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[Null]

-quote come from? I'm morbidly curious into what sort of sick fuck walks around like that, but my guess would be a crinkling furry.

one of our admins

 

[p4ddys]

The face you make when you have to defend your actions of fucking a young man on an RV during a coke fueled bender.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Jesus once said in the Book of Shitpost:

“And ye will find the false shepherds jacking off to tranny porn and shitting in kitty litter.”

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Okay, Seven of Nine, I'll try shouting it from the rooftops but the Koreans are already up there and they don't look very receptive to gun control.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

anyway ur website is banned by australia now gl not being labeled neo nazis

i was always an anti gun activist since forever online so why would i want to shoot up a school when i get offered the job of genocide instead

 

[I am vomit]

okay ill stop coming here because you are clearly losers according to anyone with a brain and then even tagged on urban dictionary

so gl to yall im gonna get my wife back and breach my peace bond and then kill some of yall for fun

 

[Rotollo 2]

I can clock faster than the New York stock exchange.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

if a Russian soldier rapes a child in The matrix they rape a child in real life that's just how it works

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I grew to enjoy pooping on them because if they were stupid enough to go inside a butt, they deserved to be punished and I liked making them suffer. Often, they'd want to come back for more.

 

[Ona Quest]

the incel-to-troon pipeline makes an uncapped fire hydrant look like a leaky faucet

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i was basically antifa

so gl to yall im gonna get my wife back and breach my peace bond and then kill some of yall for fun

 

[Blackhole]

A daily reminder that Kiwi Farms has done more to take out "right wing hate groups" then the Anti-Defamation League ever has.

 

[Russian Bot]

Another time, a man prolapsed his anus onto my bed (the lining partially fell out when I pulled out) and a pile of poop pebbles resembling guinea pig pellets was left behind. I never stuck my dick into another butt from that day onward.

 

[Happy Fish]

uwu, im a retarded little catgirl nyaa.

 

[Meat Target]

Did you learn that from the Shart of War by Gunt Tzu?

FUCK YEW PO-LICE DO YEW SPEAK ENGLISH BITCH I SAID I WANT TO PRESS-O EL CHARGES AGAINST COG AND HIS FAGGOT FRIEND AND FAGMENCO AND METOCARE!!!!

What's happening to ETHAN RALPH...is exactly the same scenario what happened to Mommar Ghadaffi.

how the fucking hell do you let your body grow another ass in the front?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Oh you're depressed? You gonna cry, fag?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

AMERICA'S GUN LUST
IS ABSOLUTELY KILLING US
AMERICA'S GUN LUST
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA OR BUST

(guitar solo)

 

[brokenWindows]

Yes, that's what it is. Most men can't really stay hard during anal sex with other men. The smells and sensations are disgusting, and nobody really likes it unless they've conditioned themselves to like it through repetitive self-abuse (masturbation). This is why most gay men end up as bottoms. At least that way, they know they're not the ones getting pooped on tonight, that's for their stupid sucker boyfriends. We are talking about men who will lick each other's anuses and then kiss each other on the mouth.

Spoiler: POWER LEVEL I AM AN EX-GAY AND HAD SEX WITH ABOUT 200 MEN BEFORE REPENTING

Yes, they really do that, not just in porn. Most of the "tops" I've known have wanted to lick my anus and then kiss me. It's that bad. I've been penetrated by about 50 guys and probably sucked another 150, out of that bunch I penetrated six or seven of them. I got my anus reamed out by so many men and I pooped on most of them. Due to drugs, alcohol, and loneliness, I considered this an acceptable way to get male attention. It was about a sexual friendship simulator and there was no trace of anything resembling romantic love or really any love of any kind.

I grew to enjoy pooping on them because if they were stupid enough to go inside a butt, they deserved to be punished and I liked making them suffer. Often, they'd want to come back for more. Sometimes, they'd beg to keep going with my poop already on them. The reverse happened when a young man in his early 20s pooped on my penis very badly. The smell was horrific and he kept begging, "More, moreeeee." Another time, a man prolapsed his anus onto my bed (the lining partially fell out when I pulled out) and a pile of poop pebbles resembling guinea pig pellets was left behind. I never stuck my dick into another butt from that day onward. Homosexuality was always a choice for me. I've always found men's hairy, stinky butts to be disgusting, and I'm not really aroused by pooping on men so why bottom? Every gay man I've talked to has confessed that, at one point in his life, he felt attraction to women. They suppress and redirect. It is a choice. Faggotry is a choice. Reject it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Man, imagine how awesome it would be to have hot obese TSA-style black chicks grab your balls and get all up near your asshole just to grab some PF Changs.

Prob get like, five new girlfriends that way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Somewhere out there is a troon who has fucked a porcupine.