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[Pissmaster]

I love how the entire reasoning was "Saying the N word would get me in trouble" rather than "Saying the N word is bad".

 

[3MMA]

He would like to pat himself on the back, but he is ontologically too fat to reach.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's sad that the closest thing she has to friends are strangers that she hasn't pissed off yet.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Congratulations on being the post to finally bump this thread up to a plagued label

Lol, another day, another crazy deluded FtM.

Wild idea. Andy, the man who makes technicolor patterns on his walls with bodily fluids, acting like a guy whose two brain cells struggle to form coherent thoughts wasn't and isn't an act.

 

[Rommelbutt]

"We know how you can zoom in and erase, but can you blend?" Rob Cantrall

 

[NoReturn]

AND YOUR UP TO THE MINUTE WEATHER WITH CAPTAIN BIFF PROUDFOOT! ONLY ON YOUR MIDDLE EARTH ACTION NEWS AT SIX!

 

[Table Country]

You know what. I think I'm going to pop in a game of Civilization, surround all the cities with troops, and starve them. I think it will feel cathartic.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You know what our boy is here for, anal seepage.

 

[ScooterL]

my farts have more effect then these fucking movements

 

[Table Country]

Some 70's cool guy shoots everyone in a bar, blood everywhere then he sits down and goes " You NIGGERS ever heard of Superman? Y'see, superman... he flies around and such, right? He wears his underwear... OUTSIDE of his fuckin pants. Fuckin faggot"

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

@Dial M for Misgender

 

[SevenEightNine]

@cheese burger69:

Your ex sees you as a lapdog and she would castrate you the second you got out of control.
You're supposed to be like man with giant swollen balls, not a castrated rat dog.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You try hard more than my Hillary Clinton lust.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

你将永远不会成为一个真正的女人。你没有子宫，没有卵巢，没有卵子。你是一个变性的基佬，被变性药物和手术扭曲成对完美自然的粗暴嘲弄。

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

你得到的所有“认可”都是三心二意的。人们在你背后嘲笑你。你的父母厌恶你并为你感到羞辱，你的“朋友”私下里嘲笑你那变性后食尸鬼似的外貌。

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

男性完全排斥你这个人妖。数千年的进化使男性能够以令人难以置信的效率嗅出他们的同性。即使是外貌和女人完全相同的人妖在男人看来也是可怕而不自然的。你永远无法让你的骨骼结构和女性相同。即使你设法让一个醉汉和你一起回家，当他闻到你那生病感染的手术创口味道时，他都会以迅雷不及掩耳之势转身逃跑。

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

你永远不会快乐。你每天早上都挤出一个假笑，告诉自己一切都会好起来的，但在内心深处，你感到抑郁像野草一样蔓延，准备以难以承受的压力压垮你。

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

你最终会受不了这些压力—你会买一根绳子，系上一个绞索，套在你的脖子上，然后一头扎进冰冷的深渊。你的父母会找到你，伤心，但他们终于可以松一口气，因为他们不再需要承担无法忍受的耻辱和失望。他们会用一块标有你的出生名字的墓碑埋葬你，而每个过往的人都会知道有一个男人被埋在那里。你的身体会腐烂归于尘土，你的遗产将只剩下一具毫无疑问是男性的骨架。

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

这就是你的命运，也是你的选择，这里没有回头路。

In his defense, it was the VMAs

Why is it always Canada? Why does every female and "female" lolcow have a Canadian address? Why is Canada Reddit: The Country?

(disclaimer: if you're from Sheboygan and plan to write me a long essay on how bratwurst is not a sausage, I do not care)

these shrek looking motherfuckers turned MK Ultra into a fetish

Remember, remember, the First of September
The phone phreaking, trannycide plot
I know none should seek
That the tranny phone phreak
Should ever be forgot

There’s a non-zero chance that the revised Amhole will become a frackable geyser of methane.

you'd be impotent too if you had cut your own dick off

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unlimited genocide on the transgenders & GAYLORDS

 

[I am vomit]

What fucking g-spot? Please don't tell me he's trying to rub his prostate through his amhole.

Nice try glowie. You won’t be getting my uterus anytime soon.

Good. I’m standing outside it’s uterus right now, snapping pics for its future thread.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm the top streamer on twitch, and I've been involved in numerous epic ratios on Lauren Southern, JK Rowling, and Tim Pool, and I have over 300 groomed catbois....

I'm sure someone with the handle peepeepoopoooo has managed to affect great social change with xer tireless campaigning over the last few days

SCISSOR MY STINK HOLE!!!

Ah yes, the four forbidden sexualities : pedophilia, necrophilia, rape and straight.

But I think we can all agree we need to bulldoze homeless camps.

Adopting African children and teaching dance, the worst thing a white person can do.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

based and tedpilled

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Can we please make this a random quote? It is fantastic.

 

[stupid frog]

Twitter trans are like birds who think the people watching them from their back porches are assassins and not just bored hobbyists.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

maybe Jared Fogel is an inspirational story for these people

 

[Autistic Joe]

Imagine if people protested a security firm and said "stop protecting this business so we can loot and vandalize it until they go bankrupt."