Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

As I hung a right onto the Strip, I was greeted by the unavoidable spectacle of advertising for the new season of America's Got Talent. A giant poster of the judging panel had been unfurled down the nine-storey wall of the building where I worked. The judges towered over me like titans, their broad grins seemingly mocking my inability to smile. This was the way they had chosen to respond to my polite email, not with an equally polite response, but with a direct attack; one that had been launched against me with the full consent of my employers.

As I stared back at the poster, fighting the urge to vomit, the figures came to life and began to taunt me:

“I have literally farted better songs,” sneered Simon Cowell, objectively.

"Russell,” said Heidi Klum as she looked me sincerely in the eye. “If I walked in the manner described in your song, it would be like this:”

Her expression twisted as if she was attempting to wring all of the beauty from her face. Contorting her tremoring arms, she sank down into a half-squat and began to lurch around like someone with severe muscular dystrophy. Behind her, Howie Mandel glowered at me with palpable Canadian menace.

“Man, who is this jive ass?" enquired Terry Crews in a thick Harlem accent, brandishing his silver-topped pimping cane towards my face.

“Hey ese,” whispered Sofia Vergara, as she leaned forward and beckoned towards me. “Look behind you.”

I turned around. A rusting, beat-up car with raised suspension was crawling slowly along the Strip. A man with a heavily prison-tattooed face leaned out through the dusty passenger-side window.

"Eh Greer. Why don't suck on a big donkey dick, ese?”

"No thanks. I already fucked your mother last night,” I replied.

The man ducked back inside the car, which accelerated away in an oily cloud of tire smoke.

I heard hurried footsteps approaching and turned around to see a wide-eyed man in a cheap suit running towards me, his neck-tie flapping.

"Do you know who that was?” he asked incredulously.

I shook my head.

“That was the leader of MS-13. You must have some powerful enemies, my friend.”

“Let's just say I've rocked a few boats,” I replied.

“I'm Keith,” said the man, extending one glistening palm. “I'm currently the top lawyer in my short-stay motel. You're Russell Greer. Together we are going to take America's Got Talent for every last cent.”

This is the movie the world needs right now. Have the script on my desk by Friday, kid.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.
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Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Spoiler: PLIGHTS (complaint)

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Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):

Spoiler: sealing IFP and response

Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
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attn @Cryin RN

It always takes some time, but Russ is a maestro who always composes a masterpiece of lulz for us.

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Dismissed again! The wheels of justice turn slowly, but damn do they grind fine!

 

[The Dude]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the Plights began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit tight-headed. Maybe you should drive."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Russell Greer walking through the Strip, taunted and haunted

 

[T.E.R.F]

As an aside, I think this helps confirm that it was Russ who wrote his own “threatening” email. His latest filing really drives home this idea of him being some champion to the disabled and that people hate him for being disabled.

That and all the random “air quotes” around common turns of phrase.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.
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Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Spoiler: PLIGHTS (complaint)

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Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):

Spoiler: sealing IFP and response

Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
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attn @Cryin RN

I fuck off to focus on my family and personal issues for a few days and I come back to this, Greer never stops delivering.

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NEVER STOPS DELIVERING! I am calling it now, the reason this took so long is because the clerk had to repeatedly request that the judge tone it down so that the very act of filing it wouldn't cause Russ to spontaneously combust. Also, every single line feels like another way to smack around Russ with reasons he's wrong. The judge was not happy.

I see this as an opportunity for the producers of AGT. They could make a spinoff show called "America's Got Disabilities", where all contestants have one or more forms of disability. If made with sympathy and tact, it could unironically be a wholesome feel-good show.

We could provide them a list of those to contact to fatten up their numbers for the first thirty seasons or so. Though most the disabilities would be mental.

Because she feels pity for him. Plain and simple. She's broadcast that twice now. Blech.

For the record I too pity Russ. I pity all lolcows, for they are pitiful pathetic creatures deserving of such. Though I am also a sadistic monster so pitiful and pathetic are basically search terms for comedy for me.

In addition to other replies on this: no, he is not. However, he could still appear pro hac vice if local counsel were to vouch for him. While it's possible that this could be done, it seems very unlikely since such a large corporation will have a squad of rabid attack lawyers ready to pounce on dimwits without contracting out to someone who is probably LESS specialized than they are... except in the subject matter of fucking Russ Greer.

If he somehow were to end up involved it would have to be a deliberate, unmistakeable "fuck you" to Greer from the company. The good news is that they could afford it- the bad news is that they probably don't care enough because they have better things to do.

I am imagining that while looking into this one of the lawyers on their team looks up Greer just to see if there is any past history to use against him, learns about Skordas, and then recommends that the company uses him just to crush Greer in such a humiliating way that that it causes the lumptonium to go critical and Greer's head explodes, reducing Vegas to a radioactive wasteland for the next thousand years.

Reversed searched the image to fuck with it, Google had an interesting take:
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This is easy to explain: They think it's a demon that needs a exorsist.

Russell, in this filing:

Chris Chan, in a March 30, 2013 email:

Oh, time to earn some puzzles: Theory, CWC has been projecting her divine self into the lolcow universe, doing so she accessed the source of all lolcow energy and merged a portion of herself with it. This amplified all lolcows, present and future, causing them to be even more exceptional. This is why we see small Chrisms in different cows. Russ, receiving some of this power, attempted to channel it to win this suit. Naturally Russ is so incompetent he failed even at that.

At this rate by 2040 he's gonna end up suing the fucking solar system for never aligning the planets to his favor.

for thinking it will take that long.

This is the movie the world needs right now. Have the script on my desk by Friday, kid.

I think they deadline should be moved to Thursday.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Russ is very lucky that he is one of the lesser-known cows in spite of deserving a way larger exposure, Imagine his reactions if he had a CWC or DSP level of infamy.
This year isn't over yet and much julay was already generated, the Buck Breaking docummentary, DSP having his Twitch partnership suspended and bank account leaked, the collision of the Gunts, the CWC incest saga, and now Greer's lolsuit fetish escalating.

 

[Tonberry]

Side note, this chick is gonna get it. He's really got a hard on for her.
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I like how his obnoxious flirting attempts on LinkedIn are getting more and more blatant. The little goblin must feel like it's the perfect website to hit on any woman he wants since people are expected to act professional and will probably think twice before mocking him or calling him out for being a creep. I guess the trolls, the phantom giggler and the thugs on Jettas might have finally scared him off Facebook.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

The really sad thing is this probably isn't a shakedown on Russ's part. What will happen if they offer him $2500 to never darken their doorstep or contact any business or employee associated with them ever again? $2500 to bind Russ into a settlement contract to begone forever seems a bargain. What would Russ's reaction be? I mean he could even afford a doctor visit or two?

They wouldn't offer any settlement. Think about it, It'd probably get this case over quick but what about the new cases? If they give Russhole money that'd be blood in the water, and every gimpy retard who knows what in forma pauperis means would just copy paste Greer's lawsuit, replace Russels plights with their own, and submit the suit to try and get an easy payday.

AGT has a vested interest in embarrassing Russ in front of the whole world and then attempting to get money out of him, and I am all for it.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

See Russ, you should have done Britain’s got talent, your facial disability wouldn’t have held you back as much there

 

[DiggieSmalls]

The hookers, stalking, and batshit insane backstory aside, Russ needs to realize he does not have an inspiring “disability.” He’s ugly. Scary looking. He makes people uncomfortable. People can’t relate to him. No one roots for someone like Russ. They just quietly pity him and wish he didnt exist.

He could be inspiring if he wasn’t like he is, that’s what I believe at least. Inspiring people do good in spite of a disability. Inspiring people don’t try to grab pity. But, dude is str8 ugly and I hate listening to his ass speak so I could be wrong.

Something that I realize with some of the “cows” on here is that they have an outlook on life that closely resembles a teen movie. Greasy Greer is like that weirdo in 16 candles where he stands outside a girls window with a boom box.
But instead of finding it endearing, people would call the cops.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Russell Greer walking through the Strip, taunted and haunted
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The fucking black Jetta

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.
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Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Spoiler: PLIGHTS (complaint)

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Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):

Spoiler: sealing IFP and response

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attn @Cryin RN

I realize this will never in a million years happen, but, man, the idea of Greer in front of a jury pool asking them their opinion of Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and "are you now or have you ever had an account on Kiwi Farms" practically makes my brain implode. And I'm not a huge follower of the Greer saga, either.

 

[The Dude]

I like how Russ says that he's held back from expressing himself and his talent because people discriminate against him for his "disability". Truth is, if Russhole actually were as talented as his delusions tell him he is, then he would be able to express himself THROUGH his talent. If he was as talented as he thinks, then he would let his music and lyrics be his new voice. But Shit-Lips isn't talented at a prof level. He's a rank amateur at playing the piano, barely passable enough to play at church and family parties. His songwriting skills are laughably incompetent. His longest song is, what? Two minutes? Yet he expects to essentially be given a career in the music industry and a special spotlight on AGT. If you have to build up an entire band around your "talent", including needing a singer and musicians to play for you, then you're not actually talented. The band around you is, not you. You're an organ grinder's monkey at that point, awkwardly hopping around and being a distraction while the real talent is doing all the work. Putting on a cheap red sequined jacket and slapping at a keytar like a blind gynecologist looking for the hole is not a talent.

And Russhole definitely wrote that "lawyer" letter. For one thing, he couldn't afford the retainer because he wasted all his stimulus money on Yo, Yovanna and his AGT audition. For another thing, Russhole has a history of forging letters and committing perjury. He did it at least once before with the Dennis Hof letter, and he more than likely wrote that email that was totally from Kiwi Farms, honest, that he tried to include in his lolsuit against Null. He has no problems with ignoring the rules and breaking laws if he believes it will get him what he wants. And if the courts ever discover that he's been falsifying documents and testimonies in his legal filings, well...it won't be pretty for Russhole.

 

[pensiveniglet]

Impressed by his ability to get into so many lolsuits.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Greasy's jumps of logic and overstated self-importance are always outstanding. In a fucking legal filing, he claims that a fucking executive at the company PERSONALLY ordered nobody to respond to him because OBVIOUSLY he would've done that.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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I realize this will never in a million years happen, but, man, the idea of Greer in front of a jury pool asking them their opinion of Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and "are you now or have you ever had an account on Kiwi Farms" practically makes my brain implode. And I'm not a huge follower of the Greer saga, either.

You'd think a guy who hates being judged, he'd try to avoid standing in front of a judge and jury as much as possible. It shouldn't be a shock to me, since I've been following Russ for 3 years or so, but it is.

I'm sure at this point his parents have given up on him, and he sees this battle as his final redemption. When the judge dismisses this with prejudice who knows who Russ will try to sue next.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I like how Russ says that he's held back from expressing himself and his talent because people discriminate against him for his "disability". Truth is, if Russhole actually were as talented as his delusions tell him he is, then he would be able to express himself THROUGH his talent. If he was as talented as he thinks, then he would let his music and lyrics be his new voice. But Shit-Lips isn't talented at a prof level. He's a rank amateur at playing the piano, barely passable enough to play at church and family parties. His songwriting skills are laughably incompetent. His longest song is, what? Two minutes? Yet he expects to essentially be given a career in the music industry and a special spotlight on AGT. If you have to build up an entire band around your "talent", including needing a singer and musicians to play for you, then you're not actually talented. The band around you is, not you. You're an organ grinder's monkey at that point, awkwardly hopping around and being a distraction while the real talent is doing all the work. Putting on a cheap red sequined jacket and slapping at a keytar like a blind gynecologist looking for the hole is not a talent.

And Russhole definitely wrote that "lawyer" letter. For one thing, he couldn't afford the retainer because he wasted all his stimulus money on Yo, Yovanna and his AGT audition. For another thing, Russhole has a history of forging letters and committing perjury. He did it at least once before with the Dennis Hof letter, and he more than likely wrote that email that was totally from Kiwi Farms, honest, that he tried to include in his lolsuit against Null. He has no problems with ignoring the rules and breaking laws if he believes it will get him what he wants. And if the courts ever discover that he's been falsifying documents and testimonies in his legal filings, well...it won't be pretty for Russhole.

Like someone else said in this thread, Russ believes he is the main character of a RPG and everyone else is a NPC. He intentionally refuses to acknowledge the perspective of anyone that isn't him.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Like someone else said in this thread, Russ believes he is the main character of a RPG and everyone else is a NPC. He intentionally refuses to acknowledge the perspective of anyone that isn't him.

I disagree. Russ isn't clever enough for that. He sees himself more like the main character in a movie. Everything he does is forgiven instantly and goes his way at the last possible moment and he becomes the hero, gets the girl, everyone loves him, and every female farmer will suck him his penis.

 

[The handsome tard]

America's got lawyers