan.

 

[The Double-Man]

Yeah, it's kinda fucked up here. No waifus came into our dimension here, but a bunch of the elves from Lord of the Rings along with Pelinal Whitestrake from Elder Scrolls.

Thank god I've been playing Viscera Cleanup Detail a fair bit recently and have a good furnace.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Liara and I have embraced eternity and she's currently napping. Thanks, Chris!