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[Pee Cola]

If the state can't control his penis, then the judge certainly can't control his feelings

 

[Clovis]

I'd put my teacup Hitler in lederhosens. He'd be my emotional support Hitler.

 

[PhoBingas]

Kiwi Farms. If you delete one of our threads we delete one of your friends.

 

[Flexo]

"I got a real pretty face for a boi."
-Null

(from latest MATI)

 

[NoReturn]

I came here to laugh to a fat troon. I didn't come to get here a existential crisis.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Having ruined the lives of everone around him for literally no reason, he fled from responsibility before realising there was no point in living due to his own retardation.

He was eaten by feral Florida Men on bathsalts & meth.

Seems like Bigfoot found Brian before the FBI did.

Bigfoot raped him before he killed him, poetic justice.

Yes, why don't you love our orange husbando?

Fuck you, biggot.
My troonouns are fully vaccinated/totally total immunity.

Disonibarru dispray.
Man woman beast Samurai disgrace nobaru daimyo by failing to quell great Oni.
Much disgrace and shame upon clan.

And also fucking gross

 

[Pizdec]

You certainly didn't just get rejected by some rando and you are totally not mad no one invited you to jizz on a Pizza.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unmistakably a man

I haven’t felt these kind of musical vibes since Milli Vanilii went legit and reinvented the whole fuckn game.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Am I suggesting Michael Jackson was a homosexual autohebephile? I sure am

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A 95 page pdf? Why can't they just call the police on pedophiles and dogfuckers like normal people would?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They're also trying to get the hypnotist dogfucker banned. So we shall see.

it's why there's been ever-increasing calls to unionize the furry art scene

words words words and it's all shit that happened in 2011.

some people want to spend thousands on well drawn dog cock and diaper fetish porn.

These people are the exact reason why everybody sees trans folk as delusional faggots that use their flag-status as an excuse to never change their degenerate behavior. Throw in impersonating charities and the obvious nepotism and you got a win on the worst fruit machine ever built.

Red, black and white do not fill me with the feeling it's going to be a fun time camping. And I like camping.

All in all it was a shitshow of narcissism, autism, and incompetence

Is that gay rapist furry still around or did he die

...someone please post some brain bleac here. I almost wan to drink some bleach now.

Secondly he's been getting into mini debates with dipshit furries on twitter and his video post trying to accuse him of being negative about sex positive attitudes while he's trying to clarify what he said and defending himself, which is just another example of furries being fucking worthless.

EDIT: Fuck this post is a mess

Then you post this kinda crap online and cement yourself as 'the cretin that got a bunch of people' to cum on a pizza and leave it for someone to discover.

Legit do not understand why I even associate with furries sometimes.

No, totally, I believe that. You certainly didn't just get rejected by some rando and you are totally not mad no one invited you to jizz on a Pizza.

I so wish the fucking bird woulda claimed the assaulter was LGBTQ... imagine the carnage.

It's like these people don't know that most furries attend these cons to get wasted and fuck in orgies.

People today are too soft, like a cookie taken out of the oven too soon, only these people are more like a mudpie

What's funny to me is how most furries shrug at the degeneracy, because it's normal, and the ones who are vocal are a minority, but are the ones who suddenly act as if this wholesome loving fandom has suddenly become degenerate.

Man, the clout chasing is depressing. Guess you gotta milk it for all it's worth before next week when everyone forgets about the spunk pizza.

 

[NoReturn]

Attack of the Nazi twinks...

This was pretty based until the gayness.

>wonder why people find ladyboy nazi larpers more valuable and likable than you

 

[veri]

Inside sources tell me Sailor Moon posters have been approved for purposes of preserving heterosexuality, but the movement is still deeply divided over the issue of Mpreg Goku.

 

[DerKryptid]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Your Clit Small Hahahaha Nigga Just Inject Tren Like Nigga Roid The Fuck Out Haha

 

[DerKryptid]

I AM NOT A TROON

prove it

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's hard to keep up with that labyrinth of autism.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apparently her sex face is "I farted and got my brother in trouble for it".

 

[Calooby]

so is pedophilia just a japanese past time?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

replace trannies with grannies and the whole wide world would be cooler

 

[SCSI]

Hold on baby, Imma fuck you so good... as soon as I MacGuyver my dick (***loud tape peeling noises, blowtorch starts up***)