random_text.txt

[kazuhiro]

look are you one of those stupid kiwifarms people ?

hey moron, answer my question are you a kiwifarms?

captured by @Solid Snek here.

 

[thyme]

Couldn’t have said it better myself dude. I don’t hurt anyone by rubbing one out in lingerie. I buy it myself, I don’t steal from anyone. I don’t have a sexual partner that I’m being selfish toward. All copacetic here.

 

[Meat Target]

Your first mistake was browsing reddit in the first place. NOTHING of value comes from that site.

I mean there is porn.

His odds went from 41% to like 90+%.

>rapist
>redditor
>male pattern baldness
>unemployed
Did we just hit troon bingo?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

you're why women get raped by gamers

Good.

 

[Tard Police]

I dunno dude write an Ask Mary about it.

The day someone says "yassified" to my face is the day I'll have my thirteenth reason why.

 

[Autistic Joe]

cucked Black American farmers: rescue beached gunt from snow, preventing death from hypothermia
based Portugeezer gyppos: hospitalise gunt immediately, remove manpurse

 

[Meat Target]

These people have to be about as popular as childhood leukemia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They've got their fingers on the pulse of morbid obesity.

 

[thismanlies]

Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.

Your life is spent pretending to be my toilet, stalker.

 

[Meat Target]

My weeb profile picture is better than yours. You're going to 'Nam.

Improve your schtick before I send my bitcoin assassins to break your cum jar figurines and fuck your body-pillows in front of you.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Rape will be the new sports ball.

 

[Mr Bunny]

"Why am I poor, why do I steal, why do I drink? Why is my country so shit? It must be the Jews!"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Have fun paying thousands to sit in the back of a truck.

It feels like a company of people who just stagnated. Jack is the epitome of this, the guy was trying to work in videogames and now is in a sexless marriage building fucking legos.

If you're going to join a fringe spiritual community at least make it fun.

I feel like worldbuilding is emphasized too much in importance these days. In this era of wookiepedia trawling troglodytes, enjoying a fictional work seems like it's more about blandly digesting dull information about what happened before the story takes place than actually enjoying the story in question.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I thought one of my college buddies was gay when he wanted to hang out naked together. Turned out he wasn't gay just Finnish.

We're the fucking Farms, we have all the dick pics

 

[KiwiFuzz]

ᵒʰʰ...ⁿᵒ.
ᶦᶠ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒ ʳ ᵃ ᶦ ⁿ....ᵗʰᵃ ᵀᵃʳᵖʰᵒˡᵉ ᴿᵉᶠᵘᵍᵉᵉˢᵀᴹ ...ᵗʰᵉᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴰ ᴿ ᴼ ᵂ ᴺ

Lord Kelvin would like a word.

If a teddy bear magically came to life and began producing turds, this is what they would look like.

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Ok, get this: we raise trans people who do nothing and use them like a human zoo?

 

[Haffhart]

Yeah, I'm definitely a 13 year old pansexual girl. Holy kek.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I thought one of my college buddies was gay when he wanted to hang out naked together. Turned out he wasn't gay just Finnish.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apparently he forgot to say "in minecraft".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Use language to clarify and not obfuscate, you stupid frog hoser.

 

[Law]

So what? Who cares? It's meth, not art.