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[Return of the Freaker]

Grow up. Get over yourself and stop yucking everyone else’s yum. You fucking poser.

In an article about how gatekeeping metal is heckin problematic bro

 

[Meat Target]

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"They have neurodivergents on their side, why? These people hate you, too. Oh my god they're just so good at just showing the specific hate to the specific people, aren't they, to make their cult keep growing"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

it's true
we are the guys that fire jewish space lasers at people

 

[LurkTrawl]

The faggots who eat bowls of whip cream are bad enough. Fucking degenerates deserve to have their teeth pulled and forced to drink lemon juice and then have dry ice dentures put in. WHO GOES TO AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL JUST TO HAVE WHIPPED CREAM!!!!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This guy looks like a cruel trick that a massage parlor would play on you for being a horny gweilo.

I think it's because most of them were either very average or unfeminine men beforehand, so after the HRT and surgery they wind up having this snakeish serpentine visage that looks like a character from Berserk that you find out is an apostle or some shit.

 

[Meat Target]

You really gotta spoiler gore like this. This is unacceptable to anyone with eyes.

Get these kids some good old-fashioned LSD.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This was mentioned earlier in the thread but I don't think anyone's caught on to the fact that Keffals has thousands of tweets on the Wayback Machine, I've gone through a few but there are quite literally thousands across the @catboyranch and @Keffals account, I would be greatly appreciative if someone would bother looking because it's a pretty random guessing game as to what you'll see

Wayback Machine

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https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/catboyrancher* (Likely another Keffals alt account, oddly enough there is not nearly as much sexual content on this account, but there is plenty on Keffals and catboyranch)

One such screenshot is this now highly-relevant one, he is not attracted to women at all, except MILFs, there's probably something Oedipian going on there
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He has also succeeded in making his boyfriend troon out
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Spoiler: Screencaps from several of the accounts

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Found some good ones from Keffals but my favorite one he found by far is this one:

“chasers try to chase after me because I’m trans but what they don’t know is I’m also sonic the hedgehog. try to keep up bitch”

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I have immense respect for Warski

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

THE TURK IS THE ENEMY OF THE IRISH PEOPLE!

POTATO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

The wonders of shaving and buying a wig

First they came for the faggots and I said nothing because I wasn't a faggot. Then they came for the niggers and I said nothing because I wasn't a nigger. Then they came for the kikes and I said nothing because I wasn't a kike. Then they stopped coming for people because all the worst problems in society had been solved.

Karl's not a tranny, just a tranny chaser, which in a lot of ways is worse.

While hating trannies, always remember: there's another side that's... well, not as bad as cutting off his kid's dick, but still pretty awful.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm tempted to go have a look for myself, but I'm all out of barf bags.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

During Friday nights I order some Dominos and set up my Gamecube and fire it up with some Super Smash Bros Melee, then i pull up my cell phone with a wallpaper of our deer feeder and set it up on a chair next to me. Then I get two Styrofoam cups filled to the brim with diet coke and give his cup to dear Luna, along with his shared of pepperoni zad. Finally, I grab two controllers from my drawer and give the silver one to the special guest. Onward to a night full of exciting gamer action and nourishment. This routine makes me reminisce about a stage in my childhood were I long wished for a friend to share the delight of pepperoni pizza. All of my friends were killed,

> Do not look at the mermaids and their deceitful visage.
> Do not listen to their siren song.
> Ignore recommendations for unplanned swimming.
> They are to be implicitly distrusted.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I could make Mickey Mouse with dicks for fingers and call him Dickey Mouse, and Disney would have to kick rocks or assassinate me if it bothered them enough.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Should've just made a subforum for Canada instead.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Norbert the Tiger said:
Fuck off, "Scarlett." I'm not a pedophile, you stark raving cunt.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

See now this is why you reheat your bratwurst on the stovetop, not in the microwave.

That's not even a hole, unless we're talking colostomy.

Oh no, I pretty much guarantee that she’s the only one who sits watching Netflix tugging her boyfriends dick like a dog holding a bone.

 

[Johnny Salami]

"the problem is, is that joke beneficial"

 

[Aunt Carol]

i saw some kind of asian

 

[Pee Cola]

Kiwi Farms: Pinterest for lolcows.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Dox everybody - Nick Rekieta

Nothing beats a lawyer that drinks good whiskey and screams FAGGOT on a livestream.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Lol I'm a skinny drug addict and I punch harder than that