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[P. Barnes' THOT]

Forgive me for asking this, but I'm a bit behind on this thread. Who nutted on the pizza?

 

[Meat Target]

Ugly people are thankfully not a protected class.

 

[Local Fed]

I have a bunch of downloaded porn so I'm good on that front, so probably just hunt null for sport.

I support a child abuser cos I have anxiety

Ok, fair enough. I draw the line at pegging... for any reason, including food stamps.

Masturbating in someone else’s underwear is a huge violation that these maladjusted freaks don’t seem to grasp.

I say LatinX to enrage Latinos.

Ok what was the reason Null banned God for?

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

One does not reply to @sanguis draconis, we can only listen and hope that we have the gumption to learn from the wisdom they impart.

I don't think my dick looks like that, then again mine doesn't usually fall off.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Greer write all of his own music.

GREER WRITE ALL OF HIS OWN MUSIC.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Mom always said so, your honor

Is there anything this gimp face won't sue??

Hey guys I’m going on America’s Got Talent this week, I can’t sing and dance for shit but wish me luck!

This is the movie the world needs right now. Have the script on my desk by Friday, kid.

 

[stupid orc]

I will fully admit that I’m a filthy, unapologetic dog racist.

 

[Meat Target]

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"All we are talking about here is arson"

THE ADVERTS! THEY TAUNT AND HAUNT ME!!!!!

you poor stupid exceptional individual, don't put your fork in a toaster.

Citing a receding hairline as physical damage done in a court case is pretty fucking funny.

I'd watch American football if it involved +300lb men mowing over Ben Shapiro.

Genocide is essentially the same thing as a time-out, or going to bed without supper.

his Dissertation Defense would just be him telling the people on the board "Noooooo Child, that's not what it says, you didn't actually Read it"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And the Académie is silent for a change.

 

[TheRetardKing]

When Christmas Eve comes, hang a noose down your neighbor's chimney, dress up as Santa Claus, and throw yourself down the chimney while the family has a fire going.

 

[Uncle Warren]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That thing have aways been a mystery to me, to what cause lesbians are so afraid of men's natural, alive cock but gladly insert in themselves the artificial one. That shit's just beyond me.

To all people asking this, remember it's Europe. They are very close to have mandatory rapes for all white girls.

 

[Snusmumriken]

"And just like that, Cock Block (TM) is born."

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

 

[MelloYello]

"Plaintiff no longer has a full set of hair."

 

[Uncle Sid]

Snakes don't care about verticality, so height is irrelevant

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine having such a shallow existence you need to flex a fucking mutated dog. This is why none of y'all have generational wealth, 'cause y'all STUPID with money.

Goddamn niggers.

Never have I ever thought I'd read an OP about niggers jerking tard dogs off so they can make more tard dogs, paying upwards of $20k for fresh out the balls doggie dick drippings.

Shit looks like several photo attachments are broken now, at least on my end. How do I unfuck this? I'm stupid

"And just like that, Cock Block (TM) is born."

I knew this thread was going to be absolutely hilarious when you said "Cum Cartel"

 

[Blackhole]

"Lesbians need to accept penis if the person who owns the penis puts on a dress"
Haha ha ha fuck you

"And this, Warriors, is where the MedTechs found IlKhan Showers' spleen. It was the largest part of him they could recover. It has been enshrined in the Hall of Warriors in Strana Mechty."

Sir, the bottles are being thrown because you’re wearing a sundress in October

do we really have to wait another two decades for all of the neoliberal clintonian cockroach people to finally die off

We live in a retarded kindergarten.

IMMA PULL DOWN MAH PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Little did we know, Fauci was the ringleader of the zoosadists the whole time.

The Great Reshart: You will do nothing but get owned online, and you will be happy.

Give me 3 reasons why I should care.

fucking space magic!

to all the trannies seething and reading this thread, you will never pass as your desired gender and your parents will never love you. seethe and dilate, faggots!

sussy sissy baka found chopped to pieces in vent system

 

[Gimmick Account]

rude misquote, I said retarded kindergarten

 

[Troonologist PhD]

My relationship with Lucifer and the goetic demons has been hugely beneficial to my trauma recovery. King Bael and King Paimon especially have helped me develop both personally and professionally, and Gremory has been an intimate companion.