random_text.txt

[Useful_Mistake]

i busted up my front teeth recently with contact against a weight bar so i look pretty beaten or id take new pics of my zen transformation body from canadas penitentiaries

because love and bloodlines and money

 

[Hitman One]

I dont encourage this kind of violence, but I sure do enjoy it

 

[Sinpie]

Where does the
"the diaper looks full"
"it is"
-quote come from? I'm morbidly curious into what sort of sick fuck walks around like that, but my guess would be a crinkling furry.

 

[Mr Bunny]

They should turn to alcohol, like me. It's a lot more pleasant.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

the fuck are you talking about i spent two days in a psyche ward for telling a cop I was gonna hit a dude with a dumbell

That’s a PL-ing random.txt keeper.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"If every American would pitch in a dime, we could invest in bitcoin and end world hunger."

 

[Ona Quest]

I have seen stuffed animals and beanie babies with more soul in their fake bead eyes.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Nah, the CIA book club all read Catcher in the Rye. Shit happens.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Analog pussy, e-pussy - I don't care.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

well i guess that's what a gender studies degree will do to you?

Pro gardening tip: salt the earth so nothing will grow and it will leech into the earth contaminating it for generations turning it in to a field of dust.

One of my favorite quotes on the site is the caption from the Animal Breeding Horror Show thread:
Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

 

[Certified_Autist]

A Redditor and an Indonesian. May Allah have mercy on your soul

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Containing it involves not putting your dick in the asses of British men, which might be hard for some of you but most of us will be fine.

And they'll still bareback with peenie pox. You know they will.

Guess I'll have to put my flight to Britain for their annual Gay Britbong Buttsex Convention on hold. Damn, that shit's the highlight of my Summer.

 

[Brain Power]

They bred an EDS/gastroparesis dog? Has someone told the munchies? These would look great with a service dog vest on. Imagine the content you could wring out of that.

Pretty, mean as fuck, spiteful, petty in ways hard to quantify, and for sure a whole lot of trouble. This isn't a "don't stick your dick in crazy" kind of woman; she's a "don't stick your dick in that claymore mine" kind of woman.

And I love her.

I just want to state for the record that those are millipedes not centipedes. So she should be called "millipede pussy" for accuracy. Thank you!

 

[veri]

update from the funny folder

everyone thought I was a pedo for thinking age of consent should be at puberty.
Now more and more people are getting red-pilled on puberty.

Rage hog is coming to rape you

Jews are the real fascists, child.

I would like to believe that it's not butter but I just can't do it.

Because Vordrak warned all the schools in Pensacola about the threat Null posed.

FREE MY NIGGA ETHA RALPH NO OTHER LOLCOW IN THE SECTOR BRINGS IT LIKE HE DOES

Now the officers from the bomb squad will learn all about Null's broken dick.
Ralphachads just can't stop winning.

Agreed. Null is the least racist person I've ever heard online.

its like a puppy with 3 legs that wants a piece of your pizza

Trump tear down that WALL!!!!!!!!!!

Okay when the last White child is slain, when the Jews feast on the bones of the last White family, when the niggers celebrate the rape of the last White woman.
This quote, this quote will be the tombstone, the epitaph.
"It doesn't matter anyway, whatever bro."

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Randy Stairs could have learned from this guy.

Go shoot up a fucking livestream camper van not a supermarket you dumb cunt

Bruh, all white people came from the ancient evil scientist, Yakub. Its why they do stuff like this. They dont have souls.

Will GOD testify!?

Groypers are on par with autistic children making sonic OCs for their special needs teacher.

Because their "savior" is a chinlet 18 y/o child dogfucker brony.

I'm waiting for the Sneed shooter, so /tv/ gets cancelled and we get an influx of butthurt kinobros pajeets. Tourists are always fun to mock.

If you try to buy a gun they should send a hot policewoman over to your house to flirt with you and then make fun of your height and if you don't throw an autistic chimp fit you can own a gun.

Honestly, if the narrative shifted to how dangerous Furries are, I'm pretty sure we could reunite the country in a way not seen since 9/11

Just like Lord Baby Jesus Christ (is king) said: a servant cannot have two masters, and in that vein no piglet can have two internet daddies.

Time for the Ralphamale to Gunt Up and draw power from the dozens and dozens of Ralphamaniacs worldwide

I bet you losers aren't even 1/3 of the way through a suspended sentence for a sex crime:

All the amber alert on the phone is going to do is alert the pedophile that it's time to ditch the body.

The Amholomodor

Because Section 8 is just full of artists and philosophers.

You can't just say that cops aren't allowed somewhere and not expect me to masturbate there.

There is a baseline to the degeneracy of trannies.

 

[Meat Target]

I like how the nearby women started screaming when Ralph’s ass came out.

He looks like he’s ready to tell Jackie Chan an ancient Chinese proverb

Just a quick reminder: this shit kicked into high gear after CwC got arrested.

The merge bringeth forth the corn.

This all started because Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for game development clout.

Life comes at you fast.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT THEN I GUNT AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT THEN I GUNT AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

I guess Burberry sent in their deathsquads to handle the fat disgusting hick that laid his trotters all over their scarves and clothes.

 

[No0neKnows]

“Even though I take estrogen twice a day and grew a killer set of tits, I'm still more of a man than you”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd watch out. Dolphins are rapist psychopaths. Seals rape penguins. Orca's squeez penguins out of their skin like they're fucking oranges. But don't feel to bad, cause penguins are necrophiliacs. Polar bears are cannibals. Even ducks do nothing but rape female ducks with corkscrew penises.

It's a degenerasea.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jesus is my cousin. Are you ready to meet that bearded dude in the sky face to face?

 

[SCSI]

Harvested by @Null and posted HERE.

I recognize that bulge!

he really can’t go any lower than getting exposed for watching tranny porn. Well, there is one way: Anal Marriage. This is when two bottoms place their anuses against each other, gently. The first bottom begins pooping while the other activates his Kegels, powerfully.The suction of the kegels causes the warm, fresh log to transfer from one canal into the other. They pass the log back and forth in this manner, giving each other AIDS so that they can never leave each other, never be alone.

))<>((
forever.

Kiwi Farms is so impressive it scares me sometimes.

Choosing to orbit the Gunt is choosing to orbit a black hole

Merry Floydmas to all & A Happy New Knee

I bet 90% of you here jerked off to traps at one point in your life.

If you want to come, out Kiwifarms is safe space that prides itself on diversity and inclusion.

I never stuck my dick into another butt from that day onward.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Where does the
"the diaper looks full"
"it is"
-quote come from? I'm morbidly curious into what sort of sick fuck walks around like that, but my guess would be a crinkling furry.

I couldn't give you a definitive answer but it sounds like some Rainfurrest shit.