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[Autistic Joe]

We really need to get some sickass robes with a KF logo on the back, or Kiwi & Drooldog onesies for our cultist uniforms. Finally prance around in the moonlight screaming "julaaaaaaaay" echoing into the woods.

 

[No0neKnows]

Asian Troon Liz: "You better deplatform KiwiFarms or we'll all kill ourselves harder!"
Cloudflare: "Well, bye?"

 

[Elim Garak]

I am whiter than Dracula's cum, and I make dishes that makes Thai diners say "Woah , calm down bro."

 

[Meat Target]

Most people aren't insane homeless ameriserbians with a vendetta against tyranny, willing to roll their own everything from network infrastructure down.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

amhoOOooOl

 

[Meat Target]

I was drinking, okay. I thought he was Belgian.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Rob Cantrall:
"Hobo is another word for philantropist."
"Best way to take weed is if you stick it up your ass."
"Twitter is gay"

(he isn't a lolcow, we experience him live in telegram vc right now)

 

[I.C. Weiner]

It's very nice to be in a server where Noone wants to fucking crucify me just because I took some pills. put on a dress, and got my balls cut off

GG on the server staff

 

[AMHOLIO]

This angst, this despair, this gnawing agony-is what being Ethan Ralph is. It can be physical, emotional, spiritual, psychological, and social. But Ethan Ralph bares this angst.

Modern society is confused as to what Gunthood is-and I think I have the answer, it isn’t a walk in the park and it is not having a penis-it is a spiritual task, a burden that you,

To be Ethan Ralph is to be like Atlas-you must hold up the sky, both your own burdens and the turmoil of the world.

Ethan Ralph concerns himself with what he has done, his inherent worthiness or lack thereof-because Gunthood is not something that is given, but must maintained.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

GODDAMN ALLAH HAVE MERCY!

This bitch has to have her caps lock key stuck.

Oh come on, if you’re gonna get cursed, at least get original. I found my image on accident trying to find a different image

 

[Autistic Joe]

brb cutting off my own dick so i can yell nigger in congress.

*Spends 100k and countless big brained hours to come up with Phase 2*
*Is thwarted in 30 seconds by an IT faggot making an Outlook filter*

Tranne Frank, hiding in the attic of his anti-Kiwifarm fort.

 

[Big Boz]

I'm at the ER (I'm ok dw) and every single doctor and nurse have all been incredibly confused over what my gender is. Gender goal achieved!
View attachment 3661843

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Invent Rape 64™

 

[Shard]

@Open Window Maniac I need context

 

[Open Window Maniac]

@Shard Here you go
Tax:

@Open Window Maniac I need context

 

[I am vomit]

Get your Kevin smith worship off this site. What next you start jerking off to the Gilmore Girls?

m'love, this is the wrong website to try and advocate for age regression on.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>Terminally online weirdo gets pissy at the Farms and tries to start something
>Kiwis dig through their extensive Internet footprint and find tons of lulzy stuff
>Terminally online wierdo pussies out and goes full DFE
Many such cases.

Fantano was always a faggot.

Time to commemorate another drama Kiwi Farms gets in on with another one of my autistic shitposts.

I didn't think i could hate canada anymore, good lord was i fucking wrong.

While Lucas is Ratio'ing PoopDick69420, The Governor of Tennessee is signing an anti-troon bill into law. While Lucas is Ratio'ing JewAnnihilator1488, The Idaho State House is passing a bill banning troons in school sports. While Lucas is Tweeting and Streaming all day to his audience of maybe 10,000 real people Elected Officials go on Tucker Carlson Tonight (the largest show of its type with around 4 million viewers nightly, double that of Rachel Maddow) and call faggots and trannies groomers.

is this nigga seriously wearing his panties back to front AND inside out for his big porn debut?

Source: fucked a whole lot of lady boys in Thailand.

Oh no.
They might piss in our ocean of piss.

We’re mocking more than just your trauma, you troon pedophile

I would like to state for the record I came to this forum as a progressive liberal but shit like this is making me a fucking Muslim.

Ok this is a hat post, but it is true.

do it, faggot

please read the OP, which I wrote, to see the purpose of this thread. it's not about politics or your personal culture war.

it is about cows cutting up other cows and the hilarity that ensues.

edit: props to Ted though

Who needs thermal paste when you have a toxic liquid metal

some white people can and do nig harder than any nog ever will

(data source: I made it up, go look it up to find out for sure)

Nice try glowie. You won’t be getting my uterus anytime soon.

troons wishing it could happen isn't the same as it being possible (or survivable)

 

[Dork Of Ages]

His entire career is basically due to his friends and whining loud enough. It's like in elementary school when the gym teacher puts the retarded kid on the athletic kid's team. But in this case the athletic team is a bunch of sexual deviants and genderspecials

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I was only joking about raping a mentally ill child! Jokes are funny!"

In fact, deleting myself from the internet has been extremely beneficial to my psychology.

Inspiring + W + Grass Touched.

 

[Shard]

@Shard Here you go

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