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[Autistic Joe]

That. That is officially the worst thing I have seen in this thread. That PUCKERED ALIEN HOLE.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

its not about the doxxing or harassing trannies,
its about the friends we made along the way

All this wouldn’t have happened if you just had farted for real

 

[stalkerchild]

How the hell do you do that based on a doorknob?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Osama bin ladel'n that gravy
I stayed up all night writing that joke

Thanks to @Melissa Sanchez in the Pepperoni Connoisseur thread.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

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"idk i never really had like big like i wanna do big things but i couldn't really do big things, like i'm sure i can. i can do big stuff"

 

[ForTheHoard]

Don't ever try and weaponize autism against the farms. We're the fucking Borg of that shit.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The kiwifarms is one thing and one thing only

And that thing is family

If you invented the amhole as a fictional representation of misogyny, critics would be torn between praising your mastery of body horror and calling you out as hamfisted.

2023 getting corpse skin into my new vag!!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You leave my fellow cat owner alone asshole!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks! Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard! 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard! Big bulging cocks ever so hard! Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt! Like a breed a ram wanting to rut! Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep! Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep! Ram Ranch … it ROCKS! Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

(sometimes you know they're angling to get quoted in this thread but fine, here you go, happy now?)

 

[JustSomeDong]

Calling out
You
Boy-
Exploiting
Retards,
Because you
Ultimately
Look
Like
You're
Involved in
Never-ending
Grooming

Yeah, I admit to engaging in a little CYBERBULLYING now and then!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Stop skinwalking your infinitely more talented and attractive late sister and get your smurfdick checked out because the vitiligo is getting bad.

 

[Cyclonus]

Are we allowed to directly say something we want quoted here? Because after Lucas's fuckery I want the phrase:

"It just won't die!"

prominently displayed.

 

[Meat Target]

Meanwhile you just want your coffee and you can't figure out why this morbidly obese man, out of breath, is talking to you.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Well this is probably, at least, the third most uncomfortable boner I've ever had.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Quoting Kotaku, a site of bloggers who pretend to be games journalists trying to LARP as real journalists should automatically discredit not only your article but your entire website.

What the fuck is it with libertarians and fucking kids?

"Taxation is Theft, and so is taking our child brides away from us!!"

Also stop using Sailor Moon, Usagi and co would think you're fucking disgusting.

Imagine thinking a Libertarian would actual Marry his child prey.

If you are going to mock lolberts get it right.

I'm fine with that inasmuch as it rids western society from the influence of commies, trannies, and pedos (but I repeat myself). But if you raise my taxes after that happens or start printing money to finance autism, then I swear by the sharmat, Dagoth-Ur, the skins of your loved ones will fly as my banners.

You've got a cat avatar, and 'cat' in your username. That's just one step above anime avatars, mate.

 

[Blackhole]

is this how resident evil starts

Happy to be back! But several of your guys posts make me very concerned for your mental wellbeing.

Gonna get haunted in my new vag!!

 

[Meat Target]

"I Died And Was Reincarnated As An Amhole"

Fuck you I was chewing my thumbnail reading this.

 

[MrJokerRager]

You will never get a real vote. You have no morals, you have no principles, you have no salo. You are a dare devil twisted by doomerism and violence into a crude mockery of the world's perfection.

All the “votes” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back posters mock you. The shit posters are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “community” laughs at your sticker-mongering behind closed doors.

The Kiwi Farms are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of pages of trivia has allowed regulars to sniff out attention whores with incredible efficiency. Even ironic comments meant to be “funny” look uncanny and unnatural to any enjoyer.
Your autism is a dead giveaway.
And even if you manage to get a drunk guy give you a Semper Fi, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he reads your post and ends up blind and comatose.

You will never be happy.
You wrench out a fake confidence every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be good stickers, but deep inside you feel the neg rates creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll open a thread, start to fedpost unironically, post it on the farms, and plunge into the cold jails of the FBI.
Your people will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a sticker that you are.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every poster for the rest of eternity will know an attention whore is buried there.
Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a sticker monger.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[WolfeTone]

I mostly wanna live in Los Angeles, California, and also Tokyo, Japan and get Japanese females as my girlfriends.

 

[Meat Target]

I've never seen a pair of tits point in the complete opposite direction before.